Topic: Premier League Fixtures 30th - 31st March

[FiSh77]

Grim stuff this, love it

[DelTrotter]

Weird game, it's like game 38 and both stay up with a draw. Horrific.

Makes me appreciate what we have even more.

[Libertine]

They should award us the title right now on the basis of that shitfest.

[Hymer Red]

Might as well show highlights of our game at half time cos there is nowt here to talk about

[AllyouneedisRush]

Yawn

[MonsLibpool]

Both teams look scared to lose.

Villa don't give a damn and will play their normal game against City.

[SamLad]

Weird game, it's like game 38 and both stay up with a draw. Horrific.

Makes me appreciate what we have even more.

it is.

[Paul_h]

Looking like a 0-0 this

yup
cancelling eachother out

[semit5]

Do we think Ben White’s got a sunlamp?

He doesn’t look the right tone for a sun bed tan, I’d say it’s a spray tan, he went from looking relatively normal to very brown quickly at the start of the season. No one tans that quick

[WhereAngelsPlay]

Rice is brilliant at fighting fires. Covers ground so quickly.

That's the opposite of what you want a fire to be doing.

[Mister Flip Flop]

Greatest league in the world 

Has the ref forgot his cards?

[SamLad]

Looking like a 0-0 this

pleeeeeeease!

[WhereAngelsPlay]

He doesn’t look the right tone for a sun bed tan, I’d say it’s a spray tan, he went from looking relatively normal to very brown quickly at the start of the season. No one tans that quick

That or he has perfected the art of storing sunlight.

[thaddeus]

Rice is brilliant at fighting fires. Covers ground so quickly. Both teams looks setup to get a point here though. City in particular have 2 6s on the pitch.

I'm only watching it in the background but everytime I look up it seems to be showing a different Man City central defender.  Did Man City start with four central defenders - Akanji, Dias, Gvardiol and Ake??

[Claire.]

Weird game, it's like game 38 and both stay up with a draw. Horrific.

Makes me appreciate what we have even more.

Yep, give me kloppo’s loon-ball any time over this sterile bullshit.

[Original]

Shite that

[Chris~]

Yep, give me kloppo’s loon-ball any time over this sterile bullshit.

Yeah this is a worry I have with a new manager given how top level football seems to want to go to boring possession. So grim to watch.

[Schmarn]

Only thing of consequence was Ake getting injured. Now we need an Arsenal defender to be crocked to even things up. I nominate Gabriel.

[killer-heels]

God that was so boring.

[HardworkDedication]

Arsenal stinking the game out by parking the bus. What a boring game.

[Father Ted]

I enjoy Roy Keane’s regular, random transformations from clean shaven to unabomber and back again.

[jillcwhomever]

Both teams look terrified of each other. You would hope the game opens up a little bit more in the second half to actually allow some football to be played. Although I'd take 0-0.

[Knight]

I'm only watching it in the background but everytime I look up it seems to be showing a different Man City central defender.  Did Man City start with four central defenders - Akanji, Dias, Gvardiol and Ake??

Yes. Not unusual I don’t think although I don’t watch them too often. But what is wild is they’re using their fullbacks (the players playing fullback at least) high and wide in possession so their worst ball players are getting it loads. That’s different from the tactic of keeping their wide forwards high and wide which they often utilise.

[BOBSCOUSE]

Are you not entertained?

[Tobelius]

De Bruyne’s hair is ridiculous

Looks like that plastic doll hair

[Butcher Knife Roberto]

That boring they're talking about Game of Thrones

[jillcwhomever]

Yeah this is a worry I have with a new manager given how top level football seems to want to go to boring possession. So grim to watch.

I agree, it's why I wasn't convinced about Xabi coming here.

[In the Name of Klopp]

Possibly but we need to find our ruthless streak again. It would be nice to get Jota back too. He just offers something different.

I agree, Jota will be huge.

[SamLad]

God that was so boring.

in this match, the best type of boring.  another 45+ please.

["Bobber" Thanks :)]

Another 45 mins of this dull football will do nicely

[Alan B'Stard]

That or he has perfected the art of storing sunlight.

Are you saying Ben White is photosynthesis??

[Mister Flip Flop]

Two cowardly sides afraid to lose that half. Hopefully we see a brawl and few reds or injuries second half

[SamLad]

I agree, Jota will be huge.

nah - the physios will run that off him.

[SamLad]

Two cowardly sides afraid to lose that half. Hopefully we see a brawl and few reds or injuries second half

from this lot?  seen more passion in lumps of wood.

[Bread]

That boring they're talking about Game of Thrones

I mean, if the second half is going to be of a similar quality, then Sky could do worse than just cutting the feed and airing the Battle of the Bastards instead.

[Butcher Knife Roberto]

He doesn’t look the right tone for a sun bed tan, I’d say it’s a spray tan, he went from looking relatively normal to very brown quickly at the start of the season. No one tans that quick

He's turning into the lad from the meme with his missus and the matching white teeth, cook all their scran in an air fryer, ITV 2, leased Range Rover etc etc

[davidlpool1982]

I mean, if the second half is going to be of a similar quality, then Sky could do worse than just cutting the feed and airing the Battle of the Bastards instead.

Tierney Vs Coote in a fight to the death?

[decosabute]

No one should be surprised this is a shit game. The one earlier in the season was the exact same. Both sides played for 0-0 then as well, and Arsenal won it by accident with a massive deflection from outside the box.

It's debatable whether we're the best side in the league, but we are by an absolute country mile most exciting.

[DTRed]

Nodded off watching this and the ads at half time woke me up. Must be a classic

[Hymer Red]

Tierney Vs Coote in a fight to the death?

The Ref would spoil it