"Welcome Marko, first of all on behalf of everyone at Liverpool Football club, I'd like to say how great Istanbul was, do you remember it?"
"Thank you and...er... oh yeah I remember it was a great footb-"
"Istanbul was surely the greatest match ever, do you remember where you were when Smicer scored?"
"It was a great game, and I think I must have been in-"
"What about the Kop, do you think the Kop is the best thing ever?"
"Yes I think the Kop is-"
"I'm going to have to stop you there Marko, because the Kop is actually the second greatest thing...Istanbul is first."
"Oh...so it was a trick question?"
"Luis Suarez."
"He's a g-"
"Thanks for your time Marko, see you in 6 months."