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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41921 on: August 10, 2023, 09:24:38 pm »
Fucking hell. Ive got Goosebumps ere

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41922 on: August 10, 2023, 09:24:53 pm »
ALEXIS, YOU'RE ON MUTE

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41923 on: August 10, 2023, 09:25:00 pm »
ALEXIS, YOU'RE ON MUTE

Jorg, can you turn the music down? And why are you gurning?!

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41925 on: August 10, 2023, 09:25:24 pm »
Zoom in on the reflection in Jurgens specs - It's Jorge in Mambo.

I think this better than when VVD signed.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41926 on: August 10, 2023, 09:25:40 pm »
Jorg, can you turn the music down? And why are you gurning?!



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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41928 on: August 10, 2023, 09:26:28 pm »
My marmoset, to get things done,
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41929 on: August 10, 2023, 09:27:05 pm »
Jurgen wearing glasses again?

It doesn’t look like it’s been edited.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41932 on: August 10, 2023, 09:28:50 pm »
https://twitter.com/LewisSteele_/status/1689734974818205696

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Moises Caicedo is in London tonight with his agent, Liverpool bid is imminent but Chelsea still the clear favourites. Brighton would prefer to do business with Liverpool due to good relations after Alexis Mac Allister deal.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41933 on: August 10, 2023, 09:28:51 pm »
Load of crap. All just a smokescreen to get Southampton to lower the price for Lavia.

35 pages in over 3 hours, fuck me.

How is this going to get Southampton to lower the price? If anything, won't it tell S'hampton we've got £100m in the transfer fund?
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41935 on: August 10, 2023, 09:29:52 pm »
Your on mute Moises.

MOISES YOU’RE ON MUTE

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41936 on: August 10, 2023, 09:29:58 pm »
The thread's grown by 50 pages since I checked in this morning.  :o
Of course mate. It's the only real active thread in the Summer macho. No player threads, no pre-match threads, no post-match threads. All activity is in here.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41937 on: August 10, 2023, 09:30:02 pm »
What number are we thinking Caicedo takes? The 8 has gone so maybe 25?

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41938 on: August 10, 2023, 09:30:05 pm »
Zoom in on the reflection in Jurgens specs - It's Jorge in Mambo.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41939 on: August 10, 2023, 09:30:07 pm »
Paul Joyce might break the internet tonight.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41941 on: August 10, 2023, 09:30:48 pm »
The Brighton preferring to deal with us is pretty interesting

It will be over payment structure.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41942 on: August 10, 2023, 09:31:20 pm »



24 hours of this nonstop in honour of his homeland if we get him (might have to mute at some point).


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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41943 on: August 10, 2023, 09:31:32 pm »
Why bid if Chelsea are the favourites?
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41944 on: August 10, 2023, 09:31:40 pm »
It will be over payment structure.

Probably but it is the first I have heard a comment on that

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41945 on: August 10, 2023, 09:31:46 pm »
The Brighton preferring to deal with us is pretty interesting
Chelsea taken like a lot of Brighton Staff and some players also.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41946 on: August 10, 2023, 09:31:49 pm »
The Brighton preferring to deal with us is pretty interesting
Probably rather have hard-earned yankee dollars than blood-soaked Saudi money.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41947 on: August 10, 2023, 09:32:13 pm »
Hope they stick him on a jet so we can get busy tracking.


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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41948 on: August 10, 2023, 09:32:14 pm »
How is this going to get Southampton to lower the price? If anything, won't it tell S'hampton we've got £100m in the transfer fund?

As in we look like we've changed target and they won't get paid. Also then they have a player who's heads been turned as well as a player who has missed games so.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41949 on: August 10, 2023, 09:32:33 pm »
Probably rather have hard-earned yankee dollars than blood-soaked Saudi money.

Or just prefer to deal with a proper football club.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41950 on: August 10, 2023, 09:32:42 pm »
Hope they stick him on a jet so we can get busy tracking.


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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41951 on: August 10, 2023, 09:33:00 pm »
Can I just say, openly and honestly, that I've always rated Caicedo, and never ever thought he was a giant shithouse even when he refused to train and openly agitated for a move to Arsenal?

If he actually doesn't sign for the Reds then yes, he's all of the above.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41952 on: August 10, 2023, 09:33:12 pm »
Is Andy Naylor still denying our Mac Allister bid?

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41953 on: August 10, 2023, 09:33:27 pm »
Load of crap. All just a smokescreen to get Southampton to lower the price for Lavia.

35 pages in over 3 hours, fuck me.

This. Fuck me if we actually sign somebody, the site will crash!
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41954 on: August 10, 2023, 09:33:35 pm »
Big Jorg might need to take Moises to Ibiza to get this done.

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41955 on: August 10, 2023, 09:33:36 pm »
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41956 on: August 10, 2023, 09:33:51 pm »
The Brighton preferring to deal with us is pretty interesting

They poached their manager during a season in which they started really well. Plus they weren’t happy with their approach for Cucurella were they?

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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41957 on: August 10, 2023, 09:34:00 pm »
Why bid if Chelsea are the favourites?
Because Chelsea have been doing as much pricking around with this deal as we have on the Lavia one.
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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41958 on: August 10, 2023, 09:34:10 pm »

24 hours of this nonstop in honour of his homeland if we get him (might have to mute at some point).


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Re: LIVERPOOL TRANSFER THREAD - 2023 (FSG posts = get muted)
« Reply #41959 on: August 10, 2023, 09:34:12 pm »
This. Fuck me if we actually sign somebody, the site will crash!

We've signed two players already mate.   :P