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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30560 on: May 24, 2024, 03:24:15 pm »
It gets to a point where you think "fuck it, it's all coming off" then you like the money you save on shampoo and at the barbers.

Especially as the barbers still haven't mastered the technique to do a proper pubic trim. 

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30561 on: May 24, 2024, 03:59:45 pm »
Capon can improve it but enjoy.  :D


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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30562 on: May 24, 2024, 05:22:21 pm »
Leading us into the Slot era by eggsample
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30563 on: May 24, 2024, 05:23:08 pm »
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30564 on: May 24, 2024, 05:58:01 pm »
Leading us into the Slot era by eggsample

Suckhole creeping up to the new boss already
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30565 on: May 24, 2024, 10:21:12 pm »
Suckhole creeping up to the new boss already
Na, it's a come get me plea to ETH.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30566 on: May 24, 2024, 11:17:11 pm »
I bet he returns with all the depth and volume you could ever wish for. No chance he goes short and carries a patch. He's clearly getting a Klopp stitch.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30567 on: May 25, 2024, 01:26:30 am »
Na, it's a come get me plea to ETH.

For what? To take him on holiday as Klopp would say? ;)

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30568 on: May 25, 2024, 04:01:17 am »
Cant believe everyone seems to be talking about his haircut :D

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30569 on: May 25, 2024, 07:42:08 am »
Cant believe everyone seems to be talking about his haircut :D

He’ll have luscious locks for the olympics don’t worry

I’d get my hair line done if i was on 350k a week  ;D ;D

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30570 on: May 25, 2024, 07:57:52 am »
He’ll have luscious locks for the olympics don’t worry

I’d get my hair line done if i was on 350k a week  ;D ;D
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Is he playing in the olympics as well  ?

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30571 on: May 25, 2024, 08:31:58 am »
Cant believe everyone seems to be talking about his haircut :D


It's a bigger story than his new hat to be fair

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30572 on: May 25, 2024, 08:40:57 am »
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Is he playing in the olympics as well  ?

Pretty sure he is.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30573 on: May 25, 2024, 05:10:07 pm »
It's a bigger story than his new hat to be fair

It's basically the reason why he has to get a new hat...

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30574 on: May 25, 2024, 05:29:59 pm »
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30575 on: May 25, 2024, 08:10:01 pm »
Capon can improve it but enjoy.  :D


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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30576 on: May 25, 2024, 08:27:28 pm »
It gets to a point where you think "fuck it, it's all coming off" then you like the money you save on shampoo and at the barbers.
Yeah hes prolly made up hes saving that £2 a month on head and shoulders. It all adds up

Plus his Pyabbic hair wont plug the sink or shower

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30577 on: May 26, 2024, 10:59:47 am »
I don't now what is gonna happen this summer but I am not sure at this point of his career he will fit in our roster. A lot of young players, "rookie" coach, we look like a team that need a season or two to mature. He has just one year left on his contract, maybe it would be better to part ways this summer. Losing him and Jurgen the same summer is tough, but i have this feeling it could be right for both sides.

If i will stay i would think to move him to the center, like Sadio did. I don't think we can ask him to run the wing as he used to do anymore.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30578 on: May 26, 2024, 11:08:08 am »
We can't move him if he doesn't want to move. He might have already decided to go on a free next summer and collect a fat bonus when he signs his next contract. It will take a lot of good will from Salah for Liverpool to profit in any way from his departure. We could profit from him as a player though, which is something.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30579 on: May 26, 2024, 11:10:37 am »
We can't move him if he doesn't want to move. He might have already decided to go on a free next summer and collect a fat bonus when he signs his next contract. It will take a lot of good will from Salah for Liverpool to profit in any way from his departure. We could profit from him as a player though, which is something.

Thank you, didn't know that. I think this situation can be a little bit tricky to handle for Slot.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30580 on: May 26, 2024, 11:15:18 am »
Our top goal scorer every season since he's been here, and people still talk about getting rid.

He's staying next season and we are better off for it. Accept it.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30581 on: May 26, 2024, 11:37:35 am »
Yeah hes prolly made up hes saving that £2 a month on head and shoulders. It all adds up

Plus his Pyabbic hair wont plug the sink or shower

That's another £2 on drain cleaner.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30582 on: May 26, 2024, 05:23:27 pm »
Our top goal scorer every season since he's been here, and people still talk about getting rid.

He's staying next season and we are better off for it. Accept it.

These types of posts are a little disingenuous though because no one (I hope) is arguing about what he's contributed in the past. There may be some question marks about a physical decline but everyone in this thread knows that he's been brilliant for us. The question is about the future given that he's well into his 30s and he has a year left on his contract. Given that no option is perfect, they all have drawbacks. You lose him for nothing next summer, which isn't ideal because we only spend what we earn and selling players is a big part of what we earn. You sell him this summer, which definitely isn't ideal. Or you re-sign him for a few more years, and given the wages he'd want and the length he'd want, this may not be ideal (given we don't know what his decline would be).

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30583 on: May 26, 2024, 10:18:26 pm »
These types of posts are a little disingenuous though because no one (I hope) is arguing about what he's contributed in the past. There may be some question marks about a physical decline but everyone in this thread knows that he's been brilliant for us. The question is about the future given that he's well into his 30s and he has a year left on his contract. Given that no option is perfect, they all have drawbacks. You lose him for nothing next summer, which isn't ideal because we only spend what we earn and selling players is a big part of what we earn. You sell him this summer, which definitely isn't ideal. Or you re-sign him for a few more years, and given the wages he'd want and the length he'd want, this may not be ideal (given we don't know what his decline would be).

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30584 on: May 27, 2024, 02:10:07 pm »
Talk of him buggering off to the Olympics just before the season starts. Is there anything Egypt don't qualify for?
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30585 on: May 27, 2024, 03:48:22 pm »
If Mo is going to play for us next season I cannot see any way at all that the club release him to play in the Olympics - no chance
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30586 on: May 27, 2024, 06:00:32 pm »
Talk of him buggering off to the Olympics just before the season starts. Is there anything Egypt don't qualify for?

We have the right to veto it so I'd say it's highly unlikely he goes to the Olympics. He's in their squad for 2 qualifier matches in June though, nothing we can do about that.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30587 on: May 29, 2024, 11:22:17 am »
For the last Olympics didn't we make an agreement that he wouldn't play but we'd release him for something else? A mid-season AFCON presumably.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30588 on: May 29, 2024, 11:25:06 am »
Talk of him buggering off to the Olympics just before the season starts. Is there anything Egypt don't qualify for?

Football in the Olympics is the absolute height of greed and stupidity
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30589 on: May 29, 2024, 12:10:57 pm »
Is there any indication whether he has or will be offered an extension?

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30590 on: May 29, 2024, 02:02:23 pm »
Is there any indication whether he has or will be offered an extension?

He was told there will be some cutbacks but think he misunderstood.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30591 on: May 29, 2024, 02:38:22 pm »
If Mo is going to play for us next season I cannot see any way at all that the club release him to play in the Olympics - no chance

Salah going to the Olympics (and doing well) is the best outcome for Liverpool. Arne Slot can develop an attacking scheme based more on a system rather than over reliance on a talisman. When Salah does come back, AND provided we've had a good start to the season, he will not have any leverage over the new manager the same way perhaps he had with Klopp (as demonstrated by his petulance at West Ham).

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30592 on: May 29, 2024, 02:43:31 pm »
Salah going to the Olympics (and doing well) is the best outcome for Liverpool. Arne Slot can develop an attacking scheme based more on a system rather than over reliance on a talisman. When Salah does come back, AND provided we've had a good start to the season, he will not have any leverage over the new manager the same way perhaps he had with Klopp (as demonstrated by his petulance at West Ham).

I doubt a player being petulant would affect Klopp at all. He has seen it all and would probably just laugh at such juvenile antics.

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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30593 on: May 29, 2024, 02:58:07 pm »


Surely Mo cannot be allowed to leave on a free transfer next summer. Either we sell or extend his contract this summer.  Can't afford to lose £100M plus and I would hope Edwards is across this.


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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30594 on: May 29, 2024, 03:38:17 pm »

Surely Mo cannot be allowed to leave on a free transfer next summer. Either we sell or extend his contract this summer.  Can't afford to lose £100M plus and I would hope Edwards is across this.

People keep saying this, but it's up to him whether he wants to move on. Slot would have to tell him he's not part of his plans, which is extremely ridiculous when you think about it.
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Re: Mohamed Salah - Best in the World *
« Reply #30595 on: May 29, 2024, 06:21:04 pm »
Our top goal scorer every season since he's been here, and people still talk about getting rid.

He's staying next season and we are better off for it. Accept it.

Is the correct answer.  Can’t believe people want to sell him. 

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« Reply #30596 on: May 29, 2024, 06:35:43 pm »
Is the correct answer.  Can’t believe people want to sell him. 

People want to sell him IF he doesn’t extend his contract. 99% want to keep him, but not if he leaves on a free. So yeah..

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« Reply #30597 on: May 29, 2024, 08:08:13 pm »
I’d rather we kept him and let him leave for free if a new deal can’t be agreed. We won’t get the money people want for him, because he won’t want to go to Saudi.
We’ve had his best years and getting big fees for legends at the end of their careers doesn’t usually happen.
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« Reply #30598 on: May 29, 2024, 08:26:42 pm »

Surely Mo cannot be allowed to leave on a free transfer next summer. Either we sell or extend his contract this summer.  Can't afford to lose £100M plus and I would hope Edwards is across this.



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« Reply #30599 on: May 29, 2024, 08:40:27 pm »
I’d rather we kept him and let him leave for free if a new deal can’t be agreed. We won’t get the money people want for him, because he won’t want to go to Saudi.
We’ve had his best years and getting big fees for legends at the end of their careers doesn’t usually happen.
It happened twice last summer