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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1361 on: September 1, 2020, 11:57:47 am »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1364 on: September 1, 2020, 12:10:13 pm »
I love the heat map vs Bayern...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1365 on: September 1, 2020, 12:22:49 pm »
I love the heat map vs Bayern...

Best joke in this one

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1366 on: September 1, 2020, 12:38:37 pm »
The heat map is brilliant, also the Schneiderlin slides panel.

"Chop, chop, you aren't playing against Bayern now" ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1367 on: September 1, 2020, 01:49:33 pm »
I love the heat map vs Bayern...
So subtle yet so brilliant.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1368 on: September 1, 2020, 02:36:59 pm »
I love the heat map vs Bayern...

Haha I had missed that the first time :D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1369 on: September 1, 2020, 03:00:54 pm »
Vanderlay Industries as the sponsor...
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1370 on: September 1, 2020, 03:08:30 pm »
And the heat map is part of the Penske file.

The first panel, Serenity Nou.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1371 on: September 1, 2020, 03:20:14 pm »
But Kevin doesn't want to wear a puffy shirt!
What does it say on the sleeve? "Never Tire"? Reference?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1372 on: September 1, 2020, 03:34:33 pm »
What does it say on the sleeve? "Never Tire"? Reference?
Nexen Tires, their sleeve sponsor.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1373 on: September 1, 2020, 03:37:11 pm »
Nexen Tires, their sleeve sponsor.
ah cheers - Nexen - Never - KDB - got it. Very clever ;)

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1374 on: September 1, 2020, 07:55:05 pm »
And the heat map is part of the Penske file.

Missed that. Exquisite detail.  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1376 on: September 8, 2020, 12:01:04 pm »
https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2020/sep/08/david-squires-on-things-to-look-forward-to-2020-21-premier-league-season
Excellent  ;D But my gosh, even by Squires' standards that was meta.

Some of the references are so random, I laughed out loud in a perplexed way about 'Stronger Ings.'
« Last Edit: September 8, 2020, 12:02:52 pm by Drinks Sangria »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1377 on: September 8, 2020, 12:21:57 pm »
The Rashford, Traore, Arteta, Roy of the Rovers and Salvador Mundi panels are great


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1379 on: September 8, 2020, 12:32:59 pm »
The Southampton shirt with 'Draper Tools' stuck on the front with sellotape is a nice touch on their sponsor troubles.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1380 on: September 8, 2020, 12:37:50 pm »
The video wall panel. FFS.  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1381 on: September 8, 2020, 01:40:40 pm »
You can tell when he’s on a roll and so many gems in this week’s strip. Only disappointment is the lack of a Greek Maguire reference.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1382 on: September 8, 2020, 02:30:40 pm »
"SOMETHING ABOUT WEST BROM!" :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1383 on: September 8, 2020, 02:42:17 pm »
"SOMETHING ABOUT WEST BROM!" :lmao
I heartily endorse the boiler mascot appearing in any and all Squires' comics.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1384 on: September 8, 2020, 02:55:57 pm »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1385 on: September 8, 2020, 03:04:30 pm »
The video wall panel. FFS.  ;D
*looks again*...............

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1386 on: September 8, 2020, 06:53:01 pm »
The video wall panel. FFS.  ;D

Is that a tiny fellaini?

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« Reply #1387 on: September 8, 2020, 07:04:45 pm »
Is that a tiny fellaini?
:lmao either way it's a dick.....

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1388 on: September 8, 2020, 08:40:34 pm »
"its up his Cazoo" on the hoardings on the Grealish panel  :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1389 on: September 9, 2020, 10:05:42 am »
So many good panels this week.  Newcastle with the Sports Direct mug, Roy of the Rovers, the Lampard joke followed by serious point.  I could go on.

I do laugh out loud every time I see Lego head Arteta  ;D ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1390 on: September 9, 2020, 12:32:04 pm »
So many good panels this week.  Newcastle with the Sports Direct mug, Roy of the Rovers, the Lampard joke followed by serious point.  I could go on.

I do laugh out loud every time I see Lego head Arteta  ;D ;D

hahah what's the origin of the Arteta as Legoman joke?  That shit got me too and I definitely don't even get it
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1391 on: September 9, 2020, 03:42:05 pm »
hahah what's the origin of the Arteta as Legoman joke?  That shit got me too and I definitely don't even get it

He has hair like a Lego figure
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1392 on: September 9, 2020, 04:39:32 pm »
He has hair like a Lego figure

And generally just a certain featurelessness overall...!

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1393 on: September 9, 2020, 04:47:15 pm »
I got the abramovich art collection gag but what's the Snapchat thing?

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« Reply #1394 on: September 9, 2020, 06:03:54 pm »
I got the abramovich art collection gag but what's the Snapchat thing?

Cheers for the Lego explainers, and the Snapchat thing references how Foden and Greenwood's tryst got blown up
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1397 on: September 15, 2020, 11:07:23 am »
Just spotted the can of cider Richarlison has nabbed from Jose's hand ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1398 on: September 15, 2020, 11:26:48 am »
Vampire robot uprising cameo......

Oh my days, he packs so much funny stuff into this one, it's hard to find them all!!!!!!! :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1399 on: September 15, 2020, 11:54:21 am »
Bielsa's top knot graphic PowerPoint slide...and Mourinho BBQ'ing Spurs fans' hopes and dreams  ;D
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