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I read somewhere him being described as an escort enthusiast. That was pretty funny
"Jürgen Klopp is bringing Liverpool's 'fuck you' back. And I can't wait."

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I read somewhere him being described as an escort enthusiast. That was pretty funny
id say he’s someone who’s a multimillionaire but needs hoes to get action because he’s got no skills

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id say he’s someone who’s a multimillionaire but needs hoes to get action because he’s got no skills
People with money who are into brasses don't pay to be with them they pay for them to go away.

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It seems more likely according to the Athletic that Sane will move to Munich.
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

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It seems more likely according to the Athletic that Sane will move to Munich.

Would love him here but since that's unlikely to happen I'd much rather see him go abroad than stay at City!
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It seems more likely according to the Athletic that Sane will move to Munich.

Same to Bayern has been a longer running saga than The Hundred Years War.

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Joan Laporta confirms he will run for Barcelona president next year and wants Pep Guardiola to return as coach.

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Surprisingly, Raheem now has reservations about football returning...

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Joan Laporta confirms he will run for Barcelona president next year and wants Pep Guardiola to return as coach.
Well he wouldn’t say this if he didn’t have his buy in .......

It was suggested he might go ‘home’.
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Joan Laporta confirms he will run for Barcelona president next year and wants Pep Guardiola to return as coach.
would pep fancy a massive rebuild job?

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would pep fancy a massive rebuild job?
As long as he will have a lot of money to spend, as per every job he’s had.

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As long as he will have a lot of money to spend, as per every job he’s had.
Well, that’s unlikely.  They won’t be poor, but they’re in really quite an enormous amount of debt.

And they’re about to take on even more renovating the nou camp.
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would pep fancy a massive rebuild job?

Is Messi intending of staying? If he does, even in his mid 30's he'll be far better than any other player in that league by an absolute distance, so Guardiola may fancy that. 

After Abu Dhabi, I honestly expect him to take the highest paying international job going.

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Is Messi intending of staying? If he does, even in his mid 30's he'll be far better than any other player in that league by an absolute distance, so Guardiola may fancy that. 
pique, busquets, suarez are all in their mid 30s by then, griezmann will be in his 30s and there isn’t a great crop coming through like when he first came into the job

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As long as he will have a lot of money to spend, as per every job he’s had. avoid Liverpool and Klopp.
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pique, busquets, suarez are all in their mid 30s by then, griezmann will be in his 30s and there isn’t a great crop coming through like when he first came into the job
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He's already done the Qatar route. Additionally with ties to the Emirates, Qatar surely won't be in his future plans.
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He's already done the Qatar route. Additionally with ties to the Emirates, Qatar surely won't be in his future plans.
they pay a lot plus have a decent side

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Jesus Christ, that's grim! Looks like a non-league club shirt at best.
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If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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Nice shirt, with the shattering glass effect. I like to call this one "broken dreams"

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That's so mid-90s it hurts.

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Rafa Benitez: "I'll always keep in my heart the good times I've had here, the strong and loyal support of the fans in the tough times and the love from Liverpool. I have no words to thank you enough for all these years and I am very proud to say that I was your manager. Thank you so much once more and always remember: You'll never walk alone."

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It's a tribute to their bus.

Really needs a lucrative Koppaberg sponsorship deal to complete it.

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Can’t be real for sure

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When people complain about our Nike kit next season, just remember that our next kit manufacturer could easily be Puma.

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Oh Jesus

I’ve just realised that isn’t a spoof.. 
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
“Generosity always pays off. Generosity in your effort, in your work, in your kindness, in the way you look after people and take care of people. In the long run, if you are generous with a heart, and with humanity, it always pays off.”
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Bloody hell.

https://twitter.com/City_Xtra/status/1259819999230820352

Nice of them to project Guardiola’s state of mind onto it.

Do they add more cracks as the season goes on, kind of like a live image as it were?

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Seeing a lot of talk about the anniversary of aguerooooo today.

I have to ask, anyone else here miss that to watch our loss to Swansea? Seeing Andy Carroll attempt that bicycle kick and fall on his ponytail as the future looked bleak.

Given all our success now, I feel proud of those who did. Not to discredit anyone that watched the City game, but it's just a nice feeling when looking back.
« Last Edit: May 13, 2020, 08:08:53 pm by Lynx the saucy mynx »

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That's the worst clobber I've ever seen. Clearly trying to copy the class Nigeria stuff by Nike a few years back.
So bloody what? If you watch football to be absolutely miserable then go watch cricket.

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That's the worst clobber I've ever seen. Clearly trying to copy the class Nigeria stuff by Nike a few years back.
I don’t think it’s terrible...

But it could be for any club, in any country, it has nothing that you look at and think it’s a city top...
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
“Generosity always pays off. Generosity in your effort, in your work, in your kindness, in the way you look after people and take care of people. In the long run, if you are generous with a heart, and with humanity, it always pays off.”
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