Topic: Everton - The 777 Unflushables

[WhereAngelsPlay]

Best of the rest ?

[exiledintheUSA]

Sean Dyche dedicates most of his career to Burnley, ends up at Everton.

Vincent Kompany dedicates 2 years of his career to Burnley, ends up at Bayern.

Levels.

[So… Howard Philips]

Best of the rest ?

Best of the rest in the Corrupt Premier  League and discounting the Sly Six?

Although now Villa are in the even more corrupt Champions League and will no doubt be invited into the terminally corrupt ESL surely their best if the rest titles should be discounted?

Small time pricks.

[Dim Glas]

Genuinley hilarious some of the stuff on Twitter from the Bloos fans about Kompany and Dyche

Like they honestly think Bayern should be going after Dyche

I get Kompany to Bayern is odd to many, but it’s obvious WHY they think it can work, due to the sort of players he’ll get to coach - and that small fact he speaks German.  But honestly, these Bloos fans are just mad!

[Terry de Niro]

Ademola Lookman scored 3 goals for Atalanta v Bayer Leverkusen to win the Europa League.
Does this mean that the Europa League trophy goes alongside the Cuckoo Clock?

[rushyman]

From the Everton subreddit 

My God

It's like they purposefully try to embarrass themselves

[moondog]

Their new kit is made by Castore same as villa tight and sweaty one they had this season.
My lads gf was working at the shoot with DCL and Onana.

[Fromola]

Genuinley hilarious some of the stuff on Twitter from the Bloos fans about Kompany and Dyche

Like they honestly think Bayern should be going after Dyche

I get Kompany to Bayern is odd to many, but it’s obvious WHY they think it can work, due to the sort of players he’ll get to coach - and that small fact he speaks German.  But honestly, these Bloos fans are just mad!

They all wanted Dyche out a month ago. One derby win and he's the messiah.

One upside to playing such regressive dogs of war football is you never risk losing your manager (unless Alex Ferguson handpicks him).

[boots]

Fuckin 'ell, they'd cheer a lucky dip from the lotto on twitter

[Ray K]

From the Everton subreddit 

How pathetic.

I mean, Wolves were miles clear of Watford in 2018/19. Are they excluding any old team now?

[So… Howard Philips]

Ademola Lookman scored 3 goals for Atalanta v Bayer Leverkusen to win the Europa League.
Does this mean that the Europa League trophy goes alongside the Cuckoo Clock?

Of course. And the four PL trophies, and Champions League the Stones ‘won’.

[FiSh77]

Of course. And the four PL trophies, and Champions League the Stones ‘won’.

Don't forget Digne's "best of the rest" title for this season

[MrGrumpy]

"If we weren't losers, we'd be winners". 

Do they also list second best team on Merseyside as an achievement?

[So… Howard Philips]

Don't forget Digne's "best of the rest" title for this season

To qualify for ‘Best of the rest’ you can’t win a trophy nor finish in the European places therefore Villa fail to qualify for the ‘Best of rest’ due to success.

However Everton can claim Champions League qualification due to Digne’s role at Villa.

I know the rules of vicarious success are complicated but that is the fault of the Corrupt Pl and, no doubt, us.

[Son of Spion]

Do they also list second best team on Merseyside as an achievement?

No. But Marine do.

[Black Bull Nova]

They have won the "if Liverpool did not exist we'd be the best PL team in the City" trophy every year since the PL was formed.




Congratulations, enjoy the parade

[Alisson Wonderland]

From the Everton subreddit 

This is just crazy for so many reasons.  Blackburn, Leeds and Newcastle were all part of the "big" however many clubs at the time but their acheivements are allowed?  Everton were a founding member of the Premier League and could have taken advantage of it but they have been terribly run so are where they are now. 

Most of all this just highlights the shot teams who have underachieved.

[Crosby Nick]

This is just crazy for so many reasons.  Blackburn, Leeds and Newcastle were all part of the "big" however many clubs at the time but their acheivements are allowed?  Everton were a founding member of the Premier League and could have taken advantage of it but they have been terribly run so are where they are now. 

Most of all this just highlights the shot teams who have underachieved.

Was just thinking that. Spurs and Chelsea were other pretty shit for the first few years of the Premier League too weren’t they. Assuming they’re included in this.

[Brian Blessed]

To qualify for ‘Best of the rest’ you can’t win a trophy nor finish in the European places therefore Villa fail to qualify for the ‘Best of rest’ due to success.

However Everton can claim Champions League qualification due to Digne’s role at Villa.

I know the rules of vicarious success are complicated but that is the fault of the Corrupt Pl and, no doubt, us.

I still don’t understand it! Watford were 11th in 18/19. Everton were the highest team not in Europe. I don’t even know why I bothered to look!

[Eeyore]

Do they also list second best team on Merseyside as an achievement?

Not since Tranmere won two promotions.

[Kekule]

From the Everton subreddit 

I thought being ever present in the Premier League qualified you as being a “big club”

Is that a tacit acknowledgment that they’re the only one of that group that’s not then? Because that’s with all the other ever presents in the the Premier League (+Manchester City) taken out.

[exiledintheUSA]

Crystal Palace co-owner John Textor says he is trying to sell his majority stake in the club and holds an interest in buying Everton, or a club in the Championship.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c7221jz51e1o

[4pool]

Crystal Palace co-owner John Textor says he is trying to sell his majority stake in the club and holds an interest in buying Everton, or a club in the Championship.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c7221jz51e1o

If he waits a year he might buy a club in the Championship called Everton.

[JRed]

Crystal Palace co-owner John Textor says he is trying to sell his majority stake in the club and holds an interest in buying Everton, or a club in the Championship.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c7221jz51e1o

Could tempt Roy out of retirement!

[lfc_col]

He doesn't seem very sure about it like he might buy them on the off chance 

[SamLad]

He doesn't seem very sure about it like he might buy them on the off chance

or by mistake 

[B0151?]

From the Everton subreddit 

That's funny. It's amazing how many people have forgot that it just used to be a evil 'big 4'. Spurs only got up there due to being well-ran over the past 20 years. Man City with the type of financial cheating that Everton hoped for with Moshiri.

[LFC_R_BOSS]

It’s amazing that whenever you see posts about them on Facebook everyone has their back regarding the points deduction. Do they not realise they’ve cheated teams ? One was even a Burnley fan ffs . Also apparently they’re a proper club and all scousers follow them , even though their own survey said otherwise. Idiots

[Red Beret]

From the Everton subreddit 

Reminds of of that post I saw - "20 reasons why Aston Villa are a bigger club than Liverpool".

(I was never able to find it again - probably deleted out of embarrassment)

[Fromola]

Reminds of of that post I saw - "20 reasons why Aston Villa are a bigger club than Liverpool".

(I was never able to find it again - probably deleted out of embarrassment)

I remember for years (pre-FC Big Stand) there were Newcastle fans who used to go on about how they were a bigger club than Liverpool because they got bigger attendances.

[4pool]

End of the month payroll due Friday. I think they got the loan for May.

But 777 are in trouble so who gets them help for June?

Will Mr. Ad Ministration be heading their way...

[Brian Blessed]

End of the month payroll due Friday. I think they got the loan for May.

But 777 are in trouble so who gets them help for June?

Will Mr. Ad Ministration be heading their way...

Nah. New tv money will keep the lights flickering for a while, plus any sales.

[TepidT2O]

Nah. New tv money will keep the lights flickering for a while, plus many sales.

[Peabee]

Nah. New tv money will keep the lights flickering for a while, plus any sales.

They owe the TV money to a lender.

[4pool]

They owe the TV money to a lender.

Yep.

Tv monies and PL rights monies are used as collateral for some of their loans.

[So… Howard Philips]

Yep.

Tv monies and PL rights monies are used as collateral for some of their loans.

So what’s the vig? 20%, 30%?

[Eeyore]

They owe the TV money to a lender.

That was last year's money.

Now they have stayed up they will borrow against the 24/25 TV revenues which they are now guaranteed. Unfortunately, that will now incur even higher interest rates because the risk has increased. 

[Eeyore]

So what’s the vig? 20%, 30%?

They were reportedly paying 12% when rates were at a historical low. No rational lender will touch them so it is back to Rights and Media Funding for another payday loan. As you say it could basically be any rate RMF chooses.

I am sure in their next PSR deductions they will list both the war in Ukraine and the failure of their preferred lender Wonga as mitigations.

[So… Howard Philips]

Well the countdown has started towards the latest funding deadline.

They seem to be split between thinking the Crystal Palace Yank will be the saviour or will be as bad as the Glazers or H&G.

So no definite news, more doom and gloom with the occasional fantasist predicting European football in three seasons.

Oh, and apparently Sean has said he doesn’t rate any of their youngsters so no hope of squad fillers there.

[Son of Spion]

^
Why would they want European football? Surely that's cartel behaviour. 🤔