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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1200 on: May 12, 2020, 04:27:27 pm »
My fav story on Escape to Victory was that Stallone (the goalie) wanted to go up the other end and score the winner but Pele wasn't having it.   So they agreed to decide it via a penalty shoot out.  10 pens by Pele and if Stallone saved 1, they did it his way.

Wasn't Stallone's best days either as one of Kevin Beattie's favourite stories was the day he beat Stallone in an arm wrestle. 

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1204 on: May 19, 2020, 01:57:37 pm »
The Dortmund logo made me laugh out loud.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1205 on: May 19, 2020, 02:06:42 pm »
The mascot :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1206 on: May 19, 2020, 03:58:42 pm »
That is brilliant! The toothpaste banner is inspired. ;D
That was my favourite part as well. Made me laugh out loud  ;D ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1207 on: May 19, 2020, 04:06:44 pm »
Angela Merkel and Robert Lewandowski and his dancing  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1208 on: May 19, 2020, 05:15:42 pm »
The Dortmund logo made me laugh out loud.
Me too!!! And the Haaland temperature scan and the Terminator-esque panel from his POV. Squires continues to push the boundaries and also test the structural integrity of my sides :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1209 on: May 20, 2020, 12:22:03 pm »
The Schumacher, robot Owl and references to The Thing are great

The owl is Bubo from Clash of the Titans (1981)

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1210 on: May 20, 2020, 12:26:27 pm »
The owl is Bubo from Clash of the Titans (1981)



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Wasn't sure if it was from there or Blade Runner

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1211 on: May 20, 2020, 12:43:12 pm »
Me too!!! And the Haaland temperature scan and the Terminator-esque panel from his POV. Squires continues to push the boundaries and also test the structural integrity of my sides :lmao

The sponsorship logos behind Haalandf are for Skynet and Cyberdine Systems.

Love the plague doctor:
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1212 on: May 20, 2020, 12:50:46 pm »
Love the plague doctor:

I once found myself in a shop in Paris selling that kind of gear and nothing else - plague masks, clothes for peasants, smurf bonnets, that sort of thing.  I didn’t feel the need to buy anything at the time, but how was I to know?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1213 on: May 20, 2020, 01:11:08 pm »
Wasn't sure if it was from there or Blade Runner
Behave, the BR one is real - Rachel was wrong ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1216 on: May 26, 2020, 01:49:37 pm »
Haha loving the squinting at bluebells dig in the last frame - plus the flashback humour re Capello and the signage in Swindon! Great stuff :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1217 on: May 28, 2020, 10:52:58 am »
He's on fire  ;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1218 on: May 28, 2020, 03:25:18 pm »
https://twitter.com/philmcnulty/status/1266011231439241218?s=21

There goes one of his best long running gags :(
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1219 on: May 28, 2020, 04:10:34 pm »
https://twitter.com/philmcnulty/status/1266011231439241218?s=21

There goes one of his best long running gags :(

Absolutely gutted. Hope Squires wheels him out now and again. The Xhaka/Where's Mesut panel with an angry Sir Chips is his masterpiece
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1220 on: May 29, 2020, 03:27:20 pm »
Goodbye Mr Chips.
If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1223 on: June 9, 2020, 12:09:34 pm »
Ha, that is very good!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1224 on: June 9, 2020, 12:18:37 pm »
:lmao :lmao Everything about that third panel is something else

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1225 on: June 9, 2020, 12:27:34 pm »
:lmao :lmao Everything about that third panel is something else

The pepper on the sleeve is amazing! ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1227 on: June 16, 2020, 01:09:42 pm »
The hodge with Nooky bear on his duvet
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1228 on: June 16, 2020, 01:20:17 pm »
That last panel :lmao

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1229 on: June 16, 2020, 03:28:12 pm »

Simply brilliant :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1230 on: June 16, 2020, 03:45:21 pm »
the alive and kicking one hahahaa

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1231 on: June 16, 2020, 05:01:56 pm »
My problem with it is I've now got Simple Minds stuck in my head



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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1233 on: June 23, 2020, 12:53:25 pm »
Superb conclusion.

And I almost died laughing at the "gammon might fly oh for fu..." comment :lmao

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« Reply #1234 on: June 23, 2020, 12:57:17 pm »
The piss-take of the City banner is amazing! ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1235 on: June 23, 2020, 12:59:38 pm »
Superb conclusion.

And I almost died laughing at the "gammon might fly oh for fu..." comment :lmao

That is hilarious. :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1236 on: June 23, 2020, 01:12:15 pm »
One of his more focussed efforts.
The City Banner Pisstake is a classic
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1237 on: June 23, 2020, 01:20:05 pm »
One of his more focussed efforts.
The City Banner Pisstake is a classic
You weren't kidding. :lmao :wellin
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1238 on: June 23, 2020, 01:22:24 pm »
Lego Arteta :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #1239 on: June 23, 2020, 06:12:40 pm »
The piss-take of the City banner is amazing! ;D

Brilliant :D

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