Topic: Everton - The 777 Unflushables

[TepidT2O]

They’ve admitted they will have to sell players to survive this summer I see

Finish  them!!

[Red Beret]

This lot could bankrupt an oil state.

[Crosby Nick]

Manson could help them expand their 'Born' cult, too.

Mind you, Hitler will be out, because he managed to get some results in Europe.

He could be their scout in the North East. See if they could get any more signings to follow Pickford from Sudetenland to Goodison.

[Mutton Geoff]

They’ve admitted they will have to sell players to survive this summer I see

Finish  them!!

I almost feel sorry for them! 

We all know about dodgy owners

[[new username under construction]]

I expect literally everyone to lowball them for each player

[exiledintheUSA]

I expect literally everyone to lowball them for each player

What's lowballing Vs value though?  They probably have 2, maybe 3 players, that would command a fee of 60-70M in a usual market.  It's not like they have a bunch of 100M players to divest.

[SamLad]

I expect literally everyone to lowball them for each player

you think each of us are gonna be bidding?

[So… Howard Philips]

The Club, and especially the fanbase are absolutely ripe for a sportswashing. The fans would welcome a consortium of Hitler, Pol Pot, Putin, Genghis Khan, Fred West, Charles Manson and the Kray Twins if it meant they were able to cheat to compete.

Whether sportswashers could be arsed with Everton and cleaning up their considerable mess is another matter, though. I think sportswashing is past it's peak now too.

At least the Twins loved their Ma.

And kept the East End safe from nonces and the like - Ronnie’s rent boys and Boothby excepted.

[Red Beret]

I expect literally everyone to lowball them for each player

Their players are largely shit. It won't be difficult to lowball players who are barely worth anything.

[Redknight60]

Theyl probably have to accept lower offers to get more money upfront.

[FiSh77]

I expect literally everyone to lowball them for each player

Unless the mancs are in for Branthwaite, they don't know the meaning of lowballing

[Kopenhagen]

What's lowballing Vs value though?  They probably have 2, maybe 3 players, that would command a fee of 60-70M in a usual market.  It's not like they have a bunch of 100M players to divest.

I don't think they have anyone worth that amount. The Wild West of the last couple seasons has come to an end with the PSR points deductions. The Mancs, KSA, and Chelsea won't be able to throw £60m at their for Branthwaite, Onana, etc. They should have been selling last summer.

[Kopenhagen]

Unless the mancs are in for Branthwaite, they don't know the meaning of lowballing

Mancs are constrained due to PSR. It's why they were fumbling around trying to get Amrabat on loan last season. They'll need to sell the likes of Rashford to finance Branthwaite for big bucks.

[andyrol]

Could they sell Goodison now? Then play next season at say Tranmere? Load of wood is worth more than their entire squad.

[So… Howard Philips]

Unless the mancs are in for Branthwaite, they don't know the meaning of lowballing

Supposedly they want to offer McGuire in p/x or maybe ono.

No time wasters need apply.

[Musketeer Gripweed]

The Club, and especially the fanbase are absolutely ripe for a sportswashing. The fans would welcome a consortium of Hitler, Pol Pot, Putin, Genghis Khan, Fred West, Charles Manson and the Kray Twins if it meant they were able to cheat to compete.

Whether sportswashers could be arsed with Everton and cleaning up their considerable mess is another matter, though. I think sportswashing is past it's peak now too.

The Krays would make them stop booing anyway. They would put a smile on all their faces.

[12C]

Could they sell Goodison now? Then play next season at say Tranmere? Load of wood is worth more than their entire squad.

Salvage and reclaim yards are very trendy. All that timber worth a few bob.
I see they have released a YouTube video of 40,000 seats in BMD
It’s like the Beatles.
“I read the news today
4000 holes in Blackburn Lancashire”

“I read the news today
40,000 blue seats in Bramley Moore.
And though the club was rather poor
We know know how many seats it takes
To shut up their fans complaints..”

[Kekule]

The Krays would make them stop booing anyway. They would put a smile on all their faces.

Or get them to “fucking sing.”

[Terry de Niro]

The Club, and especially the fanbase are absolutely ripe for a sportswashing. The fans would welcome a consortium of Hitler, Pol Pot, Putin, Genghis Khan, Fred West, Charles Manson and the Kray Twins if it meant they were able to cheat to compete.

Whether sportswashers could be arsed with Everton and cleaning up their considerable mess is another matter, though. I think sportswashing is past it's peak now too.

You left out The Yorkshire Ripper and Harold Shipman.

[disgraced cake]

A Standard Liege game has been called off due to fan protests. It's not happening is it 

Would have been the dream owners for me in finishing the club off. Worrying Times™ still ahead though.

[Red Beret]

A Standard Liege game has been called off due to fan protests. It's not happening is it 

Would have been the dream owners for me in finishing the club off. Worrying Times™ still ahead though.

They're finished anyway. Don't need any help from 777.

[koptommy93]

They've lucked out with 777 going to the wall.

[So… Howard Philips]

They've lucked out with 777 going to the wall.

The Bullens Wall or the Wailing Wall?

[Black Bull Nova]

Theyl probably have to accept lower offers to get more money upfront.

Everybody knows they HAVE to sell before June 30th, not a good bargaining position

[Son of Spion]

The Bullens Wall or the Wailing Wall?

Aren't they both the same thing?

[JRed]

Everybody knows they HAVE to sell before June 30th, not a good bargaining position

Who’s going to buy them tho? Not a single player there would even get into our squad , or any top teams squad.
There’s only the likes of West Ham and palace etc who might take some of their players and they’re not going to be paying the £60-70m fees they need.
Maybe Pickford could go to United and compete with Onana for the most comical goalkeeper trophy.

[Qston]

You left out The Yorkshire Ripper and Harold Shipman.

Dennis Nielsen is a bit miffed as well

[So… Howard Philips]

Aren't they both the same thing?

One is an ancient limestone city wall, the other a poorly creosoted fence.

[So… Howard Philips]

Who’s going to buy them tho? Not a single player there would even get into our squad , or any top teams squad.
There’s only the likes of West Ham and palace etc who might take some of their players and they’re not going to be paying the £60-70m fees they need.
Maybe Pickford could go to United and compete with Onana for the most comical goalkeeper trophy.

I think Branthwaite is areal prospect but without any European experience it’s difficult to make a genuine assessment.

[JRed]

I think Branthwaite is areal prospect but without any European experience it’s difficult to make a genuine assessment.

Think he has the potential to be the next Harry Maguire

[[new username under construction]]

Maybe Collwill to us and Branthwaite to Chelsea

[Lycan]

I almost feel sorry for them! 

Honestly mate, I don't. I've not forgotten how happy they were when we almost went into administration. Fuck being the bigger man in all of this. They'd love nothing more than to see us suffer even more than they are doing now.

[TepidT2O]

Apparently they got £8m from 777 yesterday

[Fromola]

A Standard Liege game has been called off due to fan protests. It's not happening is it 

Would have been the dream owners for me in finishing the club off. Worrying Times™ still ahead though.

Spawn of the devil that club.

The corrupt PL have saved them again.

[LuverlyRita]

Apparently they got £8m from 777 yesterday

What would we do for laughs if it wasn't for EFC? On that front they keep delivering so at least they're good for something 

[Vote For Pedro]

Spawn of the devil that club.

The corrupt PL have saved them again.

I wouldn't go that far. Nothing will keep our blue brethren as bitter as hovering just above the trapdoor season after season, watching us at the other end of the table. If they were to go down and actually start winning some games, they may start enjoying football again. Much more preferable that their failure is gauged by direct correlation with our relative success via the same league table. I'll never forget the messages of glee I got from blue 'mates' when we had Hicks and Gillette asset-stripping us towards oblivion. I hope their slide continues to be slow and painful.

[redtel]

Apparently they got £8m from 777 yesterday

I don’t believe it as Victor would say 😳

[Red Beret]

The Bullens Wall or the Wailing Wall?

Aren't they both the same thing?

One is an ancient limestone city wall, the other a poorly creosoted fence.

Either way, Everton are Humpty Dumpty and they're sitting on it.

[Hedley Lamarr]

Apparently they got £8m from 777 yesterday

That’ll fill up the vending machine.

[So… Howard Philips]

Spawn of the devil that club.

The corrupt PL have saved them again.

Weird the way their grossly inflated COVID losses were glossed over as well: