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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #40 on: February 1, 2021, 10:33:10 pm »
Also, disappointed there was no picture of a town, a bar or a shop called Kabak, in the opening post.



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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #41 on: February 1, 2021, 10:33:39 pm »
He sounds pretty confident he'll be signing permanently.

https://xcancel.com/ozankabak4/status/1356363483026219011?s=19

Well he's going to get plenty of opportunities

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #42 on: February 1, 2021, 10:33:40 pm »
He's our new CB and his middle name is Muhammad.

Therefore, instant affinity with our other Mohamed, Salah?

The club have finally filled the Dejan void  ;D

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #43 on: February 1, 2021, 10:34:33 pm »
Welcome aboard
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #44 on: February 1, 2021, 10:36:58 pm »
Thats more like it Pansy.


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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #45 on: February 1, 2021, 10:38:44 pm »
Well done! You should post that to the BBC transfer day feed, they're on the hunt


He signed on 11/11/11 too.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #46 on: February 1, 2021, 10:40:39 pm »
So here we go then, how many palindromic players have we had, if any?


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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #47 on: February 1, 2021, 10:40:59 pm »
Welcome Ozan & good luck!
Give it your best & 100% & we'll be right behind you.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #48 on: February 1, 2021, 10:43:57 pm »
Welcome aboard Ozan and looking forward to the pictures.
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #49 on: February 1, 2021, 10:44:43 pm »
Welcome! And please stay fit!
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #50 on: February 1, 2021, 10:47:07 pm »
Welcome! And please stay fit!

That's a bit vulgar. We're not just objects for your pleasure and amusement, you know.



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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #51 on: February 1, 2021, 10:50:24 pm »
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #52 on: February 1, 2021, 10:53:23 pm »
Give it a week or two and he is probably out for the rest of the season along with Davies.
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #53 on: February 1, 2021, 10:53:50 pm »
His YouTube highlights - I know - make him appear a real beast
But with skill too

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #54 on: February 1, 2021, 10:53:56 pm »
Was going to say what a good signing he is - but I’ll be honest, I haven’t watched a non-LFC game in a couple of years aside from the CL final so I’ve literally never heard of the bloke. But the manager/Edwards track record is exceptional, and it’s literally risk free. Top deal.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #55 on: February 1, 2021, 10:56:09 pm »

Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen
Again, I'm going to give one point for effort, but it's very important to read the question properly in the first place. ;)
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #56 on: February 1, 2021, 10:56:11 pm »
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #57 on: February 1, 2021, 10:56:33 pm »
?

If you read the whole list, it's a massive palindrome.  At least I think it is.  I haven't checked it.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #58 on: February 1, 2021, 10:59:10 pm »
If you read the whole list, it's a massive palindrome.  At least I think it is.  I haven't checked it.
But did he play for us?
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #59 on: February 1, 2021, 11:04:11 pm »
But did he play for us?

Sorry I thought you said cooks.
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #60 on: February 1, 2021, 11:40:10 pm »
Welcome to the biggest club in the World, Ozan! You just know that he will break Richarlison in two, and become an instant LFC legend ...

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Song for Kabak
« Reply #61 on: February 1, 2021, 11:44:38 pm »
Defender he may be but it just has to be, especially when he takes someone out (legally),
Kabak, Kabak, Kabak Kabak, Kabak!
Imagine that echoing round Anfield?
Could be fun.

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #62 on: February 1, 2021, 11:46:57 pm »
Kabak, Kabak,
Kabak'll be Crocked before long.
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #63 on: February 1, 2021, 11:47:52 pm »
Defender he may be but it just has to be, especially when he takes someone out (legally),
Kabak, Kabak, Kabak Kabak, Kabak!
Imagine that echoing round Anfield?
Could be fun.
that is a good'n.
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #64 on: February 1, 2021, 11:52:16 pm »
Kabak, Kabak,
Kabak'll be Crocked before long.

Is that a professional opinion, Dr?😉

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #65 on: February 1, 2021, 11:57:10 pm »
Is that a professional opinion, Dr?😉
Nah, looks a big strong lad to me! Mind you as far as coincidences are going - and we're well into chimps typing Shakespeare territory here, I wouldn't bet against it.
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Re: Song for Kabak
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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #67 on: February 2, 2021, 12:18:02 am »
If he breaks forward leaving the defence exposed,

Kabak, Kabak,

Get back to where you once belonged..

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Re: Song for Kabak
« Reply #68 on: February 2, 2021, 12:19:11 am »
If he breaks forward leaving the defence exposed,

Kabak, Kabak,

Get back to where you once belonged..

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #69 on: February 2, 2021, 12:31:43 am »
2 pages. I guess this deadline day signing has RAWK excited.  :)
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #70 on: February 2, 2021, 12:41:34 am »
I'm actually really excited. Think he'll prove to be a quality signing and his ability has been downplayed massively on here.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #71 on: February 2, 2021, 12:58:00 am »
2 pages. I guess this deadline day signing has RAWK excited.  :)

I’m very happy with the signing, and the terms, that it’s a try before you buy deal!

If he can pick up again from the potential he showed at Stuttgart and early in his time at Schalke, then he’s an existing prospect. I hope he can prove himself here.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #72 on: February 2, 2021, 01:00:25 am »
Good to have signed two centre backs like this under the circumstances. A commendation from Wagner is not to be sniffed at, regardless of his recent success or otherwise in management; he knows Jurgen well, knows his system and what he is looking for and shares many of the same tactical beliefs.

I assume we ran out of acronyms for a Winter Transfer Forum?

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #73 on: February 2, 2021, 01:59:33 am »
I'm actually really excited. Think he'll prove to be a quality signing and his ability has been downplayed massively on here.
I also think this. Not sure why, just a feeling really as I haven't watched much of him, but he was very highly rated from the little I've read and seen. Surprised people aren't more excited by this one. Reckon he could well end up a better Lovren, and I like Lovren a lot.

My only reservation would be his age/lack of experience, and maybe the impetousness that sometimes comes with it. He ticks so many boxes though - good aerially, pretty quick, decent technically. It's all good. Actually, the spitting would be another reservation. Hopefully he doesn't do more of the spitting. Other than that though, I'm made up.

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #75 on: February 2, 2021, 04:21:30 am »
You never know how a signing is going to go. I was convinced that Aquilani and Keita were going to be ballon d'or winners for us, so I am not a good judge of what is going to happen.
Lot of pressure on Kabak and Davies to at least get us to top four. Hope they both have a great career.
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #76 on: February 2, 2021, 05:47:30 am »
Where's his interview?
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #77 on: February 2, 2021, 05:52:49 am »
“I told Jurgen that he’s a top lad,” Arsenal’s former head of recruitment Mislintat tells The Athletic. “Top mentality, top character, top aggression. He’s a (Dejan) Lovren-type player. Very good in the air, both defensively and in the opposition box.

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Michael Reschke (Stuttgart's head of sport): “He was voted Bundesliga rookie of the season for his solid performances. His mentality and commitment were fantastic. He played with a broken toe and, in the relegation play-off against Union, with a broken nose, still heading balls. He’s like that.”

https://theathletic.com/2357642/2021/02/02/liverpool-ozan-kabak-its-try-before-you-buy/
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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #78 on: February 2, 2021, 06:26:17 am »
As Kabak's a Turkish lad and former Galatasary player, I'm looking for a no-nonsense, Harry Kane crunching CB that terrifies the opposition.  Not too much to ask for I hope! 8)
Considering we aren't playing Tottenham again this season, Kabak going out to crunch Harry Kane would make him rather terrifying.
"Sir Harry of the Hotspur? My name is Ozan Kabak, The Turkish Cruncher. My apologies for disturbing your rehab, I just wanted to introduce myself and let you know that once we meet on the pitch, I will crunch you to little pieces and feed them to the pigeons. Here is a little appetizer so you will remember me!"

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Re: Kabak signs
« Reply #79 on: February 2, 2021, 07:20:22 am »
Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen


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