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Any guesses on Trump's grossly inflated number of inauguration attendees? I think he goes broad with "Over two million", possibly making a comment about how he beat Obama's record.

He'll have the best attendees, great great attendees. All the attendees.

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He'll have the best attendees, great great attendees. All the attendees.

and loads of viewers. The best of the best viewers.

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Re: The Trump White House
« Reply #17362 on: January 18, 2017, 08:23:03 pm »
Would say her comments over sexual assault in colleges is just as bad, the woman is an absolute moron and in charge of education

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Re: The Trump White House
« Reply #17363 on: January 18, 2017, 08:29:11 pm »
Would say her comments over sexual assault in colleges is just as bad, the woman is an absolute moron and in charge of education

She'll fit right in educating the nation then.

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Re: The Trump White House
« Reply #17364 on: January 18, 2017, 08:36:51 pm »
Would say her comments over sexual assault in colleges is just as bad, the woman is an absolute moron and in charge of education
For someone potentially being put in charge of education, it's practically criminal that not only has she never been a teacher or administrator or professionally involved in education in any meaningful way...she's also never gone to a public school in her life, and none of her four children have either. She's just a billionaire (by both birth AND marriage) Republican lackey for school privatization for profit.

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Re: The Trump White House
« Reply #17365 on: January 18, 2017, 09:02:03 pm »
For someone potentially being put in charge of education, it's practically criminal that not only has she never been a teacher or administrator or professionally involved in education in any meaningful way...she's also never gone to a public school in her life, and none of her four children have either. She's just a billionaire (by both birth AND marriage) Republican lackey for school privatization for profit.
aye, haven't really tried to excuse it apart from her giving money away. Not quite like the ben Carson appointment for housing was justified as 'he's black and grew up poor' - never lived in public housing tho

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Apt for the thread I think: 'Are these morons getting dumber or just louder?'
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A gun toting right wing religious nut job being in charge of schools, what can go wrong?

Then again there was a republican in Washington state who wanted to pass a law to allow people to carry guns into NFL games

Still struggling to understand how there is no public say in any of this - no representative democracy at all

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What is the point of this session with the nominees? Is there even a remote possibility that they won't be selected?

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Still struggling to understand how there is no public say in any of this - no representative democracy at all

What is the point of this session with the nominees? Is there even a remote possibility that they won't be selected?

It's fucking farcical on both fronts. The American idea of democracy never considered the possibility of a know-nothing chancer being elected president and nominating a bunch of useless and/or evil c*nts to all the key roles. They have completely lost the plot.
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What is the point of this session with the nominees? Is there even a remote possibility that they won't be selected?

Tillerson might have a problem if Lil' Marco Rubio stays in his current uppity mood. Probably not, though.

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What is the point of this session with the nominees? Is there even a remote possibility that they won't be selected?

Yes. There have been several cases in the past where people withdrew from consideration upon learning that the senate hearings intended to probe into certain areas of their lives. In many cases, the nominee withdraws before the hearing but there have been nominees refused by the senate in the past. So, although it's rare for the senate to refuse someone, the pressure of the hearings does force people to withdraw - 3 of Obama's choices for various positions withdrew, for example.

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I was being facetious, darling.

Fair enough.
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I was being facetious, darling.

All the cool kids are using /s for that sort of thing these days.

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I was listening to 5Live and apparently the 500k a day it costs for security around Trump tower is being funded by NYC. The federel government has only offered to pay $7m of the $37m bill for security so far and that there has been no decision as to where Trump will stay when he president.

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Still struggling to understand how there is no public say in any of this - no representative democracy at all
the presidential position is pretty much a light version of a dictator anyway. Why else could Obama and any other president get around the justice system and deem people "innocent"? Kind of scary really
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Is Donald Trump Writing His Inaugural Address From a Mar-a-Lago Receptionist’s Desk? An Investigation

Earlier today, Donald Trump tweeted what he said was a three-week-old picture of himself writing his inaugural address from a desk in his Palm Beach mansion Mar-a-Lago, or, sorry, the “Winter White House.”



As tends to be the case with the president-elect’s social-media statements, there is much to discuss. First, there’s the fact that Trump seems to be drafting his first speech as POTUS with a … Sharpie. And second, perhaps more important, there’s the question of Trump’s desk, which, as Twitter user @missdewey points out, appears to be one usually occupied by an administrative or hospitality professional — a receptionist or concierge, maybe — in a public hall at Mar-a-Lago, and not in a private office.



Live by Twitter, die by Twitter! Or, at least, have your photographs picked apart on Twitter. As @missdewey’s tweet, which pulls an Instagram picture from @palmbeachshowgroup back in October 2015, shows, the woman in the photo appears to be seated at the exact same desk pictured in Trump’s tweet. After some extensive Googling, Select All has determined the desk in question is located not in a private Mar-a-Lago suite, but in what appears to be a usually public hallway. (You can also find an image of the hall in the photo gallery on the Mar-a-Lago website here.) To see it for yourself, please take note at about the 2:25 mark of this handy video from HGTV. In case you’re not yet convinced, take a closer look at the detailing on the distinctive tile walls behind the desk in both pictures.

http://nymag.com/selectall/2017/01/why-doesnt-donald-trump-have-his-own-desk-at-mar-a-lago.html
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It's fucking farcical on both fronts. The American idea of democracy never considered the possibility of a know-nothing chancer being elected president and nominating a bunch of useless and/or evil c*nts to all the key roles. They have completely lost the plot.

From the New York Fucking Times

Rick Perry, once proposed to eliminate Energy Dept., then accepted job running it, all before learning what it does:


As another Texan would put it:

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Greg Saunders ‏@waltisfrozen  5h5 hours ago
This should terrify every American. Starting at noon on Friday, the United States won't have a functioning Executive Branch.



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What's that Steve Bannon up to? Isn't he part of Trump's set up and he's particularly insidious
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What's that Steve Bannon up to? Isn't he part of Trump's set up and he's particularly insidious

Working with Ryan on legislation according to The Hill.

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/314710-ryan-bannon-strike-surprising-truce

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In meetings at Trump Tower and on Capitol Hill, the House Speaker and senior adviser to President-elect Donald Trump have embarked on a surprising collaboration, top aides say, sketching out a plan for tax reform that could be among the next president's first major legislative achievements.
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Greg Saunders ‏@waltisfrozen  5h5 hours ago
This should terrify every American. Starting at noon on Friday, the United States won't have a functioning Executive Branch.

We're about to see what happens when the non-elite actually have to turn up and do the job. It won't be pretty....

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The inauguration is going to be quite entertaining, just to see how bad his speech is.

But then beyond that, this is where it all gets real for Trump. The novelty of him winning will have worn off, he won't be able to wallow in the glory of victory any more. The day to day reality will kick in, and it will all be down to him. He will realise that this is a complicated, intense, frustrating and often tedious job. When things go wrong, or don't progress the way he planned, he won't be able to blame other people or divert attention by talking about Hillary. He might try to blame the media, but that will wear thin pretty soon for the majority of the public, who don't want to see a President whingeing and making excuses all the time, they just want him to get on with the job. He won't seem like a breath of fresh air shaking up the establishment, he will come across as petulant, complaining and defensive, probably shutting himself off from the media most of the time. I expect Mike Pence will do most of the work and become the public face of the administration, but while he's competent he's hardly likeable.

Even Obama, despite all the euphoria after his victory, came in for some strong criticism from quite early on, and despite his abilities and all the competent people in his administration, he struggled with the job at times. So how is this imbecile, with the mostly incompetent people he's surrounding with, going to cope with it? We can only hope that he doesn't do too much damage in the next four years.

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The inauguration is going to be quite entertaining, just to see how bad his speech is.

But then beyond that, this is where it all gets real for Trump. The novelty of him winning will have worn off, he won't be able to wallow in the glory of victory any more. The day to day reality will kick in, and it will all be down to him. He will realise that this is a complicated, intense, frustrating and often tedious job. When things go wrong, or don't progress the way he planned, he won't be able to blame other people or divert attention by talking about Hillary. He might try to blame the media, but that will wear thin pretty soon for the majority of the public, who don't want to see a President whingeing and making excuses all the time, they just want him to get on with the job. He won't seem like a breath of fresh air shaking up the establishment, he will come across as petulant, complaining and defensive, probably shutting himself off from the media most of the time. I expect Mike Pence will do most of the work and become the public face of the administration, but while he's competent he's hardly likeable.

Even Obama, despite all the euphoria after his victory, came in for some strong criticism from quite early on, and despite his abilities and all the competent people in his administration, he struggled with the job at times. So how is this imbecile, with the mostly incompetent people he's surrounding with, going to cope with it? We can only hope that he doesn't do too much damage in the next four years.

When he pitched to his VP candidates, he said that they could do all the work. He is going to prance around saying stupid things and let someone do the work and take the blame.

All the issues from non-appointments will all be Obama's fault. Apart from the ones he blames on Clinton.

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He always does a thumbs-up when posing with a person/group for a photo opp.  Mark of a simpleton.

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When he pitched to his VP candidates, he said that they could do all the work. He is going to prance around saying stupid things and let someone do the work and take the blame.

All the issues from non-appointments will all be Obama's fault. Apart from the ones he blames on Clinton.

Pretty much this. Donald will do no work for 4 years and blame everyone else when things fail.

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The comedy and excoriation about to unfold from a meeja that hates and yet feeds off him would be dead funny if it wasn't so fucking destructive.

Imagine how much lolly he's gonna make when he leaves office.

He's bigger than Barnum.  The Trumps will make the Kardashians look like Shameless.

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Michael Flatley will dance at one of the Inauguration Balls tomorrow night.


What an embarrassment to his country he is.  His country being, of course, the United States.
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Look at his expression.  His vacant expression.  He's not even looking at the pad, just staring off into space. 

"look important, look thoughtful; look like I'm carefully composing an epic speech."

Instead he looks like a waxwork.  Or somebody who just realised he farted and followed through, but can't leave the meeting for another five minutes.  It's honestly like those NK propaganda images we see of Kim Jong-un from time to time; looking pompous and important as he signs some kind of piece of paper that will wipe out their enemies.

Here's an image that I think sums it all up

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He always does a thumbs-up when posing with a person/group for a photo opp.  Mark of a simpleton.

Are you saying that's what gives him away?
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Notice he's curled up the edge so the cam can't see the blank page.

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Notice he's curled up the edge so the cam can't see the blank page.

Of course.  It's clearly the top page of a brand new pad.  He's probably wishing it was gold.
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How many pointy-finger-circle-fingers do you think we're gonna get during his speech? I'm going for 20 pointies and 15 circles.
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