Author Topic: Pre-Match: Liverpool v Middlesbrough | Sunday 21st May, 2017 | KO 15:00 (BST)  (Read 60624 times)

Offline Red_Irishman

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 10,449
  • "Absolutely Bobbins"
Please just win Lads! Any win at all.

COME ON FFS!!!
“If Everton were playing down the bottom of my garden, I'd draw the curtains.” - Bill Shankly 1913 - 1981

Offline Djozer

  • Ujpest
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,556
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Nice team. Now let's have a nice win.

Offline Mighty_Red

  • Rojo Poderoso!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,020
  • All hail the King...
    • Join the fight - SOS
Goin all out for this one, with only Origi on the bench to change things. Hopefully we have more than enough quality on the pitch to get this done, and get this done early.

What we do need is composure to take the chances that eventually come our way and of course stay alert at the back to make sure we don't do anything silly.

COMON U REDMEN!!!
Some clubs were always destined for greatness...

Offline D0GFACE

  • "..... there'snoplacelikehome ..... there'snoplacelikehome ....."
  • Kopite
  • *****
  • Posts: 527
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Walk in,  fuck shit up and get out! We got this!  \o/
"My idea was to build Liverpool into a bastion of invincibility. Napoleon had that idea. He wanted to conquer the bloody world. I wanted Liverpool to be untouchable. My idea was to build Liverpool up and up until eventually everyone would have to submit and give in."

Offline Samie

  • The next Pharaoh of Egypt. The Ev of drafting! Rumoured to be the 7th, we may need that old magic back! The Timekeeper, ask him what time the action starts.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 67,967
Walk in,  fuck shit up and get out! We got this!  \o/

I like the cut of your jib mate.

Offline Mozology

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,133
  • FSG, spend some fucking money, miserable bastards
CSKA 4-0, less than 15 minutes to go in that match.

Being a seeded team would be huge.

Makes me even more nervous about today's game.

Offline StrawberryFieldsForever

  • Main Stander
  • ***
  • Posts: 153
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Klopp's pre-match interview with NBCSN was AMAZING. Basically saying that the team will try to play football and hopefully the fans and the team together could scream "Yessss f*beep* yesssss" at the end. ;D
;D love him

Offline kennedy81

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 24,328
Right, off to the pub. Up the Reds.

Offline tommy LFC

  • Despite his sophistication, intelligence, wit, charm and extraordinary good looks, nobody wanted to give him one...
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 11,582
  • VAR is shite.
Walk in,  fuck shit up and get out! We got this!  \o/

How can we have this if we fuck shit up? What does that even mean?
Let us never forget Rafael Benitez and what he did for us. A fighter full of guts and passion. A gentleman full of class and dignity. A football manager full of intelligence and pure genius. A Legend.
Adios Rafa, buena suerte.

Some people say I'm a dreamer...

Offline Mercer

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 4,465
Yes. What DOGFACE said.

Offline Samie

  • The next Pharaoh of Egypt. The Ev of drafting! Rumoured to be the 7th, we may need that old magic back! The Timekeeper, ask him what time the action starts.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 67,967
How can we have this if we fuck shit up? What does that even mean?

Shit in this context is substitute for Boro.  ;D

Offline StrawberryFieldsForever

  • Main Stander
  • ***
  • Posts: 153
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Jesus, how is there still half an hour to go?

Offline tommy LFC

  • Despite his sophistication, intelligence, wit, charm and extraordinary good looks, nobody wanted to give him one...
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 11,582
  • VAR is shite.
Shit in this context is substitute for Boro.  ;D

Whatever happened to "come on boys!!"?

I shouldn't feel this old at 27  :-X
Let us never forget Rafael Benitez and what he did for us. A fighter full of guts and passion. A gentleman full of class and dignity. A football manager full of intelligence and pure genius. A Legend.
Adios Rafa, buena suerte.

Some people say I'm a dreamer...

Offline the_red_pill

  • Hasn't got a fucking clue when the Reds are playing next.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 20,760
  • Frankly my dear...
This is the optimal lineup, we just have to win this.
COYMR!!!!!
Please...

I know we need a united front and we're all jacked up, but that's going too far.
"Some listen to understand. Others listen to respond."
"A fool does not delight in understanding, but only in revealing his own mind."
In such a sumptuous festival of shite, I wouldn't be so quick to pick a winner..

But he'd make the shortlist

Offline Snoopy29

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,618
Let's do this!!
“I want to build a team that's invincible, so that they have to send a team from bloody Mars to beat us!” “For a player to be good enough to play for Liverpool, he must be prepared to run through a brick wall for me then come out fighting on the other side."

(Bill Shankly)

Offline Lycan

  • Loves egg. Quite partial to a nipple too. Once came into contact with Jeremy Beadle and his tiny right hand. I used to be a Werewolf, but I'm alright noooooooooowww!!!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 9,428
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
The team will try and play football?
Brave move that.

Certainly a bold strategy. Let's hope it pays off.
“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind, never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

Offline Jetmir M.

  • Kopite
  • *****
  • Posts: 878
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Let's fucking do this. 5-0 today.

Offline SamAteTheRedAcid

  • Currently facing issues around potty training. All help appreciated.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 22,212
Pah you bedwetters.. I post this as a I go for my third shit in the last hour.

I hope it's in the bog not the bed mate ;D
get thee to the library before the c*nts close it down

we are a bunch of twats commenting on a website.

Offline StrawberryFieldsForever

  • Main Stander
  • ***
  • Posts: 153
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Please...

I know we need a united front and we're all jacked up, but that's going too far.
:lmao :lmao

Offline thekitkatshuffler

  • Dreams of John Barrowman's lips, bearded ladies and the origins of mirth. Which he thinks is an abbreviation of "Middle Earth".
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 11,001
  • YNWA
Without wanting to look too far ahead; CSKA Moscow have won today, so if we finish 4th then we'll be seeded for the qualifiers.
David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
Aquilani is better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Messi and Beckenbauer put together.

Offline surfer. Fuck you generator.

  • surgood. As good as Suarez but CBA to play for us. Takes it on the chin and never holds a pointless grudge for several months.
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 14,226
Play to our level it's there, but if football was that simple it wouldn't be so beautiful.

Worked a year for this shot, take it home redmen.

Online jillcwhomever

  • Finding Brian hard to swallow. Definitely not Paula Nancy MIllstone Jennings of 37 Wasp Villas, Greenbridge, Essex, GB10 1LL. Or maybe. Who knows.....Finds it hard to choose between Jürgen's wurst and Fat Sam's sausage.
  • Lead Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 78,526
  • "I'm surprised they didn't charge me rent"
Klopp's pre-match interview with NBCSN was AMAZING. Basically saying that the team will try to play football and hopefully the fans and the team together could scream "Yessss f*beep* yesssss" at the end. ;D

I want to see that interview.  ;D
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

Offline abs-ibs

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,446
Who's the ref today? Not that it should make too much difference if we play as well as we can but it can be better if we have a decent ref.

Offline nutmeg94

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,687
WIN LADS

Offline lgvkarlos

  • Finnished with his shit punnery now.....
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,404
With Gestede playing I'm going to be very nervous with their first corner.
Needs to start, getting very nervous.
Good luck reds and let's  hope for an easy afternoon.

Offline rafathegaffa83

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 42,508
  • Dutch Class
Who's the ref today? Not that it should make too much difference if we play as well as we can but it can be better if we have a decent ref.

Martin Atkinson

Offline ScouserAtHeart

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 12,559
  • Pissing Manc "fans" off since 1999.
Prediction: 0-0
"Jürgen Klopp is bringing Liverpool's 'fuck you' back. And I can't wait."

Offline chromed

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,264
  • Justice for the 97
Lallana to score in the first 5 minutes and the reds to run away with it and finish 7-0.

We'll be over the hill and out of sight by half time lads.

Come on reds.
YNWA - JFT97

Offline Jamesy

  • Anny Roader
  • ****
  • Posts: 350
  • Auld Arse
COME ON REDMEN, GET THE JOB DONE AND LETS TWAT THESE TWATS!!!
I've got your name written here in a rose tattoo.

Offline 10 years on

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 3,222
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
They'll hardly sit back will they?

Online Wabaloolah

  • Rocks to the East, Rocks to the West. Definitely Unscotch.
  • Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 25,157
  • Allez Allez Allez
    • My Twitter Account
Come on reds couple of early goals please!

Loved the Klopp interview
However if something serious happens to them I will eat my own cock.


If anyone is going to put a few fingers deep into my arse it's going to be me.

Online TepidT2O

  • Deffo NOT 9"! MUFC bedwetter. Grass. Folically-challenged, God-piece-wearing, monkey-rubber. Jizz aroma expert. Operating at the lower end of the distribution curve...has the hots for Alan. Bastard. Fearless in transfer windows with lack of convicti
  • Lead Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 95,133
  • Dejan Lovren fan club member #1
Oh my.. that kit looks beautiful.
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
“Generosity always pays off. Generosity in your effort, in your work, in your kindness, in the way you look after people and take care of people. In the long run, if you are generous with a heart, and with humanity, it always pays off.”
W

Offline vblfc

  • "Verily, behold! Liverpool Football Club!"
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 1,749
  • Let your soul and spirit fly Into the mystic
looks like new kit?

Offline chromed

  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,264
  • Justice for the 97
The training gear is gorgeous!
YNWA - JFT97

Online jillcwhomever

  • Finding Brian hard to swallow. Definitely not Paula Nancy MIllstone Jennings of 37 Wasp Villas, Greenbridge, Essex, GB10 1LL. Or maybe. Who knows.....Finds it hard to choose between Jürgen's wurst and Fat Sam's sausage.
  • Lead Matchday Commentator
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 78,526
  • "I'm surprised they didn't charge me rent"
Oh my.. that kit looks beautiful.

The kit is awesome it has to be said.
"He's trying to get right away from football. I believe he went to Everton"

Offline StrawberryFieldsForever

  • Main Stander
  • ***
  • Posts: 153
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Come on reds couple of early goals please!

Loved the Klopp interview
Any links?

Offline BER

  • Goat fondler.
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 6,340
  • FLOSS IS BOSS!!




Uncomfortable 3-0 please.

Online Motty

  • 'Arry's Tax Lawyer. T'riffic. Hush, hush, eye to eye. When will he, will he be famous? I can't answer that!
  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 25,317
Going to be goals today and most of them for us, to not beat these would be criminal.

Offline MULLENEDWINE

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 2,548
  • We all Live in a Red and White Kop
Klopp in the pre match interview haha

God damn I wish I could be there today.

C'mon you beautiful bastards, let's smash these shitters!!!

F*BEEP* YEAHHHH!!!!!!!

Offline sms1986

  • RAWK Supporter
  • Legacy Fan
  • ******
  • Posts: 24,644
looks like new kit?

it is, we wear the new kit for the next season in the last home game.