Met my 1st proper covid looney today, a lad i used to work with years ago, told me that the chinese are behind the pandemic and i am no longer allowed to have a chinese takeaway anymore because they will be in on as well and all jabs and prawn crackers are full of nanobots.
You know you are in for a fun conversation when the opening line is "fucking hell, how are we matey? you had the poison jabs?"