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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17480 on: October 6, 2018, 09:56:02 am »
Initially concerned about the reports of him getting sacked, but if they did, who are they meant to get as a replacement?

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17481 on: October 6, 2018, 09:59:26 am »
Initially concerned about the reports of him getting sacked, but if they did, who are they meant to get as a replacement?

Put it this way. The stars have aligned for a former captain turn d manager who’s recently become available. Coincidence?

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17482 on: October 6, 2018, 10:03:22 am »
Put it this way. The stars have aligned for a former captain turn d manager who’s recently become available. Coincidence?

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If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17483 on: October 6, 2018, 10:06:10 am »
Should he stay or should he go now?
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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17484 on: October 6, 2018, 10:19:05 am »
Should he stay or should he go now?
If he stays there will be trouble.
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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17485 on: October 6, 2018, 10:22:50 am »
Should he stay or should he go now?

If he stays there will be trouble.

If he stays it will be double! ;)
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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17486 on: October 6, 2018, 10:30:37 am »
If he stays it will be double! ;)
Well I hope he stays then  :D
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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17487 on: October 6, 2018, 10:32:50 am »
Well I hope he stays then  :D

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17488 on: October 6, 2018, 10:36:20 am »
I wonder if the pre-game journo will say "So. José - this report regarding you getting a size 12 up your hoop? Is it true?"
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« Reply #17489 on: October 6, 2018, 10:37:50 am »
there is only one man for the job  :wave


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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17490 on: October 6, 2018, 10:53:26 am »
They are only 5 pts off top four and so long as the worst they do in Europe is drop into the Europa, then he will get the season.
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« Reply #17491 on: October 6, 2018, 10:55:00 am »
He's got the backing of the board! Gone by Christmas.

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17492 on: October 6, 2018, 10:55:24 am »
This was posted not even an hour ago on their site. Would they put it up if word is that he's a goner? If so then what a shitshow they've become

https://www.manutd.com/en/news/detail/jose-mourinho-says-manchester-united-will-get-better
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I mean, they could hardly get worse...
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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17493 on: October 6, 2018, 11:05:42 am »
What a shambles they are.

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« Reply #17494 on: October 6, 2018, 11:08:03 am »
They are only 5 pts off top four and so long as the worst they do in Europe is drop into the Europa, then he will get the season.

Yeah, it's possible they'll get rid of him earlier but I think they're so poorly run that they'll keep him around.

If they do get rid of him sooner, I wonder if they'll go for one of the British managers that have managed half the league? ;D

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17495 on: October 6, 2018, 11:14:52 am »
We're a full blown circus at the moment. We just need Fellani to dye his hair like a rainbow and we're done.



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Come on Chops, it’s got to be better than his “stray Alsatian’s arse” dye job he has at the moment
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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17496 on: October 6, 2018, 11:18:56 am »
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17497 on: October 6, 2018, 11:20:14 am »
Jamie Carrigher really struggling to keep a straight face there :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awUYkgfEe4U

Poor Gary was starting to tear up there.

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« Reply #17498 on: October 6, 2018, 11:31:17 am »
Reports he’s staying now.

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17499 on: October 6, 2018, 11:42:25 am »
He's staying everyone!!!!

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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17500 on: October 6, 2018, 11:43:23 am »
Reports he’s staying now.

This is a car crash.


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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17501 on: October 6, 2018, 11:49:10 am »
                 ITS NOT HAPPENING

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« Reply #17502 on: October 6, 2018, 11:50:14 am »
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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17503 on: October 6, 2018, 11:50:54 am »
Come on Chops, it’s got to be better than his “stray Alsatian’s arse” dye job he has at the moment

I bet he's trembling like one having a shit tho ;D
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« Reply #17504 on: October 6, 2018, 11:52:15 am »

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« Reply #17505 on: October 6, 2018, 11:52:54 am »
;D
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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17506 on: October 6, 2018, 11:53:56 am »
Lets keep our powder dry Bobby. ;)

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« Reply #17507 on: October 6, 2018, 11:56:38 am »
The only one I could find with a circus theme. Should have just said roll up roll up



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« Reply #17508 on: October 6, 2018, 12:00:41 pm »
It will be a real shame if United turn plastic and sack another manager, whatever happened to being  “United” , sticking by their man through thick and then, they have a chance to remind us what a special club they are, and give mourinho a 10 year contract. It’ll restore my shaken faith in football.

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« Reply #17509 on: October 6, 2018, 12:06:24 pm »
Some fella on Footy Focus saying, man united will not be sacking him this weekend.


So see y'all next weekend then.
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Re: Feli8x the tw@t... Sponsored by Dusty Bin. Special Once Thread.
« Reply #17510 on: October 6, 2018, 12:09:03 pm »
I think he'll be gone by Monday myself, would seem a good time to do it with the international break.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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« Reply #17511 on: October 6, 2018, 12:09:05 pm »
Some fella on Footy Focus saying, man united will not be sacking him this weekend.


So see y'all next weekend then.
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« Reply #17512 on: October 6, 2018, 12:12:08 pm »
But you don’t really care for football do you?
Well it goes like this: you’re fourth then fifth, a minor fall and you end up SIXTH
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« Reply #17513 on: October 6, 2018, 12:16:29 pm »
;D underappreciated

Someone would want to tell Neville we sacked Busby, and ask him about his Salford sacking their manager who got them back to back promotions for a shiny new toy. Sick of this sacred club shite about any club, most of all United.
didnt he sack those two at Salford because they couldn’t afford them?

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« Reply #17514 on: October 6, 2018, 12:17:35 pm »
The journo who broke the story is sticking his neck out and stands by his "source." There are better ways how to ruin your career lol.
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« Reply #17515 on: October 6, 2018, 12:17:38 pm »
Merson getting a bit animated, trying to string a sentence together.

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« Reply #17516 on: October 6, 2018, 12:20:30 pm »
Merson getting a bit animated, trying to string a sentence together.

nothing new there then

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« Reply #17517 on: October 6, 2018, 12:20:43 pm »
The journo who broke the story is sticking his neck out and stands by his "source." There are better ways how to ruin your career lol.

Wouldn't surprise me if the original story is true, but United then backtracked after criticism, either way he's gone :'( & United are a circus. ;D
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« Reply #17518 on: October 6, 2018, 12:21:35 pm »
;D underappreciated

Someone would want to tell Neville we sacked Busby, and ask him about his Salford sacking their manager who got them back to back promotions for a shiny new toy. Sick of this sacred club shite about any club, most of all United.

Why does the rat faced fecker of yours go on about you sacking Moyes as if that was the wrong thing to do ? He was never good enough to begin with, and he was appalling that year, if anything he should have been sacked earlier that season

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« Reply #17519 on: October 6, 2018, 12:22:48 pm »
Wouldn't surprise me if the original story is true, but United then backtracked after criticism, either way he's gone :'( & United are a circus. ;D

Yeah I think that's the case as well.
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