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I have a good hipster lined up lads.  8)

Pretty sure I know who it is  ;)
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Nah, I can't do that again to my mate George.

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Didn't Newcastle fall apart, losing a 12 point lead, once they signed Asprilla?
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Weren't you less of a c*nt 5 minutes ago?

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Weren't you less of a c*nt 5 minutes ago?

;D Nope, you must have me confused with someone else.
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No love for the greatest non ginger super sub in our rich history? Shame on you all.

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No love for the greatest non ginger super sub in our rich history? Shame on you all.

I completely forgot about him  :-X

Great choice of pic, though to be honest, it was only ever going to be that one :P
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Love it, Samie  :D  One of my favourite footballer names ever. So satisfying to say.

Vinnie Jones fits in perfectly with Draex's team of cloggers too. Perfect pick  ;D
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Love it, Samie  :D  One of my favourite footballer names ever. So satisfying to say.

Vinnie Jones fits in perfectly with Draex's team of cloggers too. Perfect pick  ;D

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So is it hipsters subs you want? Why the fuck didn't you say? Also, is it still one player per nationality?
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Should have used this picture Las:

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Should have used this picture Las:


Haha, poor Robbie. At least he didn't have his name tainted, next to that of a sex pest and an overrated Botox whore.

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So is it hipsters subs you want? Why the fuck didn't you say? Also, is it still one player per nationality?

It's whatever you want to do. There's no requirements for the player type beyond picking one defender, one midfielder, and one forward. And yes, one per nation rules still apply.

All rules are here - https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=355113.msg19164576#msg19164576
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"Don’t let your heads drop. We’re Liverpool. You’re playing for Liverpool. Don’t forget that. You have to hold your heads high for the supporters. You have to do it for them." - Rafa Benitez, halftime, Istanbul, 2005.

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Thank fuck there's electronic boards nowadays.

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It's whatever you want to do. There's no requirements for the player type beyond picking one defender, one midfielder, and one forward. And yes, one per nation rules still apply.

All rules are here - https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=355113.msg19164576#msg19164576

Cheers BB. Well. I've got my hipster in. Made up Sane is down as midfield
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Cheers BB. Well. I've got my hipster in. Made up Sane is down as midfield

Titi! What a legend  :D

I was very surprised Sane went unpicked in the main draft too.
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Both my subs more than happy to come off the bench and score in a Champions League final. They’ll find this draft a doddle.

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My go?

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"Don’t let your heads drop. We’re Liverpool. You’re playing for Liverpool. Don’t forget that. You have to hold your heads high for the supporters. You have to do it for them." - Rafa Benitez, halftime, Istanbul, 2005.

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Yep, were you not PMed?

No, just got in though, so will post now, 2 mins.

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Yep, were you not PMed?

Was going to PM at the very end of my two hour window.

Gamesmanship.

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Completely forgot Berkovic existed, but I remember him being a really classy player.
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Completely forgot Berkovic existed, but I remember him being a really classy player.

Anyone picked Hartson?

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Sideshow Bob? Come on LSR!  ;D

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Titi! What a legend  :D

I was very surprised Sane went unpicked in the main draft too.

Always made me smile watching him play. Like a kid in the playground. Legend indeed. I just couldn't get him in my team once I had the magician and Modric in
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Sideshow Bob? Come on LSR!  ;D

Lighten up Samuel, we’re having fun here!
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I meant use the Sideshow Bob rake gif mate.  ;D

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Ravanelli, Samba, Sissoko

Game changing subs there
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks

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Ravanelli, Samba, Sissoko

Game changing subs there

Cherno Samba? Very hipster.

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Ravanelli, Samba, Sissoko

Game changing subs there

I’ve already picked Momo
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I’ve already picked Momo

Is the list not up to date?

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Hazell’s busy so told me to crack on.

Finished side is:


Subs: Steve Staunton , Momo Sissoko , Edin Dzeko

Overview below of time in the league:

Ederson: Best keeper with his feet the league’s seen. Falls short of the Alisson on most other areas but he’s still a brilliant keeper and has been crucial to Man City’s style of play as they’ve dominated the league.

Trophies: 5 Premier Leagues, 1 Champions League, 2 FA Cups , 4 League Cups
Individual: 2 PFA Team of the Years, 3 Golden Gloves

Branislav Ivanovic: Physical specimen of a defender, able to play in different positions whilst being part of some great defences contributing at the top end of the pitch with 31 goals and 29 assists in his first six years at Chelsea alone.

Trophies: 3 Premier Leagues, 1 Champions League, 1 Europa League , 3 FA Cups , 1 League Cup
Individual: 2 PFA Team of the Years

Antonio Rudiger: All the athletic attributes you could want for a defender, he was key to Chelsea winning the champions league and kept Chelsea competitive during his time with 4 straight top 4 finishes. They’ve dropped of significantly since his departure and looking at their performances with and without him during his time in West London, you can see why his departure may be seen as a large part of their decline.

Trophies: 1 Champions League, 1 Europa League , 1 FA Cups
Individual: 1 PFA Team of the Year

Frank Leboeuf: A great reader of the game, LeBoeuf was also great with the ball at a time when that was not the norm in the league. Part of a stylish back two who also helped France win the league, playing the entire final together, LeBoeuf would have made a great partner with Rudiger.

Trophies: 1 World Cup, 1 European Championship, 2 FA Cups, 1 League Cup , 1 Cup Winners Cup

Ashley Cole: One of the best left backs in the world throughout his career, part of two great sides at Arsenal and Chelsea, he was a top level consistent performer, Ashley Cole is an all time great, even if he’s despised by many. Brilliant at getting forward and contributing, whilst being solid at the back, he was textbook for the position.

Trophies: 3 Premier Leagues, 1 Champions League, 1 Europa League , 7 FA Cups, 1 League Cup
Individual: 4 PFA Team of the Years

Rodri: The Best DM in the world at the moment, Rodri is able to win the ball and make passes at an exceptional level, and is a crucial member of a City side that has dominated in recent years.

Trophies: 3 Premier Leagues, 1 Champions League, 1 FA Cup, 2 League Cups
Individual: 1 PFA Team of the Year

Kevin De Bruyne: One of the best midfielders in Premier League history, De Bruyne has been the best playmaker in the league for several years in a row, racking up a record number of assists in a season.

Trophies: 5 Premier Leagues, 1 Champions League, 2 FA Cups, 5 League Cups
Individual: 2 PFA Player of the Year awards, 5 PFA Team of the Years, 3 Most Assist Awards

Bernardo Silva: A great technical player with a hell of an engine on him, able to play in several positions, he is a key cog in the Man City machine, who’s as good as he is despicable, which is saying something.

Trophies: 5 Premier Leagues, 1 Champions League, 2 FA Cups, 4 League Cups
Individual: 2 PFA Team of the Years

Dirk Kuyt: The Man for the big Occasion, Dirk was the scorer of many crucial goals in big games including a hattrick against United. His industry, selflessness and goal scoring made him a crowd favourite for Liverpool but also for Holland where he compiled over a 100 caps helping them reach the World Cup Final racking up the most assists in that World Cup.

Trophies: 1 League Cup

Maxi Rodriguez: A little Argentinian magician whose skill was matched by his work rate. A fan favourite whilst he was at Liverpool, his flexibility made him a key cog in a side that he added some much needed quality too.

Trophies: 1 League Cup

Erling Haaland: A goal-scoring machine, built to break records. In his only full season in the league to date he broke numerous records including the most goals in a Premier League season. Whilst his style isn’t inspiring it’s devastatingly effective.

Trophies: 1 Premier League, 1 Champions League, 1 FA Cup
Individual: 1 Golden Boot, 1 PFA Player of the Year, 1 PFA Team of the Year

Subs:

Steve Staunton: A flexible defender able to play across the back four and in midfield at a push, even playing in goal for Liverpool once. He was a classy operator whose work-rate won him many plaudits. His best days at Liverpool came before football existed but even in the Premier League era he played a big role at winning Aston Villa’s last major honours to date.

Trophies: 2 League Cups (Before Football: 1 League, 1 FA Cup)

Momo Sissoko: A great defensive midfielder who can tackle and pass at a high level, his speed and work rate allowed him to lay a base for those in front of him to concentrate on creating. Unlucky with injury, his career didn’t reach the heights it threatened to in England, but he rebuilt is career abroad staying at a top level for near enough a decade across four countries.

Trophies: 1 FA Cup

Edin Dzeko: A strong, target man who was surprisingly quick as well. His top level was border line world class, and his ability to assist and score was crucial to Man City during their early years of success, also going on to score bucket loads in Italy.

Trophies: 2 Premier Leagues, 1 FA Cup, 1 League Cup

How’d they play:

The team is built on skill and industry, with a back able to provide a solid foundation for the technicians further up the pitch who in turn will defend from the front. A technically outstanding side, they’ll look to dominate the ball and supply Haaland to ruthlessly finish off attacks.
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Lovren has been pick, Chaks!

Is the list not up to date?

That’s it, I’m breaking the rules

Sorry, just updating the list now.
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Lovren has been pick, Chaks!

Sorry, just updating the list now.

Ah crap, i'll find someone else.

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Some excellent picks this morning. Too many to mention. But especially Ali Dia  :D

I was very surprised Jota didn't go in the main draft though.
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Good side Robbie. Very few weaknesses besides being terrible husbands and fear of flying.