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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #400 on: June 23, 2017, 03:03:21 pm »
wow did not know that there was so much analysis that goes into a lean. 

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #401 on: June 23, 2017, 03:55:39 pm »
I genuinely can't wait to see him play - miles better than Willian other than at pure defending, and stats back this up - quick, likes to score, assists for fun, whats not too look forward to!

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #402 on: June 23, 2017, 04:25:25 pm »
Impressively relaxed lean.
The look: Sports casual.  It's an Egyptian gentleman abroad. It's Omar Sharif. It's a lean that says 'I'm here at Liverpool, and I can lean any effing way I want'.

Rating: 8.5, Would lean again.

I dunno......the expression on his face tells me he asked the photographer..... ''is this the way you want me to lean??  Is this a good enough lean??  Do I look ok leaning like this??''

Thats not a confident lean.......he needs to be a proactive leaner rather than a reactive leaner.  We'll see, but not confident he'll do well here at all

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #403 on: June 23, 2017, 04:39:02 pm »
All we need is
Mane & Salah

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #404 on: June 23, 2017, 05:10:08 pm »
wow did not know that there was so much analysis that goes into a lean.
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"Lean is therefore colour" - JMW Turner, 1818.

And doesn't this lean just convey a beautiful fusion of crimson hues contrasting with the olive tones of the Pharoah himself, in a composition which would make Turner truly proud. Note how the colours of the scene mirror that of the Egyptian tricolour, a conscious creative decision which deserves utter laudation.

The lean itself, like that of many of his predecessors, is exquisite, yet avant-garde, with Salah opting for an experimental arm angle which is truly symbolic of the triangular form of the Pyramids in his homeland. Whilst he may lack the decades of leaning expertise that comes with being a used car salesman, Salah's first time effort is one to be admired, and I'm sure Mr Touré gave him some last minute guidance over the phone. Strong, and also stable, the lean evokes a feeling of casual supremacy and triumph. After conquering the Italian Peninsula in remarkable fashion, the player has now arrived on British shores in search of a new challenge - and the lean conveys this enthusiasm, this inclination to lift English silverware. We've seen a diverse and eclectic range of leaning techniques over the years, but Salah here has produced an alluring twist on an age-old classic, and the execution is tremendous. Note the player's regal, majestic facial hair also - whilst some analysts may see it as a common display of the man's Islamic faith, I interpret the beard as a metaphor for Salah's rugged and rough yet "natural" style of play. This coincides with the muted appearance of his own chest hair, further emphasising his "raw" talent. Truly genius.

And then we inspect his boyish grin, a statement of excitement and euphoria which also exemplifies the 25 year old's wealth of experience as an international athlete, his confidence for the upcoming season and perhaps a state of apprehension as he enters the jaws of Scouse footballing fandom. His left arm also bears a signature timepiece, perhaps symbolic of the lengthy period he will enjoy at the club, and the fact that it is his "time to shine" as a player. We can even comment on the significance of the number 11, with it perhaps representing the atomic number of Sodium, alluding to the saltiness of United fans in light of this transfer. The image as a whole, thematically speaking, reminds me of the Anglo-Egyptian Treaty of 1936, a historic moment which marked a new, independent era in Egypt's modern history yet also the continuation of British support for the county militarily. We can obviously draw parallels with that political moment and this sporting one.

Overall, I don't think we could've expected anything more. Whilst Salah has certainly not reinvented the wheel with his leaning technique, he has succeeded in evoking every quality a Liverpool player should strive for - passion, success, victory and glory. The buildup to this lean, and the subsequent adoration of it, has taken us all on an artistic and philosophical journey, transversing themes of capitalism and money, athleticism and skill, the implications of social media and the ability to track modern aircraft online. And for that, I think we can give Mohamed Salah an 8 out of 10 - a score to be proud of.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #405 on: June 23, 2017, 05:54:25 pm »
I think I might die of cringe if George plays that.

Please play it George

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #406 on: June 23, 2017, 05:58:41 pm »
Foot race, is he beating Mané?

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #407 on: June 23, 2017, 06:00:10 pm »
The whole ground clapping aswell.. Love it!


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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #408 on: June 23, 2017, 06:05:15 pm »
I think I might die of cringe if George plays that.

nah, George is too cool for that......it'll be this


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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #410 on: June 23, 2017, 06:09:51 pm »
Please play it George
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #411 on: June 23, 2017, 06:11:43 pm »
Mo Salah, Salah
He's hairy and pretty fast
No actually very fast
Mo Salah, Salah
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #412 on: June 23, 2017, 06:12:23 pm »
Welcome to the Hotel Salahfornia

Such scary pace

Such a hairy face

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #413 on: June 23, 2017, 06:23:28 pm »
Mo Salah, Salah
He's hairy and pretty fast
No actually very fast
Mo Salah, Salah
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #414 on: June 23, 2017, 06:30:56 pm »
Quims!
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #415 on: June 23, 2017, 06:31:57 pm »
Please play it George
I bet he would for the right price. Do you want to get the crowd funding campaign started, or should I?
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #416 on: June 23, 2017, 07:15:35 pm »
Mo Salah, Salah
He's either rapid or fast
Not sure which of them it was
Maybe it was both


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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #417 on: June 23, 2017, 07:38:20 pm »
I dunno......the expression on his face tells me he asked the photographer..... ''is this the way you want me to lean??  Is this a good enough lean??  Do I look ok leaning like this??''

Thats not a confident lean.......he needs to be a proactive leaner rather than a reactive leaner.  We'll see, but not confident he'll do well here at all

Hmmmmm, agreed, he looks a little tentative to be honest, he looks a little to happy aswell, I don't mind players smiling a bit whilst there leaning, but a wry smile would be better, it show he means business. The best lean so far was Clynes double elbow lean with the liver building in the background, he didn't even look at the camera, attitude.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #418 on: June 23, 2017, 07:45:54 pm »
wow did not know that there was so much analysis that goes into a lean.
Using Monte Carlo simulation, statisticians have found that a player's lean will have a greater impact on the outcome of his career than any other single or collective variable. In fact you could go so far as to say that the analysis of the lean is more important than the analysis of the game itself.


See Sir Psycho Sexy's post for insight into the artistic realm of the lean.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #419 on: June 23, 2017, 07:49:32 pm »
Welcome to the Hotel Salahfornia

Such scary pace

Such a hairy face

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genius

please people get this going in the pubs / on the coaches /at the ground even :)
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #420 on: June 23, 2017, 07:50:12 pm »
Oh yes
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #421 on: June 23, 2017, 07:58:20 pm »
Impressively relaxed lean.
The look: Sports casual.  It's an Egyptian gentleman abroad. It's Omar Sharif. It's a lean that says 'I'm here at Liverpool, and I can lean any effing way I want'.h

;D That is so Partridge.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #422 on: June 23, 2017, 08:05:25 pm »
Mo Mo
Mo Mo Mo Mo
Mo Mo Mo Mo
Mo Mo
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #423 on: June 23, 2017, 08:15:23 pm »
Welcome to the club, Salah!

Single-handed lowered our average height by 2 inches.

From what I saw from YouTube, he seems to have the knack for being at the right place at the right time.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #424 on: June 23, 2017, 08:35:26 pm »
Saw his interview on SSN earlier. Seems like a lovely lad. Good fit for our squad.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #425 on: June 23, 2017, 08:45:44 pm »
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #426 on: June 23, 2017, 08:57:28 pm »
Welcome to the club, Salah!

Single-handed lowered our average height by 2 inches.

From what I saw from YouTube, he seems to have the knack for being at the right place at the right time.
I agree with your welcoming sentiments but YouTube is designed for key moments.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #427 on: June 23, 2017, 08:59:47 pm »
Bollocks. Who came up with 'All we need is Mane and Salah' song? It hasn't stopped going round in my head for hours.

I don't really want to fuck with anyone else's head but it's to the tune of Radio Ga Ga.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #429 on: June 23, 2017, 09:50:52 pm »
Mo, Mo, Mo!
Mo-ham-ed Salah!

Mo, Mo, Mo!
Mo-ham-ed Salah!

https://youtu.be/iKNogy26f7w?t=33s

or

Gimme goals, Mo Salah
Goals, Mo Salah
Gimme goals, Mo Salah
For Liv-er-pool
Gimme goals, Mo Salah
Goals, Mo Salah
Goals for Liv-er-pool

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #430 on: June 23, 2017, 10:01:52 pm »
To ''Row Row Row Your Boat''

Mo Mo Mo Salah
Has just signed for our team
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #431 on: June 23, 2017, 10:16:00 pm »
All we need is Mane and Salah
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #432 on: June 23, 2017, 10:22:27 pm »
Mo Mo Mo he's magic
You'll never catch him on the wing
Mo Mo Mo he's magic
With him we're gonna win everything

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #433 on: June 23, 2017, 11:22:23 pm »
Solid lean. There's a lot of elbow action there but it's clear he's been working on his technique and he's implemented it into near-perfection here. 9.5/10.

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #435 on: June 23, 2017, 11:52:32 pm »
Mo, Mo, Mo!
Mo-ham-ed Salah!

Mo, Mo, Mo!
Mo-ham-ed Salah!

https://youtu.be/iKNogy26f7w?t=33s

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Gimme goals, Mo Salah
Goals, Mo Salah
Gimme goals, Mo Salah
For Liv-er-pool
Gimme goals, Mo Salah
Goals, Mo Salah
Goals for Liv-er-pool

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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #436 on: June 24, 2017, 12:02:28 am »
There can only be one song -  for someone of my age group anyway.

Salah,
Salah,
Pride of our Allah.
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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #437 on: June 24, 2017, 12:37:08 am »
Bollocks. Who came up with 'All we need is Mane and Salah' song? It hasn't stopped going round in my head for hours.

I don't really want to fuck with anyone else's head but it's to the tune of Radio Ga Ga.

And Bobby Dazzler....

With Adam Lallana...


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Re: Liverpool FC complete signing of Mohamed Salah
« Reply #439 on: June 24, 2017, 01:02:39 am »
Mo Mo ... Mo Mo Mo Mo ... Mo Mo Mo Mo ... Mo Mo Mo Mo SALAH

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