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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39680 on: May 18, 2017, 09:16:06 am »
So was there a battle among Kenya`s business elite to get on the Everton gravy train?

To be fair, Everton is a step-up from Hull City, who they sponsored this season. Hull's previous shirt sponsor being Flamingo Land

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39681 on: May 18, 2017, 10:12:01 am »
It's a Nigerian  Kenyan betting firm.

Just log in, and complete your bank details.....   ;)

Not to defend anything Everton. SportPesa is a Kenyan betting company, pesa means money in Swahili. It sponsors the local league here in Kenya and some lucky person won a 2 million dollar jackpot from them this month.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39682 on: May 18, 2017, 10:13:31 am »
The question is, can they be useful for once and draw at Arsenal ?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39683 on: May 18, 2017, 10:16:26 am »
If we're 3 up v Boro at half time yes, if we get in trouble v Boro and are 0-0, 1-1 on 75 then no.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39684 on: May 18, 2017, 10:31:07 am »
Arsenal-Everton is also Sanchez-Lukaku for league top scorer.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39685 on: May 18, 2017, 11:51:46 am »
catcher isn't really a blue, he's a red on a wind up.

I don't think so. But if it is, he needs to have a word with himself. Whereas some of those posts that get quoted here are clearing reds on a wind up, there's no way a decent red would spend their time slagging off our manager just to get a rise.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39686 on: May 18, 2017, 12:37:45 pm »
I don't think so. But if it is, he needs to have a word with himself. Whereas some of those posts that get quoted here are clearing reds on a wind up, there's no way a decent red would spend their time slagging off our manager just to get a rise.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39687 on: May 18, 2017, 01:19:02 pm »
He is a blue. No doubt about it. Won't eat tomato sauce.

Sounds like my uncle Anthony. Won't eat or wear anything red. He's nearly 60 ffs.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39688 on: May 18, 2017, 01:42:52 pm »
Not to defend anything Everton. SportPesa is a Kenyan betting company, pesa means money in Swahili. It sponsors the local league here in Kenya and some lucky person won a 2 million dollar jackpot from them this month.

All that lucky person needs to do now is send them their bank account details and a small sum of cash so the Kenyan Prince can shift their winnings into a subsidiary account...
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39689 on: May 18, 2017, 03:06:22 pm »
Sounds like my uncle Anthony. Won't eat or wear anything red. He's nearly 60 ffs.

that's embarrassing.  I mean really embarrassing.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39690 on: May 18, 2017, 03:07:09 pm »
Sounds like my uncle Anthony. Won't eat or wear anything red. He's nearly 60 ffs.

Won't eat anything red.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39691 on: May 18, 2017, 04:12:33 pm »
Sounds like my uncle Anthony. Won't eat or wear anything red. He's nearly 60 ffs.

Is this him?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39692 on: May 18, 2017, 05:05:53 pm »
Just a general point re Koemann...
Wasn't it their own who called him 'Moon head', and so forth.
I was actually asked by one evertonian in Dec. "Want to take Koemann off our hands?" Mind you part of his reasoning was that he had not spent the Ł100m war chest on new players.
Catcher, is just that -a wum who looks to catch a few with his bait. Problem is, all his mates believe the wind up and he is now held in high esteem because it is what they need to hear.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39693 on: May 18, 2017, 05:39:42 pm »
Radio Merseyside sports news

Sunderland are believed to have accepted that they're going to lose Jordan Pickford and have valued him at Ł30M...

Everton are ready to start the bidding with a Ł10M offer


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39694 on: May 18, 2017, 05:53:47 pm »
Radio Merseyside sports news

Sunderland are believed to have accepted that they're going to lose Jordan Pickford and have valued him at Ł30M...

Everton are ready to start the bidding with a Ł10M offer


 ;D

Both valuation and the bid are a joke  ;D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39695 on: May 18, 2017, 06:08:11 pm »
The question is, can they be useful for once and draw at Arsenal ?

Entirely possible.

But what will be really great is if we win and they get absolutely taken to town for nothing

I doubt they'll risk that eventuality.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39696 on: May 18, 2017, 06:17:29 pm »
https://twitter.com/Everton/status/865251638298132480
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 ✍️ | RT and follow @Everton to win a pair of #PL2Champions posters signed by @jonjoekenny8 and @kierandowell1.

Three pairs up for grabs!

Good lord they're going to fucking milk it aren't they?!
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39697 on: May 18, 2017, 07:46:25 pm »
https://twitter.com/Everton/status/865251638298132480Good lord they're going to fucking milk it aren't they?!
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39698 on: May 18, 2017, 08:09:47 pm »
Both valuation and the bid are a joke  ;D

And both clubs as well
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39699 on: May 18, 2017, 08:22:41 pm »
https://twitter.com/Everton/status/865251638298132480Good lord they're going to fucking milk it aren't they?!

2 pointless posters signed by 2 players that will be in league two within a few years, great competition :lmao

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39700 on: May 18, 2017, 08:31:04 pm »
At least they can show the Senior team their medals.. :P
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39701 on: May 18, 2017, 08:41:14 pm »
Not to defend anything Everton. SportPesa is a Kenyan betting company, pesa means money in Swahili. It sponsors the local league here in Kenya and some lucky person won a 2 million dollar jackpot from them this month.

Are you sure Bill Kenwright isn't that "lucky person"?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39702 on: May 18, 2017, 09:17:33 pm »
Everton have agreed a shirt sponsorship deal with 'Sportpesa'..if you haven't heard of them before, they're a small club from Merseyside

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39703 on: May 18, 2017, 09:18:57 pm »
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39704 on: May 18, 2017, 09:21:19 pm »
:o

DVD release can't be far away.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39705 on: May 18, 2017, 09:26:18 pm »
Everton have agreed a shirt sponsorship deal with 'Sportpesa'..if you haven't heard of them before, they're a small club from Merseyside
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39706 on: May 18, 2017, 09:35:50 pm »
Everton have agreed a shirt sponsorship deal with 'Sportpesa'..if you haven't heard of them before, they're a small club from Merseyside
Brilliant!

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39707 on: May 18, 2017, 09:44:32 pm »
Everton have agreed a shirt sponsorship deal with 'Sportpesa'..if you haven't heard of them before, they're a small club from Merseyside

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39708 on: May 18, 2017, 11:31:21 pm »
Everton and Sportpesa, two of the least known brands in world business

Except, there are two other fairly obscure brands......

The Kenyan betting firm is Wednesday morning expected to sign a shirt sponsorship deal with Tanzanian club Yanga, and this will be the third major sponsorship announcement from the company inside a week.

Last week, SportPesa inked a Sh225 million sponsorship with Tanzanian giants Simba SC and on Monday, they shook the world with news that they have agreed on a shirt sponsorship deal with English Premier League club Everton.

The company also has separate agreements locally with top dogs Gor Mahia and AFC Leopards.


'Shook the world'

I only heard about it on here, I heard no shaking going on

This year Sportpesa had a shirt deal with Hull City

NB: Everton is a suburb of Liverpool
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39709 on: May 18, 2017, 11:57:26 pm »
Silly boy


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39710 on: May 19, 2017, 12:08:55 am »
Everton have agreed a shirt sponsorship deal with 'Sportpesa'..if you haven't heard of them before, they're a small club from Merseyside

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39711 on: May 19, 2017, 12:09:59 am »
Everton have agreed a shirt sponsorship deal with 'Sportpesa'..if you haven't heard of them before, they're a small club from Merseyside

Haha the old ones are the best! :D

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39712 on: May 19, 2017, 01:02:36 am »

'Shook the world'

I only heard about it on here, I heard no shaking going on

That's coz yer head has fallen off  ;)  :D
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39713 on: May 19, 2017, 01:43:28 am »
Maybe the group, led by your leadership, will see these drafts as PR functions and brilliant use of humor

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39714 on: May 19, 2017, 03:54:44 am »
I'm not sure if this has been posted, but here is the esk making a c*nt of himself on his own website for our amusement:

https://theesk.org/2017/05/13/60k-60k-i-say-the-case-for-a-60k-capacity/

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39715 on: May 19, 2017, 06:44:53 am »
The esk has his own website? That is like discovering cider at 13.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39716 on: May 19, 2017, 07:54:58 am »
The quote from Elstone on that article...

"And also, right now we have 10,000 prospective season ticket holders waiting for the release of around 3,000 seats, so we’re confident that we can fill a considerably bigger stadium”

What is a prospective season ticket holder? This is a club that sells 'half season tickets' so they don't have a waiting list. They're deluded.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39717 on: May 19, 2017, 07:57:49 am »
He's not taken into consideration the prospect of being a top four side and a genuine title contender.

Fucking hell :lmao :lmao :lmao

Does he mean the U23's?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39718 on: May 19, 2017, 08:01:57 am »
Was quite amusing to see Kane smash 4 in last night pretty much robbing Lukaku of the Golden Boot.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #39719 on: May 19, 2017, 08:51:14 am »
The esk has his own website? That is like discovering cider at 13.
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