I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
Aquilani is better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Messi and Beckenbauer put together.
have we had a shot?
And that is why Fitzy is the true GOAT.
Craig Burnley V West Ham - WEST HAM WIN - INCORRECT
Pretty happy with Arse taking it.
Thank Fowler we're not getting Caulker
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.
If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.
Don't know why Gomez was even starting this game.
Never seen him playing I think. But looks like a good player.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.