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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #800 on: March 31, 2024, 05:33:32 pm »
Two cowardly sides afraid to lose that half. Hopefully we see a brawl and few reds or injuries second half

It kind of makes sense for Arsenal, stay in the game as they know DB won't last for ninety minutes and then open the game up at the end and snatch a win. That's what they will be hoping for.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #801 on: March 31, 2024, 05:34:24 pm »
Nodded off watching this and the ads at half time woke me up. Must be a classic

Same. Perfect game to catch up on that lost hours sleep last night with the clocks changing.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #802 on: March 31, 2024, 05:34:43 pm »
That boring they're talking about Game of Thrones :lmao

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #803 on: March 31, 2024, 05:35:56 pm »
Everytime the camera pans to Pep he's spitting. What's wrong with him?!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #804 on: March 31, 2024, 05:37:01 pm »
He's turning into the lad from the meme with his missus and the matching white teeth, cook all their scran in an air fryer, ITV 2, leased Range Rover etc etc
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #805 on: March 31, 2024, 05:37:05 pm »
Everytime the camera pans to Pep he's spitting. What's wrong with him?!

Beak gives you a dry mouth……apparently.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #806 on: March 31, 2024, 05:37:58 pm »
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Definitely lager tops in Benidorm

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #808 on: March 31, 2024, 05:38:54 pm »
On right that on Easter Day, Saka rose from the dead.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #809 on: March 31, 2024, 05:39:00 pm »
Worst game I've ever seen and I'm not even watching it.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #810 on: March 31, 2024, 05:39:01 pm »
Nasty injury for Saka here.

Oh no, he noticed his team wanted to attack again and is now fine.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #811 on: March 31, 2024, 05:39:50 pm »
Everytime the camera pans to Pep he's spitting. What's wrong with him?!

It’s really weird spit as well, like something from a vintage 70s porno cum shot

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #812 on: March 31, 2024, 05:40:19 pm »
Hilarious from Saka then.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #813 on: March 31, 2024, 05:40:29 pm »
Taylor 😂

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #814 on: March 31, 2024, 05:40:31 pm »
First half Xg.  :D

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #815 on: March 31, 2024, 05:40:33 pm »
It's getting more juicy now.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #816 on: March 31, 2024, 05:40:36 pm »
Hahaha. Lego head getting upset because Manchesters Tony Taylor is being a Manc
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #817 on: March 31, 2024, 05:40:58 pm »
Joke from Taylor. He's literally gone out there telling himself he won't book anyone today and that's that.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #818 on: March 31, 2024, 05:41:12 pm »
Taylor has brought this all on himself. Forgotten his yellow card since minute one.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #819 on: March 31, 2024, 05:41:12 pm »
Everytime the camera pans to Pep he's spitting. What's wrong with him?!

How long have you got?
Soccer - let's face it, its not really about a game of ball anymore is it?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #820 on: March 31, 2024, 05:41:17 pm »
Wythenshaws own about to make it all about himself

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #821 on: March 31, 2024, 05:41:17 pm »
Jesus had to score

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #822 on: March 31, 2024, 05:41:22 pm »
Haha kicking off finally, excellent

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #823 on: March 31, 2024, 05:41:28 pm »
KDB isn't allowed to get booked then?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #824 on: March 31, 2024, 05:41:34 pm »
Something almost happened then.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #825 on: March 31, 2024, 05:41:37 pm »
Haaland had 7 touches in the first half.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #826 on: March 31, 2024, 05:41:42 pm »

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #827 on: March 31, 2024, 05:41:43 pm »
Club 115 could do with Jack Squealish coming on to win them some dodgy free-kicks - where is the £100Million man?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #828 on: March 31, 2024, 05:41:46 pm »
We are better than both of these

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #829 on: March 31, 2024, 05:42:12 pm »
Anthony Taylor trying to be the 'cool' referee by letting everything go but he's lost all control here.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #830 on: March 31, 2024, 05:42:30 pm »
Why are loads of players allowed to abuse the ref?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #831 on: March 31, 2024, 05:42:32 pm »
An exhibition of diving and moaning.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #832 on: March 31, 2024, 05:42:35 pm »
Taylor has brought this all on himself. Forgotten his yellow card since minute one.

Yep. See the League Cup final. There's a difference between letting the game flow and this. Prime opportunity for players to get injured

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #833 on: March 31, 2024, 05:42:37 pm »
Taylor terrified of booking anyone in case he might have to book them again, and make that big call. The refs in this league are such cowards.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #834 on: March 31, 2024, 05:42:47 pm »
Arsenals diving is farcical
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #835 on: March 31, 2024, 05:42:48 pm »
Must have forgot his cards for this match.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #836 on: March 31, 2024, 05:42:52 pm »
City have started poorly this half.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #837 on: March 31, 2024, 05:42:53 pm »
Taylor is not to be outdone for worst ref of the day!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #838 on: March 31, 2024, 05:43:01 pm »
I reckon i can run faster than De Bruyne.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March
« Reply #839 on: March 31, 2024, 05:43:24 pm »
Arsenal a bit less passive than the first half. Smash & grab is their aim (and rolling around on the floor feigning injury).