No you cant
you must have just got the Klopp news, I guess, Rob?
I did nearly crash into a warehouses offices, pulling out of a bay with a loaded trailer, when it came on the radio back in 2011 that Kenny was our new manager and I was jumping about in the seat
Fella in a meeting just said "yeah, and if I can just piggy-bank off that idea..."Piggy-bank I spent the rest of the meeting smirking and then marvelling at how the phrases piggyback and piggy-bank are both in our lexicon, so similar yet completely different meanings.
As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.
I once asked a client for a ball point figure.
I once asked for a 69 instead of a 99 from a young woman who was working on an ice cream wagon.
smooth that Terry, very smooth.
and what did you end up with, an inserted flake?
Terry's gonna go down in history as the guy who invented the cone position.
Don't act like it was a slip of the tongue
-slip of the tongue
Wanted the ground to swallow me up.
I think you wanted someone to swallow you up
Freudian Slip Terry?
Our fans watching Abu Dhabi games then getting annoyed when they inevitably win.
I think Jookie might just be the best fisherman on this thread.
I'd have preferred to watch the Leipzig v Madrid game but he wouldn't entertain it 🤷
Unfortunately my hubby is an English football fan so will only watch the English teams in European games. I'd have preferred to watch the Leipzig v Madrid game but he wouldn't entertain it 🤷
So he wears the kecks in your house then?
When it comes to TV yeah but not much else ☺️
I hardly get a look in with most TV in our house with the Missus, but then most things on TV are shite anyway and I'm happy at my laptop and beer.
In my defence, it was delivered to my mum's address. I chucked it in a bag that had food from the shop in it and just put the bag in the fridge when I got home. I'm not going mental just yet
Whenever I hear of Big Verg our captain, leader and legend,I always think of Big vern from Viz (get the shooters)Whenever I hear of the terrorist group the Houti's,I always think of Michael Bentine and HoooooteeeneeeeeDefinetly ones for the older Rawkites
What happened to the blowfish?
Just reading a story on the Echo website about an ex copper who battered a police inspector who he found having sex with his police constable wife ... in the car park at Screwfix on the Wirral. The location made me chuckle.
Chuckled at that too. There's another version of the story on there now with this odd headline:Woman having sex in Screwfix car park screamed 'stop' as husband opened car doorAh, the Echo. Never change