However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
We already have shit in the country, and the game of Liverpool fills life with joy. Thanks
Gomes flapping at a ball looks like a sealion trying to have a wank!
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
Didn’t deserve that equaliser anyway.
Brilliant. Now we have to go flat out last 2 games to win the group.
We will win the Group by winning the next match.
That's Jota's Rushie record gone
Crosby Nick never fails.
What’s the rule now on the handball before a goal?