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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #200 on: December 2, 2023, 07:00:41 pm »
I always thought David Platt was the ugly David Platt

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #201 on: December 2, 2023, 07:00:48 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #202 on: December 2, 2023, 07:01:05 pm »
‘Everton fuelled by injustice’

They could have went 10 back to back defeats with 0 goals scored and the commentators would still have said that when their first goal went in..

Really fuelled for it last weekend werent they!

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #203 on: December 2, 2023, 07:01:09 pm »
How bad must Origi be in training to not get on the pitch here.
Exactly what I was thinking...
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #204 on: December 2, 2023, 07:01:12 pm »
How bad must Origi be in training to not get on the pitch here.

Bloody stupid that he hasn't tried something else when they have been so poor. What have they got to lose when they're already losing?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #205 on: December 2, 2023, 07:02:18 pm »
Steve ‘3 doves’ cooper, hasn’t a gnu what to do.

Bring on the ket, Steve.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #206 on: December 2, 2023, 07:02:57 pm »
The centre half they brought on at half time must have a pass completion of about 5%

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #207 on: December 2, 2023, 07:03:04 pm »
Watched the Welsh version of that last week.

The grandson of Selwyn Frogate, John Frogate an ex special sheep service vet, has to save everyone in the Netto, in Merthyr Tydfil, from the dastardly international terrorist Maximilian Boyce.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #208 on: December 2, 2023, 07:03:50 pm »
Looks to me like Origi was either a Boardroom or DoF signing & Cooper didn't want him.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #209 on: December 2, 2023, 07:04:20 pm »
Keeper should have got something on that really.

Aurier ducked - he could and should have got his head to it. Neco Williams should surely be in front of him?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #210 on: December 2, 2023, 07:05:05 pm »
Looks to me like Origi was either a Boardroom or DoF signing & Cooper didn't want him.

Who cares whether he wanted him or not? He's got him so he might as well give it a go, it's not like anything else has worked tonight.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #211 on: December 2, 2023, 07:05:08 pm »
Forest are extremely shit
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #212 on: December 2, 2023, 07:05:23 pm »
Pisses me off that the commentators can hear the VAR but we can't.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #213 on: December 2, 2023, 07:06:49 pm »
As shite as Forest have been, they should be demanding VAR audio for that non-penalty decision.

Don't think there'll be a match this season with worse opposing strikers than Beto and Wood.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #214 on: December 2, 2023, 07:06:52 pm »
Imagine being so shite that you're 2 points off a team that got a 10 point deduction. Jesus.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #215 on: December 2, 2023, 07:06:55 pm »
My piles have more purpose than the Forest attack.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #216 on: December 2, 2023, 07:07:09 pm »
Gibbs shite.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #217 on: December 2, 2023, 07:07:39 pm »
Who cares whether he wanted him or not? He's got him so he might as well give it a go, it's not like anything else has worked tonight.

Dunno, I'm just speculating  ;D

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #218 on: December 2, 2023, 07:08:52 pm »
Aurier ducked - he could and should have got his head to it. Neco Williams should surely be in front of him?
He should have taken a few more steps to close McNeil.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #219 on: December 2, 2023, 07:09:12 pm »
Dunno, I'm just speculating  ;D

You may well be right, but it just seems so pointless going on like this. They haven't looked like scoring so bring someone on who can actually hold the ball up.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #220 on: December 2, 2023, 07:10:00 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #221 on: December 2, 2023, 07:10:08 pm »
Still can't believe Origi isn't on. Doesn't the manager know his record.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #222 on: December 2, 2023, 07:11:27 pm »
So we'll have had the 12:30 slot 5 times in 4 months after next weekend? We're deffo being treated differently than the rest - the Mancs have had 2 moved so they really can't say its the same for them.

Nope. My analysis is from the start of the season up until the 25th December. So after Christmas day, we'd have had it 4 times. So that's 3 times now, with the fourth next Saturday. Leaving a max of two more for the rest of the season.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #223 on: December 2, 2023, 07:13:59 pm »
Football is nothing without Origi
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #224 on: December 2, 2023, 07:14:30 pm »
Origi already looking more dangerous than anyone else

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #225 on: December 2, 2023, 07:17:37 pm »
Origi already looking more dangerous than anyone else

Would help if anyone passed to him

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #226 on: December 2, 2023, 07:17:45 pm »
Forest are useless.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #227 on: December 2, 2023, 07:18:14 pm »
Pickford is one stupid motherfucker.
At the hole where he went in
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #228 on: December 2, 2023, 07:18:53 pm »
Pickford is one stupid motherfucker.
Still making the same tackle that injured VVD, scissor legs
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #229 on: December 2, 2023, 07:19:01 pm »
Everton have been so much the better side. I’m surprised they find themselves in the bottom three.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #230 on: December 2, 2023, 07:20:25 pm »
Watched the Welsh version of that last week.

The grandson of Selwyn Frogate, John Frogate an ex special sheep service vet, has to save everyone in the Netto, in Merthyr Tydfil, from the dastardly international terrorist Maximilian Boyce.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #231 on: December 2, 2023, 07:20:48 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #232 on: December 2, 2023, 07:21:08 pm »
Everton have been so much the better side. I’m surprised they find themselves in the bottom three.
It be cheating it be.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #233 on: December 2, 2023, 07:21:21 pm »
Only 4? Have the rules changed again?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #234 on: December 2, 2023, 07:22:10 pm »
hahahahahahaha
Far more entertaining than the match.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #235 on: December 2, 2023, 07:22:36 pm »
Forest are shitier than the shite
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #236 on: December 2, 2023, 07:25:27 pm »
Truly embarrassing from Forest. That must be the worst performance of the season.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #237 on: December 2, 2023, 07:26:00 pm »
Shocking from Forest.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #238 on: December 2, 2023, 07:26:13 pm »
When Everton head a ball out there'd absolutely no one from Forest waiting

Absolute shite. You can say it's harsh to give the manager shit but that's pure coaching

Awful football. Of course they will rabid when we go there
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 2nd - 3rd December
« Reply #239 on: December 2, 2023, 07:26:20 pm »
That was a truly extraordinarily shite game of football.

Surely United vs the barcodes has to be better.
It looks to me as if we have signed another 'average' player. I'll hold back my complete opinion until I see the lad play