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FiSh77 · « **Reply #17440 on:** October 6, 2018, 02:18:01 am »

Imagine starting the season as manager of Manchester United and getting sacked before Colin Wanker, what a time to be alive

Bet Colin's loving it as well, you'll not be able to shut the Griphook headed c*nt up "did I ever tell you about when we started the season without a win in 8 games and I still lasted longer than Mourinho? Come here and I'll tell you again"

Suareznumber7 · « **Reply #17441 on:** October 6, 2018, 02:24:36 am »

Guys.......this can’t be true. Someone tell me this isn’t true.

Bobinhood · « **Reply #17442 on:** October 6, 2018, 02:28:22 am »

Gimme back my man!

https://youtu.be/Hl_EEpRfrkk?t=84

I'll give you fish
I'll give you can-dee
I'll give you
everything in my hand
just give me back my man

Says it all really. Tear in the eye. I would . i would give them fish. they cant do this. Only saving grace is the manc kingpins are going to discover he was over performing and the next guy is gonna be so much worse it may explode.

He was right to not stand for self absorbed player power. klopp mercilessly cleaned house here on the same premise. When Jurgen got here Balotellis thugs were running Melwood ffs. His board should have backed him ha ha. HA haha .

FiSh77 · « **Reply #17443 on:** October 6, 2018, 02:34:13 am »

Quote from: Suareznumber7 on October 6, 2018, 02:24:36 am

Guys.......this can’t be true. Someone tell me this isn’t true.

mallin9 · « **Reply #17444 on:** October 6, 2018, 02:35:41 am »

Quote from: redalways on October 6, 2018, 12:43:09 am

Isnt Steve Bruce now available ?

Word is that he left Aston Villa by mutual consent so as to focus on his writing career.

He's got a jaguar you see

soxfan · « **Reply #17445 on:** October 6, 2018, 03:13:38 am »

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #17446 on:** October 6, 2018, 03:23:35 am »

Quote from: shelts on October 6, 2018, 01:45:17 am

I doubt the editor of the website is involved with the inner workings of the football club.

He's gone I think, it's unusual for them as they have waited in the past until top 4 has been mathematically impossible but the atmosphere appears to be so toxic, created largely by the manager himself that I don't think they have any choice.

If he remains there's a real chance things could get very bad for them, look where Chelsea were when he left, 16th? They are not out of the top four race yet, it'll be difficult but not impossible but I think they have, if it happens done the right thing.

Personally I'm gutted as I was enjoying the shit show! Who next Zidane? Who knows and frankly who cares!

Once. They’ve done it once.

Macphisto80 · « **Reply #17447 on:** October 6, 2018, 05:33:11 am »

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Macphisto80 on October 3, 2018, 12:08:18 AM
I'm thinking they are looking to sack Jose at any given opportunity, and then bring in a 'fan favorite' just to keep the fans content for a bit whilst they cobble together a plan to bring in someone else. Could be wrong, but the poor gullible, desperate fuckers would all fall for that.

Give it Carrick?

El Lobo · « **Reply #17448 on:** October 6, 2018, 07:15:30 am »

kloppismydad · « **Reply #17449 on:** October 6, 2018, 07:19:47 am »

I think Zidane is the only immediately available manager, unless they have tapped up Jardim who may be looking for a way out of under-performing Monaco. Doubt Poch will be interested right now, especially with a new stadium and having possibly the Madrid job open up in the summer. Conte would be an interesting choice but based on his last season at Chelsea, he is another manager capable of losing the dressing room similar to Mourinho.

Or could they give it to Carrick in the short-term, hope results come through, and then go for a manager in the summer? Incredibly risky but with a better payoff.

Interesting times ahead.

PaulF · « **Reply #17450 on:** October 6, 2018, 07:20:41 am »

I reckon this thread will be over before we get to page 450, it was fun for a bit, but even mocking then became predictably tedious.
Hopefully they are now in a spiral where the rebuilding task is so big, no manager is able to do it before getting sacked. Until middle table finished are the expected norm for them.... Hopefully it'll be another 20 years before they get a realistic title shot.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #17451 on:** October 6, 2018, 07:22:38 am »

Quote from: tonysleft on October 6, 2018, 12:42:04 am

I heard there was a secret chord, that David played and it pleased the Lord..

But you don’t really care for football do you?
Well it goes like this: you’re fourth then fifth, a minor fall and you end up SIXTH

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #17452 on:** October 6, 2018, 07:31:00 am »

Explains the 3 minute press conference yesterday. That's got to be him done now on the club footie stage surely. International football yes where we don't have to put up with his face on a regular basis thankfully. No one coming in is gonna stop the rot at that place anyway. It's a mess.

BlackandWhitePaul · « **Reply #17453 on:** October 6, 2018, 07:33:24 am »

A few years managing at this place and you could end up looking like this.

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/tv/john-mccririck-celebrity-big-brother-15240722

Mister Flip Flop · « **Reply #17454 on:** October 6, 2018, 07:37:39 am »

Ah no

Lawnmowerman · « **Reply #17455 on:** October 6, 2018, 07:38:26 am »

Quote from: CHOPPER on October 5, 2018, 10:22:09 pm

https://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/index.php?/forums/topic/109781-someones-having-a-real-laugh-shitcoat-to-utd/&page=188&tab=comments#comment-5196450

Scroll up/down to the video. I don't know how to do the cuty pastey thingy

That went pear shaped quickly! They were applauding each other after the 3-0 loss against Spurs

Nick110581 · « **Reply #17456 on:** October 6, 2018, 08:04:52 am »

How can Neville genuinely back him? He’s built this team.

Their football is shite. The squad is slight lopsided but should be playing better football.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #17457 on:** October 6, 2018, 08:08:22 am »

Quote from: Nick110581 on October 6, 2018, 08:04:52 am

How can Neville genuinely back him? He’s built this team.

Their football is shite. The squad is slight lopsided but should be playing better football.

Reduced to soundbites. It’s lovely to see.

This will help whip up the crowd against the board. Might even see a green and gold scarf or two.

Rush 82 · « **Reply #17458 on:** October 6, 2018, 08:08:44 am »

Noooooo it can't be true

Please tell me it's just a fever dream

lamonti · « **Reply #17459 on:** October 6, 2018, 08:25:27 am »

Quote from: Nick110581 on October 6, 2018, 08:04:52 am

How can Neville genuinely back him? He’s built this team.

Their football is shite. The squad is slight lopsided but should be playing better football.

Neville is anti-sacking coaches, and he's right. United's players should have a good long look at themselves in the mirror, then continue to roll out this tepid piss while getting paid an absolute fucking fortune.

robertobaggio37 · « **Reply #17460 on:** October 6, 2018, 08:38:29 am »

It's coming to an end isn't it. Such a shame, was truly hoping for a full season of this mess.

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #17461 on:** October 6, 2018, 08:43:48 am »

The tepid piss emanates from their overly cautious coach, with no compunction to attack, who has stifled the life out of his players, some of whom he fucking bought. United are in freefall, have been since Ferguson left and the parachute is refusing to open.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #17462 on:** October 6, 2018, 08:45:13 am »

Quote from: vivabobbygraham on October 6, 2018, 08:43:48 am

The tepid piss emanates from their overly cautious coach, with no compunction to attack, who has stifled the life out of his players, some of whom he fucking bought. United are in freefall, have been since Ferguson left and the parachute is refusing to open.

You say it like its a bad thing.

CHOPPER · « **Reply #17463 on:** October 6, 2018, 08:47:43 am »

Not long left yet, maybe we should enjoy some of the nicer points points of the thread.........

only6times · « **Reply #17464 on:** October 6, 2018, 08:48:00 am »

Jose Mourinho. Stopping Man United winning league totles for over 15 years.

vivabobbygraham · « **Reply #17465 on:** October 6, 2018, 08:54:17 am »

Quote from: CHOPPER on October 6, 2018, 08:45:13 am

You say it like its a bad thing.

It was supposed to be 'managed decline'. He went full wrecking ball the crazy fucker. Just wait till we get him back the Sandon

robgomm · « **Reply #17466 on:** October 6, 2018, 08:54:29 am »

Just give the job to ~~Ryan Giggs~~ Michael Carrick

CHOPPER · « **Reply #17467 on:** October 6, 2018, 08:57:52 am »

Tragic times, tragic times man united
Tragic times, tragic times they play
Tragic times, tragic times man united
Playing football the Mourinho way

Hazell · « **Reply #17468 on:** October 6, 2018, 08:59:58 am »

Quote from: Mister men on October 6, 2018, 07:37:39 am

Ah no

I know, it's inconceivable that Man Utd are preparing to sack a manager that has won the Europa League and FA Cup and finished second last season, the former of which their fans were boasting about about a few years after saying the competition's beneath them. Their fans should fly a banner over Old Trafford today in opposition to this awful news.

stevo7 · « **Reply #17469 on:** October 6, 2018, 09:04:04 am »

Quote from: robgomm on October 6, 2018, 08:54:29 am

Just give the job to ~~Ryan Giggs~~ Michael Carrick

Give it to Pogba - Player/Manager - mind you he'll probably fall out with himself.

dylman · « **Reply #17470 on:** October 6, 2018, 09:05:31 am »

Quote from: BIG DICK NICK on October 6, 2018, 07:22:38 am

But you don’t really care for football do you?
Well it goes like this: you’re fourth then fifth, a minor fall and you end up SIXTH

Bravo, sir.

Nick110581 · « **Reply #17471 on:** October 6, 2018, 09:09:48 am »

Quote from: lamonti on October 6, 2018, 08:25:27 am

Neville is anti-sacking coaches, and he's right. United's players should have a good long look at themselves in the mirror, then continue to roll out this tepid piss while getting paid an absolute fucking fortune.

But Neville is talking his usual shite.

They are terrible but another Manager would have them higher up the league.

He refuses to coach players and has no long term plan.