Topic: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December

[Redsnappa]

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[Rosario]

Probably slightly prefer a draw here to take us at least two games clear of both if we get the job done tomorrow. Although a loss either way wouldn’t be the worst result either.

[Zlen]

Won’t hear a thing against flat caps. They are boss, timeless classic.

[farawayred]

He belongs to the club “my arms bother me”

[jillcwhomever]

Hahaha wtf was he doing there?

Probably doesn't trust the keeper. United players already throwing themselves on the ground.

[rushyman]

Oh so garnacho is a shithouse ?

That's odd isn't it

[OkieRedman]

That's a pen in the CL

The handball? It is a free anywhere else on the pitch. Makes zero sense why that is not a pen. It is a handball in the box.

[smicer07]

What's with all this bigging up of Onana?

[Gerry83]

By this seasons standards Saudis should have had a pen.

Unpopular opinion but I think Utd will give us a game at Anfield. We should be confident to beat them but I don’t like the overconfidence of some saying we’ll smash them easily!

[redgriffin73]

Cannot stand that Garnacho already, proper preening twat in the Ronaldo mold. However, since Claire (I think it was) said he looked like a ventriloquist's dummy that's all I can think when I see him which does soften the annoyance somewhat

[Hymer Red]

commentator thinks mancs are gonna score every time they go forward only to be bitterly disappointed when the cock it up 

[Crosby Nick]

Sure it wasn't just chocolate mousse?

That’s demented.

[Zlen]

By this seasons standards Saudis should have had a pen.

Unpopular opinion but I think Utd will give us a game at Anfield. We should be confident to beat them but I don’t like the overconfidence of some saying we’ll smash them easily!

I agree.
But Klopp won’t take them lightly and that is all that matters.

[farawayred]

What's with all this bigging up of Onana?

Hush! The best keeper in the league!

[rushyman]

The handball? It is a free anywhere else on the pitch. Makes zero sense why that is not a pen. It is a handball in the box.

It's not though

It's off his body onto hand

[DelTrotter]

Parried right back in to danger again, Fletch worshipping him again like he did in the week, bizarre.

[Hymer Red]

Hush! The best keeper in the league!

errrr second best

[redgriffin73]

This really is a wank off between the two teams by the comms as to which one they can fawn over the most.

[WorldChampions]

Won’t hear a thing against flat caps. They are boss, timeless classic.

No place unless you're out rounding sheep,

[jillcwhomever]

Marsial loses the ball and then walks around looking uninterested.

[rushyman]

Ffs if he lets that in he'd literally a statue

'Good save' so desperate to exonerate

[Pistolero]

Wasn't sure who I'd want to lose this game...but now that it's started I rather disconcertingly find myself rooting for the scruffy, granny mugging, throwback cnuts from down the Lancs...

[OkieRedman]

It's not though

It's off his body onto hand

He controlled it with his arm. You can not control the ball with your arm even if it bounces off your body. They call that in the middle of the pitch all the time.

[redgriffin73]

That’s demented.

You've got some on the valance!

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Got this on in the background while doing stuff.

Looked a pen, that should be a corner as well.

This league is proper shite. What kind of laughable officiating is this crap again?

[farawayred]

He controlled it with his arm. You can not control the ball with your arm even if it bounces off your body. They call that in the middle of the pitch all the time.

He had no control over anything - arm, feet, ball, head…

[Zlen]

No place unless you're out rounding sheep,

Sure.
Because only skaters wear VANS, only cowboys wear jeans etc. 😁

[rushyman]

They're going to regret these misses

[OkieRedman]

Oh my god. How do you miss that?

[Crosby Nick]

You've got some on the valance!

What’s a valance?

It’s fun this isn’t it? Even though we’re just listing Partridge.

[DelTrotter]

They've been hammered in every game they've played this season but the ball just never goes in (and not because of the goalkeeper) it's insane. No matter how bad the team is the luck never runs out.

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[WorldChampions]

Mancs on the ropes, have they left their own half?

[smicer07]

Harry can't tie his laces.

[farawayred]

Isak… lift it a bit you tit

[rushyman]

Maguire got bananamans boots on

[Gerry83]

How have they not scored yet? Have Utd found another part of their soul to flog off to the devil?

[redgriffin73]

What’s a valance?

It’s fun this isn’t it? Even though we’re just listing Partridge.

Ha, I nearly put that on my last post

(The skirt thing round the side of the bed)

[OkieRedman]

The United narrative is well-engaged here. Getting battered without it reflecting on the scoreboard.   

[Libertine]

Are they showing this in black and white on Saudi TV?