Impressively relaxed lean. The look: Sports casual. It's an Egyptian gentleman abroad. It's Omar Sharif. It's a lean that says 'I'm here at Liverpool, and I can lean any effing way I want'.Rating: 8.5, Would lean again.
All we need isMane & Salah (Radio Ga Ga)
wow did not know that there was so much analysis that goes into a lean.
"Lean is therefore colour" - JMW Turner, 1818.And doesn't this lean just convey a beautiful fusion of crimson hues contrasting with the olive tones of the Pharoah himself, in a composition which would make Turner truly proud. Note how the colours of the scene mirror that of the Egyptian tricolour, a conscious creative decision which deserves utter laudation.The lean itself, like that of many of his predecessors, is exquisite, yet avant-garde, with Salah opting for an experimental arm angle which is truly symbolic of the triangular form of the Pyramids in his homeland. Whilst he may lack the decades of leaning expertise that comes with being a used car salesman, Salah's first time effort is one to be admired, and I'm sure Mr Touré gave him some last minute guidance over the phone. Strong, and also stable, the lean evokes a feeling of casual supremacy and triumph. After conquering the Italian Peninsula in remarkable fashion, the player has now arrived on British shores in search of a new challenge - and the lean conveys this enthusiasm, this inclination to lift English silverware. We've seen a diverse and eclectic range of leaning techniques over the years, but Salah here has produced an alluring twist on an age-old classic, and the execution is tremendous. Note the player's regal, majestic facial hair also - whilst some analysts may see it as a common display of the man's Islamic faith, I interpret the beard as a metaphor for Salah's rugged and rough yet "natural" style of play. This coincides with the muted appearance of his own chest hair, further emphasising his "raw" talent. Truly genius.And then we inspect his boyish grin, a statement of excitement and euphoria which also exemplifies the 25 year old's wealth of experience as an international athlete, his confidence for the upcoming season and perhaps a state of apprehension as he enters the jaws of Scouse footballing fandom. His left arm also bears a signature timepiece, perhaps symbolic of the lengthy period he will enjoy at the club, and the fact that it is his "time to shine" as a player. We can even comment on the significance of the number 11, with it perhaps representing the atomic number of Sodium, alluding to the saltiness of United fans in light of this transfer. The image as a whole, thematically speaking, reminds me of the Anglo-Egyptian Treaty of 1936, a historic moment which marked a new, independent era in Egypt's modern history yet also the continuation of British support for the county militarily. We can obviously draw parallels with that political moment and this sporting one.Overall, I don't think we could've expected anything more. Whilst Salah has certainly not reinvented the wheel with his leaning technique, he has succeeded in evoking every quality a Liverpool player should strive for - passion, success, victory and glory. The buildup to this lean, and the subsequent adoration of it, has taken us all on an artistic and philosophical journey, transversing themes of capitalism and money, athleticism and skill, the implications of social media and the ability to track modern aircraft online. And for that, I think we can give Mohamed Salah an 8 out of 10 - a score to be proud of.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
I think I might die of cringe if George plays that.
IT'S TURNING LEFT!
And that is why Fitzy is the true GOAT.
The whole ground clapping aswell.. Love it!
Please play it George
Sabu retch at putrid "fan", born to screech, doom'd to lose.
MANCHESTER EVERTON AND FUCK.
Mo Salah, SalahHe's hairy and pretty fastNo actually very fastMo Salah, Salah
I´ll say something that might surprise you. Real life is different to computer games.
I think Nadal is brilliant. One of the top 10 ever.
Anyone else being strangely drawn to Dion Dublin's nipples?
I dunno......the expression on his face tells me he asked the photographer..... ''is this the way you want me to lean?? Is this a good enough lean?? Do I look ok leaning like this??''Thats not a confident lean.......he needs to be a proactive leaner rather than a reactive leaner. We'll see, but not confident he'll do well here at all
Welcome to the Hotel SalahforniaSuch scary paceSuch a hairy faceCourtesy of EvilRed.
Impressively relaxed lean. The look: Sports casual. It's an Egyptian gentleman abroad. It's Omar Sharif. It's a lean that says 'I'm here at Liverpool, and I can lean any effing way I want'.h
Welcome to the club, Salah!Single-handed lowered our average height by 2 inches. From what I saw from YouTube, he seems to have the knack for being at the right place at the right time.
https://xcancel.com/issam_lfc/status/878249372231778305
Mo, Mo, Mo!Mo-ham-ed Salah!Mo, Mo, Mo!Mo-ham-ed Salah!https://youtu.be/iKNogy26f7w?t=33sorGimme goals, Mo SalahGoals, Mo SalahGimme goals, Mo SalahFor Liv-er-poolGimme goals, Mo SalahGoals, Mo SalahGoals for Liv-er-poolhttps://youtu.be/qFcmNu4KdGI?t=48s
Bollocks. Who came up with 'All we need is Mane and Salah' song? It hasn't stopped going round in my head for hours.I don't really want to fuck with anyone else's head but it's to the tune of Radio Ga Ga.
