Probably my favourite lyrics of all time ever by anyone.
get thee to the library before the c*nts close it down
we are a bunch of twats commenting on a website.
David Platt has a face like a Michael Myers mask being stretched over a dinosaur egg.
Aquilani is better than Pele, Maradona, Cruyff, Messi and Beckenbauer put together.
Lenny Henry, Lenny HenryYou're funny, you're funny.
All I want for Christmas is a Dukla Prague away kit
I got three in one packet in '78
Crosby Nick never fails.
The Ritz in Manc, tomorrow night (sorry, that's not a lyric, I'm just excited)