Topic: The Kick Ass Draft - Tie 1 - RobbieRedman vs. Chakan

[Titi Camara]

Team Robbie

Leader
Stewie Griffin
Preschool student smart enough to build and operate a time machine...a meganomaniac sociopath, obsessed with violence, matricide and world domination

Black Panther
The protector of Wakanda’s suit can absorb any hit, any attack, or any impact and turn into his own energy which he can use!

Superman
Skin of steel, eyes that shoot out lasers, moves as fast as light, flies, can freeze everything with a blow of air, can't die - SIMPLY THE BEST

Ken
Shoooorrrryuuuken

Travis Bickle
"All my life needed was a sense of direction, a sense of someplace to go"... Well now you do Travis, welcome to Team Robbie

Christine
Jealous, possessive and a mind of its own.


Team Chakan

Dream of the Endless - Team Leader

One of the seven Endless, inconceivably powerful beings older and greater than gods, Dream is both lord and personification of all dreams and stories, all that is not in reality (which, in turn, Dream may define by his existence). He has taken many names, including Morpheus and Oneiros, and his appearance can change depending on the person who is seeing him.

Freddy Krueger

Freddy attacks his victims from within their dreams. He is commonly identified by his burned, disfigured face, dirty red-and-green striped sweater and brown fedora, and trademark metal-clawed brown leather glove only on his right hand. This glove was the product of Krueger's own imagination, the blades having been welded by himself.

Wolverine

His primary mutant power is an accelerated healing process, typically referred to as his mutant healing factor, that regenerates damaged or destroyed tissues of his body far beyond the capabilities of an ordinary human. In addition to accelerated healing of physical traumas, Wolverine's healing factor makes him extraordinarily resistant to diseases, drugs, and toxins.

Sub- Zero

I mean what's there to say? He'll freeze you then rip off your head and take out your spinal cord!

Jessica Rabbit

Jessica is renowned as one of the most well-known sex symbols.

The Millennium Falcon

“Fast ship? You've never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It's the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs. I've outrun Imperial starships. Not the local bulk cruisers mind you, I'm talking about the big Corellian ships now... She'll make point five past lightspeed. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid. I've made a lot of special modifications myself.”

[Samie]

Is Jessica getting her tits out for this?

[Chakan]

Is Jessica getting her tits out for this?

She's the distraction of course she'll do whatever is necessary.

[Titi Camara]

Interesting voting so far!

[mikey_LFC]

As far as I see it, the voting depends on how you see the Dream of the Endless. Without him there, the other side clearly wins. With him there, he could easily win but is unlikely to actively do anything as an eternal being.

[Something Worse]

I voted for both, and would appreciate you both voting for me in solidarity.

[Chakan]

I voted for both, and would appreciate you both voting for me in solidarity.

Liar. You can't vote for both.

[Something Worse]

Liar. You can't vote for both.

I have about 11 accounts on here, be careful or the other 9 will go for Robbie!

[Chakan]

I have about 11 accounts on here, be careful or the other 9 will go for Robbie!

ok!

Interesting voting so far!

Yes indeedy

[Chakan]

As far as I see it, the voting depends on how you see the Dream of the Endless. Without him there, the other side clearly wins. With him there, he could easily win but is unlikely to actively do anything as an eternal being.

You have to assume everyone "gets involved"

[mikey_LFC]

You have to assume everyone "gets involved"

Yeah most likely but people have didn’t interpretations and I’m just laying it out as there could be a case that deities pretty much as a rule don’t get actively involved in affairs.

Also Gods draw their power from their place in the creation and destruction of a certain universe, therefore their powers only extend to those in the universe. Luckily in this case that power is over the strongest opponent in Superman.

Then it’s a question of timing, does Dream of the endless vanquish superman immediately or does it take time, maybe requires a sleep? If the former you win as the remaining members of your team deal with the opposition no problem with Wolverine and the Millennium Falcon being the main players. If it takes a sleep then Superman destroys your team and then sleeps, dies and the rest of his team are stood looking at the endless, which is a draw but probably a win on points to the five members remaining vs one member.

[tubby]

Krueger and Wolverine slicing through people would be fun to watch.

[Samie]

Are we talking the first Elm Street Kreuger or the fuckin' parody he became afterwards? 

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Stewie gets my vote

[Chakan]

Stewie gets my vote

Noted...

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Noted...

Ah crap i thought you were the one that picked him 

[Chakan]

Ah crap i thought you were the one that picked him 

You broke my heart D

[Hazell]

I don't watch Simpsons knock off Family Guy but the rest of Robbie's team is ace and despite Chakan having my favourite Mortal Kombat character and a cartoon Dolly Parton, still had to vote for Robbie.

[Chakan]

I don't watch Simpsons knock off Family Guy but the rest of Robbie's team is ace and despite Chakan having my favourite Mortal Kombat character and a cartoon Dolly Parton, still had to vote for Robbie.

Noted x2

[Something Worse]

Noted x2

Good to see you keeping track of this pal, this is how you get your revenge when they face me.

[Hazell]

Noted x2

I hope you won't be so petty as to hold this against me when my team is playing. Just imagine whoever I'm playing has picked Donald Trump from Home Alone Two as their movie pick.

[Chakan]

I hope you won't be so petty as to hold this against me when my team is playing. Just imagine whoever I'm playing has picked Donald Trump from Home Alone Two as their movie pick.

He got cut out of the movie.

Me petty ... nooooo

Good to see you keeping track of this pal, this is how you get your revenge when they face me.

exactly!

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Family Guy > Simpsons

[Hazell]

He got cut out of the movie.

I knew you'd be clued up on Donald Trump trivia

[Hazell]

Family Guy > Simpsons

Blasphemy!

[deFacto please, you bastards]

Blasphemy!

Don't deny it Hazell. The last time the Simpsons were funny, telegrams were still actively used.

[Hazell]

Don't deny it Hazell. The last time the Simpsons were funny, telegrams were still actively used.

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No denying it but at least it has been funny

[mikey_LFC]

Peak Simpsons is peak tv.

[Hazell]

Peak Simpsons is peak tv.

Yep, the first 10 or so seasons are some of the best television ever.

[Chakan]

Well this isn’t going according to plan

[Durlmints]

Well this isn’t going according to plan

People don't realize that J Rabbit is gonna be distracting all the guys.



So to me, it's Stewie driving Christine vs Sub Zero and Wolverine...

And Sub Zero doesn't fuck around.

[Trendisnotdestiny]

Well this isn’t going according to plan

This match is a little like J Rab.

Its not that either of you are really dangerous, you two were just "drawn" that way.

Blame apportion committee: 87.45% Titi Camara (so funny the edit)

[Sheer Magnetism]

I voted Robbie, simply because I can see Freddie and Dream spending the battle fighting each other before Dream destroys Freddie, picks up his metaphorical ball and goes home in disgust. Ken and Sub Zero is a dead heat. Jessica Rabbit nullifies Stewie. Supes and Panther take Wolverine.

[Chakan]

I voted Robbie, simply because I can see Freddie and Dream spending the battle fighting each other before Dream destroys Freddie, picks up his metaphorical ball and goes home in disgust. Ken and Sub Zero is a dead heat. Jessica Rabbit nullifies Stewie. Supes and Panther take Wolverine.

My team isn’t going to fight each other. That makes no sense.

If anything Dream will make Freddy more powerful

[Trendisnotdestiny]

My team isn’t going to fight each other. That makes no sense.

If anything Dream will make Freddy more powerful

More people fear the J Rab pick...  best pick of the draft (imo) - Chakan

[Sheer Magnetism]

My team isn’t going to fight each other. That makes no sense.

If anything Dream will make Freddy more powerful

Freddie is the epitome of everything Dream hates. It's like expecting Captain Planet to fight alongside Darkseid.

[tubby]

Freddie is the epitome of everything Dream hates. It's like expecting Captain Planet to fight alongside Darkseid.

You have to assume all team mates would get along fine.  Superman and Travis Bickle aren't really ideal buddies either.

[Trendisnotdestiny]

You have to assume all team mates would get along fine.  Superman and Travis Bickle aren't really ideal buddies either.

Sheer Mag sewing some discontent... funny from the outside.  I here those two have some quite amusing selfies.

[Titi Camara]

Congrats to our first, first round winner, RobbieRedman

[RobbieRedman]

Congrats to our first, first round winner, RobbieRedman

Thanks Titi, very well run draft