We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.
Why havnt we scored yet? FSG, Klopp and The Kop out.
Twat, I just came in to post that......
Er Mr Twat if you dont mind!
Bloke next to me just said, "Maribor have parked the bus." So I replied, "It's okay, it's a Slovenian bus, so it's from the 80s and will likely break down on a few minutes."
17' James Milner returns the armband to Hendo.
Did it at least clear the first man?
My Comms keeps calling him Firminio! Fucking annoying