Topic: Man City - cheating bastards rumbled

[Red Beret]

Have you seen this abomination? A celebration jersey apparently.
Genuinely had to check that the article wasn't published on April 1st.

That should come with a seizure warning.

[fredfrop]

That should come with a seizure warning.

Is that one shirt for each subs bench appearance?

[elsewhere]

Have you seen this abomination? A celebration jersey apparently.
Genuinely had to check that the article wasn't published on April 1st.

it's like a kid made the design and half way through, he said 'fuck that, fuck them" and other kids did the rest.

[rob1966]

Have you seen this abomination? A celebration jersey apparently.
Genuinely had to check that the article wasn't published on April 1st.

Every shirt since they became Abu Dhabi PR FC isn't it? (pre Puma obviously)

[BOBSCOUSE]

A celebration of what exactly? A shirt hardly anyone will want to pay for, to celebrate a team that hardly anyone pays to see?

They'll sell more of those shirts than Man Utd and Liverpool will combined, you wait and see their accounts!

[TomDcs]

They'll sell more of those shirts than Man Utd and Liverpool will combined, you wait and see their accounts!

Etihad’s new cabin crew uniform £250 a pop, bargain.

[Tobelius]

They'll sell more of those shirts than Man Utd and Liverpool will combined, you wait and see their accounts!

Somewhere in the desert there's a huge warehouse full of Puma made kits and trainers..

[McrRed]

Somewhere in the desert there's a huge warehouse full of Puma made kits and trainers..

I saw it at the end of that Indiana Jones film

[SP]

Somewhere in the desert there's a huge warehouse full of Puma made kits and trainers..

There are villages in Africa clad in Puma.

[Crosby Nick]

That should come with a seizure warning.

“I’m warning you Phil, if I seizure on the pitch there’ll be hell to pay”. Pep Guardiola, 2017-2020

[Dr. Beaker]

They always had a certain style.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Have you seen this abomination? A celebration jersey apparently.
Genuinely had to check that the article wasn't published on April 1st.

was to do with them ending their deal with Nike, have actually seen a few in manc wearing it. Some of those kits in their original form are quite nice, that is just horrific

[Lush is the best medicine...]

Somewhere in the desert there's a huge warehouse full of Puma made kits and trainers..

there was a graphic from sports direct a few years ago for the top sides where the top sales location is, one of citys top ten was some random town in the netherlands

[redgriffin73]

Their only double this season is double denim.

https://twitter.com/SuperbiaProeIia/status/1232320023093379072

Some brilliants replies on there.

[DonkeyWan]

Looks like they got dressed in Cell Block H

[Dench57]

Guardiola today having a dig at our "luck" when we beat them in the CL knockouts 

“You have to be many things and you have to be lucky,” he said. “In the knockout stages, the decisions in certain points are important, although we cannot control that. Last season and the previous ones – when we play in Liverpool and in the second game [against them], there were decisions … but you have to overcome. Many things happen but it’s football. I would like it to be more fair and hopefully it can be fair for both sides. I don’t like to win with the wrong decisions.”

 

[Andy-oh-six]

Guardiola today having a dig at our "luck" when we beat them in the CL knockouts 

“You have to be many things and you have to be lucky,” he said. “In the knockout stages, the decisions in certain points are important, although we cannot control that. Last season and the previous ones – when we play in Liverpool and in the second game [against them], there were decisions … but you have to overcome. Many things happen but it’s football. I would like it to be more fair and hopefully it can be fair for both sides. I don’t like to win with the wrong decisions.”

 

Absolutely. Instead of being 5-1 on aggregate it probably should have been 5-2.

[redgriffin73]

Christ, his blood pressure must be through the roof. Let it go, Pep!

[rob1966]

Christ, his blood pressure must be through the roof. Let it go, Pep!

[Medellin]

City fans be like..

Those slippers..

https://twitter.com/PrometheusX1Z/status/1232063343118020608

[Hazell]

Christ, his blood pressure must be through the roof. Let it go, Pep!

I wasn't previously on board with the whole 'he keeps talking about us...' but coupled with his bizarre comments about Mane after they beat Southampton and these, I'm slowly coming round to the idea that he's not right not in the head when it comes to us.

[Gili Gulu]

Absolutely. Instead of being 5-1 on aggregate it probably should have been 5-2.

The one goal they did score shouldn't have been allowed.

[idontknow]

They always had a certain style.

Is that Lady Diana or did she manage them later?

[idontknow]

Absolutely. Instead of being 5-1 on aggregate it probably should have been 5-2.

Hasn't learnt to save before the big games.

[Son of Spion]

Guardiola today having a dig at our "luck" when we beat them in the CL knockouts 

“You have to be many things and you have to be lucky,” he said. “In the knockout stages, the decisions in certain points are important, although we cannot control that. Last season and the previous ones – when we play in Liverpool and in the second game [against them], there were decisions … but you have to overcome. Many things happen but it’s football. I would like it to be more fair and hopefully it can be fair for both sides. I don’t like to win with the wrong decisions.”

 

My god, does this fella ever stop whingeing and droning on?

They were comprehensively blown out of the water in that tie.

Get over it you self-pitying micro phallus. 

[SpionBob]

My god, does this fella ever stop whingeing and droning on?

They were comprehensively blown out of the water in that tie.

Get over it you self-pitying micro phallus. 

We hammered them 5-1 and their solitary goal should have been disallowed.

[harleydanger]

Their only double this season is double denim.

https://twitter.com/SuperbiaProeIia/status/1232320023093379072

What the actual fuck?

[ScouserAtHeart]

I wasn't previously on board with the whole 'he keeps talking about us...' but coupled with his bizarre comments about Mane after they beat Southampton and these, I'm slowly coming round to the idea that he's not right not in the head when it comes to us.

Have you not yet seen that All or Nothing episode? While preparing for a game against Everton, he was going on and on about being worried about us in the Champions League quarterfinals.

I love that for 2 reasons-- 1) It showed how obsessed he is with us 2) It shows Everton how meaningless they are

Highly recommend watching it

[ToneLa]

When I was 189 I experimented with all the different colours of Aftershock

Following it up with red wine made me sick

Good job I had a blank footy shirt to do it onto!

[Darren G]

Another demonstration of their overwhelming amount of support:

https://twitter.com/City_Xtra/status/1232388396179476481

Shockingly, there's a lot of empty seats in that clip.  Yup, they can't even fill a fucking pub.

[Romford_Red]

When I was 189 I experimented with all the different colours of Aftershock

Following it up with red wine made me sick

Good job I had a blank footy shirt to do it onto!

Dude, you're going well there!

[ToneLa]

Dude, you're going well there!

Oops 

I've exaggerated my age almost as much as City exaggerate attendances.. OK, maybe not that bad 

[12C]

Another demonstration of their overwhelming amount of support:

https://twitter.com/City_Xtra/status/1232388396179476481

Shockingly, there's a lot of empty seats in that clip.  Yup, they can't even fill a fucking pub.

And all the replies refer to us.
In their heads rent free, feet up on the couch, remote in hand,

[thejbs]

Looks like they’re off on a stag - double denim is the theme, lads, groom wears a denim skirt.

[BarryCrocker]

Looks like they’re off on a stag - double denim is the theme, lads, groom wears a denim skirt.

Trying to mimic the CL winning Barca team of 2015.

[CraigDS]

Guardiola today having a dig at our "luck" when we beat them in the CL knockouts 

“You have to be many things and you have to be lucky,” he said. “In the knockout stages, the decisions in certain points are important, although we cannot control that. Last season and the previous ones – when we play in Liverpool and in the second game [against them], there were decisions … but you have to overcome. Many things happen but it’s football. I would like it to be more fair and hopefully it can be fair for both sides. I don’t like to win with the wrong decisions.”

 

Fun fact - Guardiola cannot speak more than 100 words without mentioning us.

[ToneLa]

Trying to mimic the CL winning Barca team of 2015.

Imagine walking into THEM in a dark alley..

It'd be like you're in West Side Story! Fancy-boy dancing gangs 

[12C]

Imagine walking into THEM in a dark alley..

It'd be like you're in West Side Story! Fancy-boy dancing gangs 

Deffo a stag do.
Spot the balding dad who has been told to look after them!

[J-Mc-]

Found out there’s a City fan in work last night so decided to go fishing and try have a bit of banter.

Ended up getting told that City have done absoloutely fuck all wrong, the Arabs aren’t stupid, Liverpool will be fucked for the hacking thing (even though it’s been proved we’ve made payments to City for that and the case was closed,) and also, City will get off scot free yet Liverpool will be fucked because we’re the dodgy ones.

I couldn’t see for laughing to be honest 😂

[SP]

Trying to mimic the CL winning Barca team of 2015.

Were they going for a male stripper troupe vibe?