Author Topic: Chelsea - schooled by Liverpool's kids (Read 210077 times)

ScouserAtHeart · « **Reply #2320 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:06:34 pm »

Fuck off, Chelsea FC

MrGrumpy · « **Reply #2321 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:10:43 pm »

That’s going to sting.

rafathegaffa83 · « **Reply #2322 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:11:27 pm »

Chilwell is an absolute gobshite. Can't believe he's been one of their captains. No idea how Caicedo managed to evade a single booking. Embarrassing stuff from them. For the money they've spent they shouldn't be getting outclassed by a team largely made of second string players and teenagers.

The North Bank · « **Reply #2323 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:14:39 pm »

Theyve lost all their quality but retained all their cuntishness.

Loved the camera mapping to their bellend fans, all looking like wanabee extras in football factory. Back to being Millwall, transformation complete, and it only cost 2 billion.

WhereAngelsPlay · « **Reply #2324 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:16:27 pm »

Because everyone in Blue

IS FUCKING SHITE.

[new username under construction] · « **Reply #2325 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:22:29 pm »

I hope plenty of Liverpool fans reminded Caicedo of a few things going to those steps

Kekule · « **Reply #2326 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:23:42 pm »

Quote from: elsewhere on February 25, 2024, 06:06:17 pm

Chelsea are the first club ever to lose 6 straight domestic cups finals.

❌ 2019 League Cup
❌ 2020 FA Cup
❌ 2021 FA Cup
❌ 2022 League Cup
❌ 2022 FA Cup
❌ 2024 League Cup

Legs · « **Reply #2327 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:24:03 pm »

Quote from: ScouserAtHeart on February 18, 2024, 11:09:09 am

Don't think we can play kids in the FA Cup either. Southampton are on an insane run of form

They lost at home yesterday !

Also they will save players as their aim is to get back in the PL.

We will have no choice but to rotate Danns Gordon Clark McDonnell Quansah Tsimikas Adrian ? These are all likely starters.

MrGrumpy · « **Reply #2328 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:24:59 pm »

Quote from: [new username under construction] on February 25, 2024, 06:22:29 pm

I hope plenty of Liverpool fans reminded Caicedo of a few things going to those steps

Who is this Caicedo you speak of? I know that all Chelsea players are overpriced and rubbish, but he doesn’t stand out.

Red Beret · « **Reply #2329 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:26:38 pm »

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[new username under construction] · « **Reply #2330 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:29:00 pm »

Quote from: MrGrumpy on February 25, 2024, 06:24:59 pm

Who is this Caicedo you speak of? I know that all Chelsea players are overpriced and rubbish, but he doesn’t stand out.

you must have seen him, very nearly the most overpriced player in the world.........no wait, that's the guy next to him, no wait, that's the guy on the wing, no wait

duvva 💅 · « **Reply #2331 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:31:58 pm »

Don’t give him credit for much but never a truer word spoken by Gary Neville on Comms

“Blue Billion Pound Bottle Jobs”

Pretty much sums them up

bradders1011 · « **Reply #2332 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:32:39 pm »

Mudryk must be some kind of money laundering diddle. He might be the worst player I've ever seen.

Stockholm Syndrome · « **Reply #2333 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:35:10 pm »

For being their best player, Palmer isn't half shite when he plays us

kavah · « **Reply #2334 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:36:36 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on February 25, 2024, 06:32:39 pm

Mudryk must be some kind of money laundering diddle. He might be the worst player I've ever seen.

When he ran faster than Milner that time the studio pundits were describing him as Mbappe but better

MrGrumpy · « **Reply #2335 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:38:59 pm »

Quote from: [new username under construction] on February 25, 2024, 06:29:00 pm

you must have seen him, very nearly the most overpriced player in the world.........no wait, that's the guy next to him, no wait, that's the guy on the wing, no wait

Still no, sorry.

kavah · « **Reply #2336 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:39:18 pm »

Quote from: rafathegaffa83 on February 25, 2024, 06:11:27 pm

Chilwell is an absolute gobshite ...

Wanting to fight all the academy u18s

RedSince86 · « **Reply #2337 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:40:51 pm »

I've said it countless times on here since that Siberian Mobster left the Country.

They are back to the Chelsea of old that won 4-5 trophies in 90 years.

They are finished as being a contending team in English and European Football, they'll just exist to make the numbers hanging around midtable with an odd cup run winning fuck all.

jillcwhomever · « **Reply #2338 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:42:42 pm »

Quote from: tubby on February 25, 2024, 05:55:46 pm

Was Sterling subbed in the end? I can't remember him doing anything, even leaving the pitch.

He was one of the first to be subbed off. They were so gutless in that extra time.

DarkOfTheManatee · « **Reply #2339 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:43:14 pm »

Unlucky lads, I know simply outspending every other club was how you won most of your trophies, but it's not going to work every time. Maybe another £500m in the summer will get you somewhere next season, eh?

A remarkable performance by them - they watched us bringing off Mac Allister, Konate, Gakpo, Gravenberch and Robertson but it actually seemed to make them worse. Were they playing for penalties in extra time, thinking that our kids wouldn't have the bottle for the shoot-out? Forgetting that they would need to show some bottle in normal time to get to there in the first place?

If I had the misfortune of being a Chelsea fan, I'd be genuinely furious with that performance - careless passing, shocking decision making, going to ground at every opportunity rather than trying to build control or momentum. Fernandez tries to backheel into the net rather than giving two of his teammates a tap-in.

I'm starting to wonder if giving out 8 year contracts to players might not be the best motivational tactic...

Kopenhagen · « **Reply #2340 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:44:51 pm »

They finished us as a club, don't you remember?

DarkOfTheManatee · « **Reply #2341 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:46:54 pm »

Quote from: bradders1011 on February 25, 2024, 06:32:39 pm

Mudryk must be some kind of money laundering diddle. He might be the worst player I've ever seen.

Can you imagine being the Shakhtar Donetsk staff when Chelsea's offer came over the fax? They must've been celebrating as much as we are today!

Bread · « **Reply #2342 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:48:03 pm »

Quote from: Copenred on February 25, 2024, 05:55:21 pm

Ben Chilwell embarrassing himself by playing hardman in front of kids. What a sad idiot.

Shat the bed whenever he was approached by Ibou or Virg though. A literal bully, trying to give it the biggun to anyone younger and/or smaller than him.

BER · « **Reply #2343 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:48:57 pm »

Trump's tiny tiny hands · « **Reply #2344 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:49:29 pm »

Quote from: duvva 💅 on February 25, 2024, 06:31:58 pm

Don’t give him credit for much but never a truer word spoken by Gary Neville on Comms

“Blue Billion Pound Bottle Jobs”

Pretty much sums them up

I propose a thread title change

skipper757 · « **Reply #2345 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:50:57 pm »

Quote from: jillcwhomever on February 25, 2024, 06:42:42 pm

He was one of the first to be subbed off. They were so gutless in that extra time.

Reminds me of Southgate at Euro 2020. Italy lost Chiesa to injury and had to sub Insigne at the start of extra time. It could've gone back to the pattern of the first 30 minutes (when England dominated), but Southgate did nothing and played for penalties.

Pochettino had everything set him for him to dominate. We didn't have the pacy outlets we normally did, and they could bring on fresh legs, yet we outplayed them in extra time. They could've really squeezed us in midfield knowing we didn't have Mac (who can turn well on the ball) nor did we have a fresh Diaz (he was spent) or pace upfront (Danns wasn't going to be able to outpace their defenders easily). But Endo, Clark, McConnell, and Elliott held it all together.

Imagine bringing on Mudryk, Nkunku, and Madueke and threatening with nothing.

And Chilwell as captain? It's like United with Fernandes as captain. It's nothing compared to their captains of old. Terrible mentality.

Samie · « **Reply #2346 on:** February 25, 2024, 06:59:45 pm »

thejbs · « **Reply #2347 on:** February 25, 2024, 07:01:09 pm »

As much as I dislike Neville, he was spot on with ‘blue, billion pound bottle jobs.”

Red Beret · « **Reply #2348 on:** February 25, 2024, 07:02:23 pm »

Heh.

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MonsLibpool · « **Reply #2349 on:** February 25, 2024, 07:03:13 pm »

This is the biggest bottlejob in the history of bottlejobs.

Red Eyed · « **Reply #2350 on:** February 25, 2024, 07:05:02 pm »

Fuckoff Chelsea FC

You can’t beat our academy

The North Bank · « **Reply #2351 on:** February 25, 2024, 07:07:55 pm »

I was expecting Liverpool to bring on the under 10s team next, see if chelsea can score against them.

Red Beret · « **Reply #2352 on:** February 25, 2024, 07:12:19 pm »

Diddums FC

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lfc_col · « **Reply #2353 on:** February 25, 2024, 07:21:15 pm »

Quote from: Stockholm Syndrome on February 25, 2024, 06:35:10 pm

For being their best player, Palmer isn't half shite when he plays us

Is he really that good the why the media go on about him think he was the next messi

buttersstotch · « **Reply #2354 on:** February 25, 2024, 07:22:18 pm »

Anyone notice how Boehly completely blanked Poch when going up for the medals? Hahaha.

Samie · « **Reply #2355 on:** February 25, 2024, 07:23:06 pm »

Quote

Mauricio Pochettino admits Chelsea were playing for penalties in extra time:

"The team felt maybe the penalties would be good for us."

afc tukrish · « **Reply #2356 on:** February 25, 2024, 07:23:45 pm »

Quote from: Samie on February 25, 2024, 05:50:40 pm

Got beat by a bunch of GCSE and A Level students.

Gloriously hilarious, no?

rob1966 · « **Reply #2357 on:** February 25, 2024, 07:27:20 pm »

Quote from: Red Eyed on February 25, 2024, 07:05:02 pm

Fuckoff Chelsea FC

You can’t beat our academy

LovelyCushionedHeader · « **Reply #2358 on:** February 25, 2024, 07:29:45 pm »

Quote from: Samie on February 25, 2024, 07:23:06 pm

That's incredible. Like I get that they would be favourites to win on penalties given the team we had out, but that's also exactly why they shouldn't have been counting on penalties.

1892tillforever · « **Reply #2359 on:** February 25, 2024, 07:30:54 pm »

Quote from: Red Eyed on February 25, 2024, 07:05:02 pm

Fuckoff Chelsea FC

You can’t beat our academy