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Guardiola today having a dig at our "luck" when we beat them in the CL knockouts  ;D

“You have to be many things and you have to be lucky,” he said. “In the knockout stages, the decisions in certain points are important, although we cannot control that. Last season and the previous ones – when we play in Liverpool and in the second game [against them], there were decisions … but you have to overcome. Many things happen but it’s football. I would like it to be more fair and hopefully it can be fair for both sides. I don’t like to win with the wrong decisions.”

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Let's be utterly clear about this and totally Anglicise the translation:

"In the knockout stages, you have to bring many things to these games with you. But there are also things that occur over which you will have no control, such as the decisions of the referee. During the last two campaigns, and in particular, our two legs against Liverpool were influenced by referee decisions. I know that in football, decisions will always influence games, but we will still have stay positive going into these matches. I can only appeal to the referees to try and keep things fair on the night. I for one, don't like the thought of winning anything because of an unfair decision.."


Guardiola is obviously directing these comments at UEFA, and in particular, their officials over the next two legs of the knockout. He's using their current situation, and trying to drag previous ties into the equation, to say to UEFA:

" We sincerely hope that we will not be further shafted in this competition, by any arbitrary decisions which could end up costing us these games. You know what our current thoughts are about UEFA, so please do not give us any reason to think even less of you than we already do..."

In Pep Guardiola's poor, broken English, this is all he is saying. He wants UEFA to go into their current ties under caution from him about their decision making, and is attempting to plant a "seed" which may or may not tilt some kind of "in-game" balance, should their games yet again, hinge on referee decisions because they "yet again" find themselves unable to totally obliterate and defeat superior cup teams in open play over ninety minutes. This suggests to me that he wants to be able to set up defensively in their tie tonight, and not risk too much open play, running the risk of being totally swamped and the tie being killed off prematurely in Madrid. But to do this, he knows that he's going to need a dose of "luck" that hitherto, he's never enjoyed with City.

My prediction?

Guardiola has already lost these ties "in his head" before a balls been kicked!!


 
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so, now that the cheaters appealed; how long until we hear a decision and will that decision be the final one or fuckers can appeal to that one as well?

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Let's be utterly clear about this and totally Anglicise the translation:

"In the knockout stages, you have to bring many things to these games with you. But there are also things that occur over which you will have no control, such as the decisions of the referee. During the last two campaigns, and in particular, our two legs against Liverpool were influenced by referee decisions. I know that in football, decisions will always influence games, but we will still have stay positive going into these matches. I can only appeal to the referees to try and keep things fair on the night. I for one, don't like the thought of winning anything because of an unfair decision.."


Guardiola is obviously directing these comments at UEFA, and in particular, their officials over the next two legs of the knockout. He's using their current situation, and trying to drag previous ties into the equation, to say to UEFA:

" We sincerely hope that we will not be further shafted in this competition, by any arbitrary decisions which could end up costing us these games. You know what our current thoughts are about UEFA, so please do not give us any reason to think even less of you than we already do..."

In Pep Guardiola's poor, broken English, this is all he is saying. He wants UEFA to go into their current ties under caution from him about their decision making, and is attempting to plant a "seed" which may or may not tilt some kind of "in-game" balance, should their games yet again, hinge on referee decisions because they "yet again" find themselves unable to totally obliterate and defeat superior cup teams in open play over ninety minutes. This suggests to me that he wants to be able to set up defensively in their tie tonight, and not risk too much open play, running the risk of being totally swamped and the tie being killed off prematurely in Madrid. But to do this, he knows that he's going to need a dose of "luck" that hitherto, he's never enjoyed with City.

My prediction?

Guardiola has already lost these ties "in his head" before a balls been kicked!!

Don't know why he's mentioning us, because the CL matches between them and Tottenham were far closer and way more influenced by VAR, and they lost.

Notice how since Guardiola called out Mané for diving in the PL our man hasn't won a penalty since then. These are mind games targeted both at us and at UEFA.

I hope Real Madrid hands them their arses on a plate with BBQ sauce and a side of lemon juice.

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Isometric Laporte off injured!
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Dear lurking Blueloonies, any chance of dropping the cryarsing about Uefa being against you now? Ta!

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Brilliant win for them today.
Pep trumped Zizou.

If Liverpool go through against AM, no way any of these teams can beat Liverpool. (Bayern look dangerous though)

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Good win for them to be fair. They just need to not shit themselves in the second leg. Wonder if they’ll hand out those flags again and really get an atmosphere going.

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Imagine walking into THEM in a dark alley..

It'd be like you're in West Side Story! Fancy-boy dancing gangs  ;D

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Shall we bang on forever about how Ramos being sent off is a conspiracy, when he wasn't for what he did to Mo?

.. Nah, we're sane  ;D

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Shall we bang on forever about how Ramos being sent off is a conspiracy, when he wasn't for what he did to Mo?

.. Nah, we're sane  ;D

UEFA can’t make it look too obvious....that’s the reason. Obviously
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Shall we bang on forever about how Ramos being sent off is a conspiracy, when he wasn't for what he did to Mo?

.. Nah, we're sane  ;D

I was fairly outraged when I saw what he got sent off for tonight. But, upon reflection, he was the last man, and he did kind of molest Jesus. That's a definite no-no. Rules are rules.

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It looked soft, and it is good news for city, but Jesus, it’s really lovely watching Ramos get red-carded.

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It looked soft, and it is good news for city, but Jesus, it’s really lovely watching Ramos get red-carded.
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If Laporte is out for a few months I think that does them when it comes to winning it, Ramos being out probably saves city in the return leg

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Nah, Real does them on the return, i'm sure of it. City were going on like they're through because they're a goal up against a club that's won it 13 9 times
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Nah, Real does them on the return, i'm sure of it. City were going on like they're through because they're a goal up against a club that's won it 13 9 times
I would've believed so if Ronaldo still plays for them. There is a chance, but it is slim without the shithousery of Ramos.
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Not a chance Madrid are going through. They are poor. City should have won far more comfortably than they did. Can't see Madrid scoring 2 goals or more at the Etihad.
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Cheapens to competition the longer these cheating twats are are still in it.
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Cheapens to competition the longer these cheating twats are are still in it.

yeah, fuck ramos and Real
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great win for them
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(financial) Fair play to City..they deserved to win the game with the squad illegally assembled.

City wont get any credit from me, cheating c*nts.
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great win for them

They’re cnuts...long and short of it

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It looked soft, and it is good news for city, but Jesus, it’s really lovely watching Ramos get red-carded.

I was so disappointed when Ramos' own goal effort was cleared by a team mate.

Would have loved to see his shitty face be all upset.

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They’re cnuts...long and short of it
yes but points stands

real madrid aren't exactly angels either so they can piss off too
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yes but points stands

real madrid aren't exactly angels either so they can piss off too

Two despicable teams that benefit from dodgy financial dealings, hard to know who to despise the most
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Nah, Real does them on the return, i'm sure of it. City were going on like they're through because they're a goal up against a club that's won it 13 9 times

No chance, City will put at least 3 past them in the return leg.  They're not the same team, Real.
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It looked soft, and it is good news for city, but Jesus, it’s really lovely watching Ramos get red-carded.

For the 26h time in his career.

I thought the ref was decent and Real didn't seem to resort to the same amount if rolling around the floor as Atletico. Real have lost their ultimate level of shithousery.

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For the 26h time in his career.

 :o

He must have spent the equivalent of an entire season (plus about a third to a half) of his career suspended.

He’s a fucking liability.

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Its mad how willing the ref was to blow for city last nights compared to that prick the other week, and we are supposed to be one of the cartel clubs

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Its mad how willing the ref was to blow for city last nights compared to that prick the other week, and we are supposed to be one of the cartel clubs

He was probably told to be harsh on Madrid & kind to City to dispel any of this horseshit that UEFA are against them. They won't get a ref as kind as him for the 2nd leg.

Madrid to win 3-2 & go through on away goals.

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Its mad how willing the ref was to blow for city last nights compared to that prick the other week, and we are supposed to be one of the cartel clubs

Aye, compare with a random Blueloon nugget:

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klopp saying he never thought city record of 18 consecutive Premier League wins was possible hahahahah well the other keepers like last night help, then you have VAR and officials and 18 wins is easy for liverpool is possible

i will say it again manchester city never get any that sort of thing going our way in games ? and then VAR and the officials in place to stop city not helping ? and how many times you see city players getting lumps kicked out of us ? so every thing manchester city win is not questionable in any sort of way and it feels like double glory

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Aye, compare with a random Blueloon nugget:

 ;D ;D

they really do exist in an alternative universe over there don't they?  Genuinely saw one posting about how their era of domestic dominance was 'done the hard way'....fuck me have they not seen the list of their FA/League cup opponents in the last 3 years?
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Polls everywhere today asking "who's most likely to stop Man City winning the Champions League?"

Like they've been dominating it for the last five years or something.  ::)

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He must have spent the equivalent of an entire season (plus about a third to a half) of his career suspended.

He’s a fucking liability.
id have liken to see VAR in the kiev final

he would have been sent off in that too
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