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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13560 on: May 27, 2024, 10:29:09 am »
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Why would they want European football? Surely that's cartel behaviour. 🤔

To misquote LBJ in an Everton context “It’s better to be in the tent pissing out than on the inside pissing in” or something….

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13561 on: May 27, 2024, 11:49:47 am »
Well the countdown has started towards the latest funding deadline.
Do they also have a deadline for the current financial year to get their books in order for PSR? I think that their financial year ends June 30th and with the transfer window opening on 14th June, they're going to need a flash sale to get some cash in aren't they?

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13562 on: May 27, 2024, 12:56:34 pm »
Seems like Calvert Lewindowski is being readied for a move to Newcastle according to a blue ITK I was talking to yesterday, someone they can get a few quid for currently.

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13563 on: May 27, 2024, 12:58:37 pm »
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Why would they want European football? Surely that's cartel behaviour. 🤔
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13564 on: May 27, 2024, 04:04:10 pm »
Do they also have a deadline for the current financial year to get their books in order for PSR? I think that their financial year ends June 30th and with the transfer window opening on 14th June, they're going to need a flash sale to get some cash in aren't they?

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13565 on: May 27, 2024, 04:05:54 pm »
Are this lot in actual financial trouble? Like could they seriously go in to administration or go bust?

Annoying as fuck they cheated and stayed up. The turd that won’t flush. I’d love them to go bust to be honest.

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13566 on: May 27, 2024, 04:37:48 pm »
Reminds of of that post I saw - "20 reasons why Aston Villa are a bigger club than Liverpool".

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13567 on: May 27, 2024, 05:47:50 pm »
Are this lot in actual financial trouble? Like could they seriously go in to administration or go bust?

Annoying as fuck they cheated and stayed up. The turd that won’t flush. I’d love them to go bust to be honest.

If they went bust who would we laugh at tho?

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13568 on: May 27, 2024, 07:03:54 pm »
If they went bust who would we laugh at tho?

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13569 on: May 27, 2024, 08:31:20 pm »
Man Utd.

We'll do that whether they go bust or not...
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13570 on: May 28, 2024, 11:32:34 am »
So co-owner of Palace maybe wants to buy them? I assume he doesn't have much money if he can't run Palace by himself?

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13571 on: May 28, 2024, 11:50:50 am »
So co-owner of Palace maybe wants to buy them? I assume he doesn't have much money if he can't run Palace by himself?
From what I can gather he wasn't allowed/able to get a controlling stake, only 45%

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13572 on: May 28, 2024, 12:42:15 pm »
From what I can gather he wasn't allowed/able to get a controlling stake, only 45%

A crystal bailey, in other words?
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13573 on: May 28, 2024, 02:22:27 pm »
The fella at Palace seems to be looking to flip his non-controlling stake in Palace for a big profit and then buy Everton cheap with the money. Wants a multi-ownership model as well.

Not sure how keen he'd be if he seen their books, but some fool and his money will ultimately take them on.
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13574 on: May 28, 2024, 03:44:21 pm »
Everton interested in loan deal for Phillips

Everton are interested in signing midfielder Kalvin Phillips on a season-long loan deal from Premier League champions Manchester City.

Phillips joined City from Leeds for £45m in 2022 but has struggled to make an impression and spent the second half of last season on-loan at West Ham.

The 28-year-old was part of the England team that reached 2020 European Championship final, but is now out of favour under manager Gareth Southgate and has failed to make the cut for this summer's tournament.

Everton are also in talks to re-sign winger Jack Harrison from Championship club Leeds on another loan deal.
That's the loan quota for 2024/25 taken up then.  Phillips couldn't get his act together under Moyes with the carrot of a Euro 2024 place so I'm not sure Dyche is going to work much magic there.

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13575 on: May 28, 2024, 03:47:57 pm »
That's the loan quota for 2024/25 taken up then.  Phillips couldn't get his act together under Moyes with the carrot of a Euro 2024 place so I'm not sure Dyche is going to work much magic there.
Leeds might not be interested in loan deals and require sales only. Their failure to gain promotion appears to have left their finances in a rocky state which is unforgiveable. It's like they've not learned their lesson from before.

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13576 on: May 28, 2024, 03:49:52 pm »
Leeds might not be interested in loan deals and require sales only. Their failure to gain promotion appears to have left their finances in a rocky state which is unforgiveable. It's like they've not learned their lesson from before.
Wasn't he sold to the cheats from Leeds?

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13577 on: May 28, 2024, 04:37:47 pm »
Wasn't he sold to the cheats from Leeds?
Sorry that was badly quoted. I was referring to Harrison

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13578 on: May 28, 2024, 04:39:34 pm »
Sorry that was badly quoted. I was referring to Harrison
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13579 on: May 28, 2024, 06:15:10 pm »
This lot bust yet?
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13580 on: May 28, 2024, 09:15:57 pm »
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13581 on: May 28, 2024, 09:28:21 pm »
Please let it be true 😁

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Everton, West Ham United make moves to sign Arthur Melo

Everton and West Ham United are reportedly interested in signing 27-year-old Brazilian midfielder Arthur Melo in the summer transfer window.

https://thehardtackle.com/transfer-news/2024/05/27/everton-west-ham-united-make-moves-to-sign-arthur-melo/
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13582 on: May 28, 2024, 09:29:50 pm »
Please let it be true 😁

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[b]Everton, West Ham United make moves to sign Arthur Melo[/b]

Everton and West Ham United are reportedly interested in signing 27-year-old Brazilian midfielder Arthur Melo in the summer transfer window.

https://thehardtackle.com/transfer-news/2024/05/27/everton-west-ham-united-make-moves-to-sign-arthur-melo/

He'd improve them immeasurably and would instantly slot in as their best midfielder by a long distance. He'd be crazy to go there and not West Ham though.

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13583 on: May 28, 2024, 11:41:16 pm »
The fella at Palace seems to be looking to flip his non-controlling stake in Palace for a big profit and then buy Everton cheap with the money. Wants a multi-ownership model as well.

Not sure how keen he'd be if he seen their books, but some fool and his money will ultimately take them on.

Well first he has to sell. That could take 6 months to a year.

Anyone think Everton can wait that long, when they're taking out payday loans every month without getting deeper into financial debt?
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13584 on: May 29, 2024, 12:24:49 am »
So, 777 falls through this week I presume. Everton's financial reporting year concludes 30th June. No one will own them but Moshiri who will not spend and will not find another buyer in a month. They are borrowing from someone (not 777 after this week I presume who will want their money back now) to pay the bills.

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13585 on: May 29, 2024, 07:01:38 am »
Fire sale starts 1st June.. Pickford, Onana, Branthwaite, McNeil, Calvert Lewin all on the wayout.

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13586 on: May 29, 2024, 07:03:55 am »
Calvert can't be worth much, injury prone CF, who's on big wages and rarely scores.
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13587 on: May 29, 2024, 07:25:16 am »
Calvert can't be worth much, injury prone CF, who's on big wages and rarely scores.
Cystic Fibrosis?

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13588 on: May 29, 2024, 08:42:33 am »
That's the loan quota for 2024/25 taken up then.  Phillips couldn't get his act together under Moyes with the carrot of a Euro 2024 place so I'm not sure Dyche is going to work much magic there.

This is such an Everton signing, isn’t it ..,

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13589 on: May 29, 2024, 08:50:31 am »
Cystic Fibrosis?

Christ. No wonder he’s struggled

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13590 on: May 29, 2024, 09:01:42 am »
Oops

Sir Jim Ratcliffe is in pole position to make Jarrad Branthwaite his first Manchester United signing in a cut-price £40m move.

:D

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13591 on: May 29, 2024, 09:31:18 am »
From what I can gather he wasn't allowed/able to get a controlling stake, only 45%

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13592 on: May 29, 2024, 11:05:43 am »
Well first he has to sell. That could take 6 months to a year.

Anyone think Everton can wait that long, when they're taking out payday loans every month without getting deeper into financial debt?
There was another guy many moons ago who owned shares in a premier league club who got upset and sold up because he wanted control of the club. He then went on put money into Everton. Didn't that work out so well? I'm sure it would work just as well now.
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13593 on: May 29, 2024, 11:43:47 am »
There was another guy many moons ago who owned shares in a premier league club who got upset and sold up because he wanted control of the club. He then went on put money into Everton. Didn't that work out so well? I'm sure it would work just as well now.
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13594 on: May 29, 2024, 12:26:24 pm »
Please let it be true 😁


I can understand wanting to live on Merseyside. However, Marine or Tranmere would be a better move.
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13595 on: May 29, 2024, 12:27:30 pm »
Oops

Sir Jim Ratcliffe is in pole position to make Jarrad Branthwaite his first Manchester United signing in a cut-price £40m move.

:D

*Is from Scum though via Sky

"Cut price" :lmao

He's probably their only player who might actually be worth that in the current market. To think, a couple of seasons ago he might have gone for double.
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13596 on: May 29, 2024, 01:44:34 pm »
Everton have to pay 15% sell on to Carlisle so they would get £34m from £40m. They have to pay Carlisle on his appearances and who knows whether they have to pay them if he plays for England.
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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13597 on: May 29, 2024, 01:56:16 pm »
Everton have to pay 15% sell on to Carlisle so they would get £34m from £40m. They have to pay Carlisle on his appearances and who knows whether they have to pay them if he plays for England.

Buying the best players from clubs smaller than them.

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13598 on: May 29, 2024, 04:14:58 pm »
Everton have to pay 15% sell on to Carlisle so they would get £34m from £40m. They have to pay Carlisle on his appearances and who knows whether they have to pay them if he plays for England.

That's a tremendous windfall for Carlisle...£6m.Hopefully Everton pass it on and it isn't swallowed up in the Blueshites debt. They should insist Man Utd pay it directly to them.

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Re: Everton - The 777 Unflushables
« Reply #13599 on: May 29, 2024, 04:22:41 pm »
That's a tremendous windfall for Carlisle...£6m.Hopefully Everton pass it on and it isn't swallowed up in the Blueshites debt. They should insist Man Utd pay it directly to them.
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