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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7440 on: August 22, 2021, 09:12:29 am »
The edited highlights for our game was awful.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7441 on: August 22, 2021, 09:36:40 am »
Needs putting out of its misery like an old goat in the back field.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7442 on: August 22, 2021, 10:00:54 am »
I honestly don't understand why any Liverpool fan would watch MOTD?

They have been massively shite since that Manc twat took over the show.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7443 on: August 22, 2021, 10:06:30 am »
I honestly don't understand why any Liverpool fan would watch MOTD?

They have been massively shite since that Manc twat took over the show.

Watched it for the first time in months. It was awful. Anti Klopp and racist bias aside (Salah, Mane), MotD just isn't a very good show anymore. Serves no purpose. If you only want to see highlights, go to YouTube. If you want to listen to learned analysis, go anywhere else.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7444 on: August 22, 2021, 10:47:36 am »
Watched it for the first time in months. It was awful. Anti Klopp and racist bias aside (Salah, Mane), MotD just isn't a very good show anymore. Serves no purpose. If you only want to see highlights, go to YouTube. If you want to listen to learned analysis, go anywhere else.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7445 on: August 22, 2021, 10:50:16 am »
I honestly don't understand why any Liverpool fan would watch MOTD?

They have been massively shite since that Manc twat took over the show.
I don't watch it, or any football on BBC or Sly, as I've said before, two lads providing commentary in Arabic on a Qarati stream makes as much sense to me as the likes Jenas.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7446 on: August 22, 2021, 10:57:03 am »
I just record it then watch the footy and fast forward through the shite talk.  Didn't hear a word of it.  You know Jenas is talking shite 'cause you can see his lips moving.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7447 on: August 22, 2021, 11:06:05 am »
This program is an embarrassment these days. Bottom of the barrel punditry and analysis

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7448 on: August 22, 2021, 11:24:07 am »
I just record it then watch the footy and fast forward through the shite talk.  Didn't hear a word of it.  You know Jenas is talking shite 'cause you can see his lips moving.

Exactly what I do.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7449 on: August 22, 2021, 11:45:20 am »
Normal editing of our game again:

Include every single occasion ball is near Liverpool penalty area, even when the move is miles offside.
Edit out half of Liverpool's shots on goal, and most of the shots off target.

If you only watched our MotD highlights, you must think we're the luckiest team in the world. The number of times, in the stats at the end, we've had like 3 to 4 times the possession and chances, and they've shown more of both for the opposition.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7450 on: August 22, 2021, 11:49:50 am »
And what a snide snake Lineker has turned into btw..with his little snarky quips and quick glances at the camera or the goons on the couch....can't fuckin stand the whole chummy and entitled boys club atmosphere of the show when he's the host...the BBC should save themselves his eye-watering salary, let the crisp eating cnut defect permanently to BT and give the main presenter role to Gaby...she can actually make the show watchable when she's hosting..consummate pro and keeps the little schoolboy turd pundits in line...
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7451 on: August 22, 2021, 11:54:09 am »
Wouldn’t you agree, Tarkowski and Mee, got a groovy kind of love?

Tricky, talented players will always be targeted by thuggish defenders. These instructions come directly from their prehistoric English managers. Look at the treatment Phil got before his move to Barca. It might horrify us armchair fans, but it's just another day for Cou and Mee and Allardyce.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7452 on: August 22, 2021, 12:04:22 pm »
They try to show the highlights of all the games - and it doesn't work; gives you no idea of the true balance of the game. As said earlier, you'd have thought Burnley were a bit unlucky - they weren't.
It won't and can't happen, but they should only show highlights of 2 games, and the goals in the rest of the games. But imagine how unpopular that would be.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7453 on: August 22, 2021, 12:09:42 pm »
They could just show more of the highlights and fuck off linekar, jenas and murphy

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7454 on: August 22, 2021, 12:20:02 pm »
They could just show more of the highlights and fuck off linekar, jenas and murphy
Got to pay for the talent mate. Who would watch the show without them?

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7455 on: August 22, 2021, 12:26:34 pm »
No idea why anyone even bothers with this unadulterated shite. It’s the viewing equivalent of self-harm.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7456 on: August 22, 2021, 12:32:11 pm »
Wilson, like Barnes, just seems to run into people and get away with it all the time.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7457 on: August 22, 2021, 12:34:04 pm »
Wilson, like Barnes, just seems to run into people and get away with it all the time.
Good old fashioned English centre forwards aren't they?, if Johnny Foreigner doesn't like it then they can fuck off back to their own countries.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7458 on: August 22, 2021, 12:44:24 pm »
Tricky, talented players will always be targeted by thuggish defenders. These instructions come directly from their prehistoric English managers. Look at the treatment Phil got before his move to Barca. It might horrify us armchair fans, but it's just another day for Cou and Mee and Allardyce.

I read this all the way to the end, just to see where it was going… good grief!  ;D

I’d say pick up your coat on the way out but it’s warm weather so no jacket required.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7459 on: August 22, 2021, 01:29:38 pm »
I read this all the way to the end, just to see where it was going… good grief!  ;D

I’d say pick up your coat on the way out but it’s warm weather so no jacket required.

yeah, I was sort of pissing myself off while formulating it to be fair  :D

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7460 on: August 22, 2021, 01:30:57 pm »
I spent a good half hour trawling the internet for footballers called Ewan.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7461 on: August 22, 2021, 01:31:19 pm »
They could just show more of the highlights and fuck off linekar, jenas and murphy

Was how it was done back in the day.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7462 on: August 22, 2021, 01:37:18 pm »
They could just show more of the highlights and fuck off linekar, jenas and murphy

I think they have time limits on the highlights they show. And I know highlights can watched elsewhere but I'd want the BBC to keep them.

Agree about fucking off presenters and so called pundits though, they add absolutely nothing.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7463 on: August 22, 2021, 03:01:26 pm »
They didn't see any evidence of wrestling and ridiculed Klopp for it after watching the full game.


Dickheads must have missed this then


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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7464 on: August 22, 2021, 03:02:54 pm »
They didn't see any evidence of wrestling and ridiculed Klopp for it after watching the full game.


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I am still stunned he got no booking for that.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7465 on: August 22, 2021, 03:03:21 pm »
Didn't even give away a free kick Jill

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7466 on: August 22, 2021, 03:04:12 pm »
Didn't even give away a free kick Jill

Yet a United player only has to fall over against Soton and a free kick is given.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7467 on: August 22, 2021, 03:13:25 pm »
I read this all the way to the end, just to see where it was going… good grief!  ;D

I’d say pick up your coat on the way out but it’s warm weather so no jacket required.
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7468 on: August 22, 2021, 03:26:24 pm »
two lads providing commentary in Arabic on a Qarati stream makes as much sense to me as the likes Jenas.
Yep. Qarati kicks MOTD into next week. They should give it the chop
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7469 on: August 22, 2021, 03:28:26 pm »
Tricky, talented players will always be targeted by thuggish defenders. These instructions come directly from their prehistoric English managers. Look at the treatment Phil got before his move to Barca. It might horrify us armchair fans, but it's just another day for Cou and Mee and Allardyce.
Lol. That's all, folks!  ;D
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7470 on: August 22, 2021, 03:58:08 pm »


I'd love to know what makes Danny so miserable
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7471 on: August 22, 2021, 04:11:40 pm »
Jenas chatting absolute bollocks about the orcs. Apparently they were only being competitive  when they catapulted heads into Minas Tirith. And Burnley were angels as well.
Followed immediately by Murphy telling us Matip and VVD coped well with the continual assault on them by the Burnley Grocks.

As for Dyche cryarsing about a penalty, no mention of the assault on Jota in the box off the ball, which would have been a yellow card in rugby.

What a load of shite that was
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7472 on: August 22, 2021, 04:31:05 pm »
And what a snide snake Lineker has turned into btw..with his little snarky quips and quick glances at the camera or the goons on the couch....can't fuckin stand the whole chummy and entitled boys club atmosphere of the show when he's the host...the BBC should save themselves his eye-watering salary, let the crisp eating cnut defect permanently to BT and give the main presenter role to Gaby...she can actually make the show watchable when she's hosting..consummate pro and keeps the little schoolboy turd pundits in line...

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7473 on: August 22, 2021, 04:43:07 pm »
Didn't even give away a free kick Jill

Pretty sure he did, very belatedly. Unless there was another one straight after (highly probable), but we did end up with a free kick. But no booking was ridiculous.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7474 on: August 22, 2021, 06:30:14 pm »
How does BBC justify Jug Ears huge wages? truly baffling

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7475 on: August 22, 2021, 07:30:18 pm »
How does BBC justify Jug Ears huge wages? truly baffling

Their rationale is market forces and that to attract the best you have to pay best .....conveniently ignoring the fact that one of the BBC janitors could introduce MOTD and viewing figures would change not one jot...
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7476 on: August 22, 2021, 08:47:25 pm »
Would be interesting to see if the give Solskjaer the same "moaner" treatment tonight after what he said today about the refs turning football into rugby.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7477 on: August 22, 2021, 08:48:41 pm »
Would be interesting to see if the give Solskjaer the same "moaner" treatment tonight after what he said today about the refs turning football into rugby.

Indeed, let's see if the tune has changed tonight (otherwise no reason for watching)
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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7478 on: August 22, 2021, 08:51:48 pm »
Last night after Jurgen spoke about the challenges by Burnley, Spud and Jenas just laughed it off and said they didn’t see any dangerous tackles.

Jenas said afterwards;

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Which is stupid as a majority of the rough treatment wasn’t aimed at our centr-halves so no wonder they didn’t see anything.

But it’ll be interesting to see how they deal with it tonight after Solskjaer made the same complaint.

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Re: MOTD thread
« Reply #7479 on: August 22, 2021, 09:26:18 pm »
United's players didn't get anywhere near the treatment our lads had dished out to them.  Would be quite interesting if the physical side of the game suddenly becomes an issue in the minds of the pundits.

Is Ole basing his claim on the one occasion that dear old Bruno dallied on the ball and invited the challenge, or were there others that I missed?
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