Topic: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)

[Hazell]

I apologize for any confusion, but I must clarify that the above tweet was generated by ChatGPT, an AI language model developed by OpenAI. It is important to note that the tweet is purely fictional and does not reflect any real or confirmed transfer news regarding Dominik Szoboszlai and Liverpool Football Club. As an AI, I don't have access to real-time information or the ability to verify transfer updates. For authentic and reliable news, I recommend following verified sources and trusted journalists like Fabrizio Romano himself.

Sorry lads I am bored.

It's times like these I prefer to read the posts of Al rather than AI.

[Jean Girard]

 

I just put it in all the whatsapp groups ffs

[Tobelius]

I apologize for any confusion, but I must clarify that the above tweet was generated by ChatGPT, an AI language model developed by OpenAI. It is important to note that the tweet is purely fictional and does not reflect any real or confirmed transfer news regarding Dominik Szoboszlai and Liverpool Football Club. As an AI, I don't have access to real-time information or the ability to verify transfer updates. For authentic and reliable news, I recommend following verified sources and trusted journalists like Fabrizio Romano himself.

Sorry lads I am bored.

Great,god damn Skynet's creating rumours now.Cute little emojis though 

[A Red Abroad]

I apologize for any confusion, but I must clarify that the above tweet was generated by ChatGPT, an AI language model developed by OpenAI. It is important to note that the tweet is purely fictional and does not reflect any real or confirmed transfer news regarding Dominik Szoboszlai and Liverpool Football Club. As an AI, I don't have access to real-time information or the ability to verify transfer updates. For authentic and reliable news, I recommend following verified sources and trusted journalists like Fabrizio Romano himself.

Sorry lads I am bored.

 

[StevoHimself]

To be fair I havent seen Van Der Ven play nor have i seen Ignacio play. But the hype around Ignacio from those who know is really big. Personally Id want Colwill over all of them but doubt Chelsea sells him until us.

The word on the street is that the difference in price between Gvardiol and Inácio is not an accurate reflection of the difference in quality. He'd be a very, very good signing.

[DelTrotter]

I apologize for any confusion, but I must clarify that the above tweet was generated by ChatGPT, an AI language model developed by OpenAI. It is important to note that the tweet is purely fictional and does not reflect any real or confirmed transfer news regarding Dominik Szoboszlai and Liverpool Football Club. As an AI, I don't have access to real-time information or the ability to verify transfer updates. For authentic and reliable news, I recommend following verified sources and trusted journalists like Fabrizio Romano himself.

Sorry lads I am bored.

 

[So… Howard Philips]

The word on the street is that the difference in price between Gvardiol and Inácio is not an accurate reflection of the difference in quality. He'd be a very, very good signing.

Is this our version of the fabled Bullens Wall?

[Asam]

Lift some weights lad and take a break from the transfer cryarsing.

the only one feeling sad is you at the prospect of your beloved owners having to spend some money

[Caston]

Wait. You are an AI??

I am an individual offering my own thoughts and opinions, not an AI. I assure you that I am here to provide genuine human-generated responses and engage in meaningful conversations.

[darragh85]

What a day.

Valverde and szoboszlai in the bag

[jsl2000]

I am an individual offering my own thoughts and opinions, not an AI. I assure you that I am here to provide genuine human-generated responses and engage in meaningful conversations.

Well thats a lie, you've already not done that/

[riismeister]

I hope people aren't going to think it's Dominic King we've signed. 

Dominic Toretto, then.

[Wigwamdelbert]

Dominic Toretto, then.

Or Dominic Matteo

[newterp]

I am an individual offering my own thoughts and opinions, not an AI. I assure you that I am here to provide genuine human-generated responses and engage in meaningful conversations.

Help! It's Skynet!!

[A Red Abroad]

I am an individual - I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

 

[TepidT2O]

Orny's report states it would be a really complex deal...


"it will be a very difficult deal to get done."


So I wouldn't get too excited!

[A Red Abroad]

Or Dominic Matteo

Or Domino's Pizza.

[lamonti]

I hope we drag it out as long as possible, really test people's patience

[A Red Abroad]

I hope we drag it out as long as possible, really test people's patience

 

[Schmidt]

Orny's report states it would be a really complex deal...


"it will be a very difficult deal to get done."


So I wouldn't get too excited!

So there's a release clause, but it's also really complex? This story has felt like bullshit from the start.

[shank94]

AI unwrapped stands for "Artificial" Intelligence so half the people in this thread already have it. 

[Caston]

Orny's report states it would be a really complex deal...


"it will be a very difficult deal to get done."


So I wouldn't get too excited!

He has a release clause so it’s not really complex.

It’s whether our owners would sanction a deal, otherwise you’d try to negotiate when the clause runs out but then run the risk of them ramping the price up.

[PhiLFC#1]

Szoboszlai just feels like a Klopp signing, expecting this done fast as per usual out of the blue. Especially with all the main journos suddenly commenting on it.

If it isn't done soon then it ain't happening

[lamonti]

Just a guess, but maybe if someone tells David Ornstein that the situation is complicated, there's probably more to it than in his tweet.

[TepidT2O]

He has a release clause so it’s not really complex.

It’s whether our owners would sanction a deal, otherwise you’d try to negotiate when the clause runs out but then run the risk of them ramping the price up.

A release clause isn’t that simple though, you’ve got to agree payment terms, and are other clubs interested too??

Anyway, I don’t what the fucker.  Never seen him play that I can remember, but unless he changes the spelling of his name he can piss off

[TepidT2O]

Just a guess, but maybe if someone tells David Ornstein that the situation is complicated, there's probably more to it than in his tweet.

Previous quotes from the Magyar suggest he might want us… which is helpful.

[The G in Gerrard]

Previous quotes from the Magyar suggest he might want us… which is helpful.

Who is Magyar?

[mikey_LFC]

A release clause isn’t that simple though, you’ve got to agree payment terms, and are other clubs interested too??

Anyway, I don’t what the fucker.  Never seen him play that I can remember, but unless he changes the spelling of his name he can piss off

We’ll just end up calling him Dom anyway.

[koptommy93]

Why come out with a big story about if it's unlikely to happen anyhow?

[TepidT2O]

Who is Magyar?

The mercurial Magyar.

The hedonistic Hungarian

[lamonti]

Who is Magyar?

I don't speak to scum like you! What are you, a Polish? Magyar? I don't speak to anti-Party elements! I am Russian!

The classic Grigoriev - Esterhase scene in Smiley's People.

[A Red Abroad]

The mercurial Magyar.

The hedonistic Hungarian

[TepidT2O]

[TepidT2O]

Ok, allegedly

"Talent is a divine blessing, but without incredible will and humility, it is worth nothing," which can be read on Szoboszlai's arm in Hungarian

Which is of course a Steven Gerrard quote

[A Red Abroad]

Ok, allegedly

Which is of course a Steven Gerrard quote

 

[Hazell]

Ok, allegedly

Which is of course a Steven Gerrard quote

He's also said this about responsibility:

When I was younger, even though I had a big brother, my parents would give me the house key every day.

[IgorBobbins]

Dom has unusually hairy legs for a footballer.

There endeth my scouting report.

[A Red Abroad]

He's also said this about responsibility:

 

[Ciara (with a capital "C")]

Why come out with a big story about if it's unlikely to happen anyhow?

Perhaps his source isn’t the club.

He is a journalist first and foremost and wants to report on actualities, things of interest. If it ends up getting done or progressing then I’m sure he’d rather mention our interest now than out of the blue.

He doesn’t have the clubs interests at heart, so I don’t think he would care too much if it gets done or doesn’t get done and how that would potentially look for the club. Think he is genuinely just reporting our interest with the caveat that it’s unlikely.

[Dim Glas]

Why come out with a big story about if it's unlikely to happen anyhow?

Because Leipzig want to hurry Saudi FC along to trigger the clause.