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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #120 on: February 18, 2023, 07:16:56 pm »
Fabinho been better, but looks completely gassed now.

Reckon he won’t mind that…
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #121 on: February 18, 2023, 07:17:04 pm »
Salah taken out - nothing as per


Sickening...

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #122 on: February 18, 2023, 07:18:18 pm »
87 corner to the reds

Back post… headed back across and it’s another corner


It’s taken short, curled to the back post and Jota heads just wide
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #123 on: February 18, 2023, 07:18:35 pm »
Salah taken out - nothing as per


Sickening...

He even laughs about it, he knows the score by now.
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #124 on: February 18, 2023, 07:18:58 pm »
What are we doing in defence?!

Flirting with danger we are!

Thank you Yoda
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #125 on: February 18, 2023, 07:20:10 pm »
89 chance!  TAA wonder cross to the back post, Jota stretches his neck but his header just goes wide…
Bobby couldn’t follow up either
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #126 on: February 18, 2023, 07:20:37 pm »
Oh Diogo, thats the header of a man who hasn't scored for a year
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #127 on: February 18, 2023, 07:21:01 pm »
Give Bobby some new boots he keeps slipping over.
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #128 on: February 18, 2023, 07:21:16 pm »
Carragher has just given Saint Maximan man of the match… incredible
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #129 on: February 18, 2023, 07:21:28 pm »
3' added on - I'll take it even though it should be closer to 5'

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #130 on: February 18, 2023, 07:21:43 pm »
Carragher has just given Saint Maximan man of the match… incredible
ASM?
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #131 on: February 18, 2023, 07:21:54 pm »
Carragher has just given Saint Maximan man of the match… incredible
What a prick he’s become.
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #132 on: February 18, 2023, 07:22:21 pm »
Oh Diogo, thats the header of a man who hasn't scored for a year
he could have had 3 tonight

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #133 on: February 18, 2023, 07:22:48 pm »
He’s such a bitter. 😀
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #134 on: February 18, 2023, 07:22:49 pm »
91 Jota in, rounds the keeper but goes wide… it’s blocked on the line..

Now a corner for us…


Cleared
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #135 on: February 18, 2023, 07:23:23 pm »
Fabinho MOTM
94 Corner to us. Last kick. Ali in the box and he’s scored

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #136 on: February 18, 2023, 07:23:33 pm »
Two great challenges from Milner in the 93rd minute
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #137 on: February 18, 2023, 07:24:09 pm »
That will do.

Done the double over them.

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #138 on: February 18, 2023, 07:24:12 pm »
Fabinho MOTM

Good to see him winning some challenges again.
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #139 on: February 18, 2023, 07:24:19 pm »
90+3 FULL TIME

2-0 up and really worked them…

They went down to 10 and we switched off… which is understandable .
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But we were very good when we hit them.
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #140 on: February 18, 2023, 07:24:40 pm »
Two great challenges from Milner in the 93rd minute

thought he was excellent after he came on
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #141 on: February 18, 2023, 07:24:57 pm »
Carragher and Tyler were appealing on comms.
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #142 on: February 18, 2023, 07:25:07 pm »
Solid win against the war criminals. Fingers crossed they fall away into midtable now.

Ali MotM by a mile.

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #143 on: February 18, 2023, 07:25:12 pm »
Fantastic Result!

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #144 on: February 18, 2023, 07:25:39 pm »
Haha love it, get in. On we fucking go.

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #145 on: February 18, 2023, 07:25:41 pm »
I think I dislike Carragher more than Neville. He's depression in human form.

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #146 on: February 18, 2023, 07:25:42 pm »
Should have been more comfortable really, lots of chances for us second half but who cares I'll take the 3 points thanks very much
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #147 on: February 18, 2023, 07:25:55 pm »
Massive, massive win that. Got some kind fixtures to come so hopefully we are going on a run. Still some concerns but we aren't gonna change to perfect over night so small steps and all that. Yessssssss

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #148 on: February 18, 2023, 07:25:55 pm »
Could have scored if we really wanted to I guess, would have been nice to get another one or 2 but hey ho.
Played much better before they went down to 10.

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #149 on: February 18, 2023, 07:25:58 pm »
Very satisfying result. Still a long way from our best but there are some signs of life at long last.
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #150 on: February 18, 2023, 07:26:07 pm »
Pity no 3rd goal but a win was so important


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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #151 on: February 18, 2023, 07:26:08 pm »
Played well against 11. Alisson man of the match.

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #152 on: February 18, 2023, 07:26:12 pm »
That challenge on Salah was disgraceful not even a yellow card.
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #153 on: February 18, 2023, 07:26:12 pm »
I think I dislike Carragher more than Neville. He's depression in human form.

They just praised Newcastle throughout.

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #154 on: February 18, 2023, 07:26:18 pm »
Decent performance but the midfield scares me still, our best midfielders physically are a 37 year old Milner and 18 year old Bajcetic.

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #155 on: February 18, 2023, 07:26:18 pm »
Great win for us.

We were poor at managing it really but probably took it easy to save energy thats all I can think.

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #156 on: February 18, 2023, 07:26:31 pm »
Not pretty at times but 3 precious points and gaining good momentum.

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #157 on: February 18, 2023, 07:26:31 pm »
Take the 3 pts but that was an awful performance vs 10 men. They were still running through us like we were the ones with 10.

Anyway, 3 of our next 4 are winnable so if we can do the job we’ll be sniffing around 4th. For now, on to Madrid.

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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #158 on: February 18, 2023, 07:26:31 pm »
Win, clean sheet, no injuries, pretty easy, minutes in Jota and Bobby. Can’t ask much more than that.

The commentary :D As bad as anything you’ll see (well, hear) today from Carragher.
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Re: PL: Newcastle 0 vs 2 Liverpool Nuñez 11’ Gakpo 17’
« Reply #159 on: February 18, 2023, 07:26:38 pm »
Brilliant result for us. Many positives today.

Just hope Nunez is alright.
If he retires I'll eat my fucking cock.

Great anti climax for those expecting jizzihno....