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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #520 on: August 27, 2014, 12:14:01 am »
Isn't Eto'o asking ridiculously high wages?   How come "skint Everton can afford 30m for Lukaku and Eto'o's astronomical wages?
Eto'o's astronomical wages are a myth these days.


He was negotiating with Ajax, a team that wouldn't have been offering anything close to astronomical.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #521 on: August 27, 2014, 01:03:18 am »
Nice Dixie Dean hair styling there:

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #522 on: August 27, 2014, 01:06:44 am »
Eto 'o is a good signing for them. With Europa league putting all there eggs in Lukaku basket would have been silly. Still need a Barkley replacement though if they are too compete for top 4.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #523 on: August 27, 2014, 03:30:19 am »

He's a good player, but that's the 10th 30+year old at the club (and Baines turns 30 in December, to make 11).

11 players that will struggle as the season goes on and are more prone to injury. The age profile of Everton gets worse every year. There is a reckoning coming and it will be in the medium term, not the long term.

They have signed Barry & Eto on 2 year permanent deals and 4 under 22's, Lukaku, Besic, Galloway and Henen. Whilst Atsu is also u22 on loan with a view to a permanent deal.


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #524 on: August 27, 2014, 06:43:48 am »
Nice Dixie Dean hair styling there:


And I thought he couldn't look like anymore of a twat.
I’ve plenty links to the clubs playing and backroom staff as many on here know thank you very much. Fair enough, I admire your optimism. But you’re absolute ostriches if you think this squad, even with 2 or 3 new, “cut price” players with potential get us anywhere close

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #525 on: August 27, 2014, 07:50:58 am »
Eto 'o is a good signing for them. With Europa league putting all there eggs in Lukaku basket would have been silly. Still need a Barkley replacement though if they are too compete for top 4.

Don't think even the most optimistic Evertonian would be thinking they will be in the top 4 this season.

Chelsea and City are certs and Liverpool and Arsenal will be fancying their chances, and with United spending billions and Spurs possibly finally onto a decent manager, they will do very very well just to stay in the Europa League spots.  Maybe next season when Levy inevitably sacks Pochettino and one of the other top teams suffers some unforeseen collapse they could make a run at it, but even that is doubtful.  I would think about 5th/6th is as high as Everton are going to finish for the foreseeable future, and even that is pretty optimistic from their perspective.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #526 on: August 27, 2014, 07:58:46 am »
Hope springs eternal, I don't think they see it that way. They probably think that Martinez is a genius, broke all their records for his first year; his team has gotten better and 1 year more accustomed to him and think they can improve on 5th.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #527 on: August 27, 2014, 08:49:14 am »
Liverpool and Man City challenging for the league. Man U shit. Everton spending £28m on a striker AND signing Eto'o on top.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #528 on: August 27, 2014, 11:29:50 am »
Like to see their reaction to signing a washed-up striker like Eto'o, considering they were mocking us when we were in for him.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #529 on: August 27, 2014, 11:38:01 am »
Re: Samuel Eto'o
« Reply #1798 on: August 22, 2014, 07:58:06 PM »
He will choose us instead of Ajax and Everton

Even if we paid him less.

He will get more sponsorship and endorsements being a Liverpool player. That's the lines I reckon his advisors will give him.



« Reply #1814 on: August 22, 2014, 08:22:00 PM »
Fuck it I say - get him in. More options, more goals. I'm in!
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Re: Samuel Eto'o
« Reply #1822 on: August 22, 2014, 08:49:44 PM »
Really would be the cherry on top.


Said a couple of weeks ago that I was concerned going forward as we were lacking someone to play with/replace Sturridge (if injured). However, if we could get Eto'o, along with a fully functioning Balotelli, I think we'll give it a serious, serious crack again. Of course there are a lot of new players that need to settle in, which is why we need to get as many points as possible early one.




Re: Samuel Eto'o
« Reply #1920 on: August 23, 2014, 12:26:31 PM »
No news this morning about Eto'o despite supposedly having a medical yesterday.






Re: Samuel Eto'o
« Reply #1931 on: August 23, 2014, 01:38:52 PM »
Got a feeling he's coming here.




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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #530 on: August 27, 2014, 11:39:10 am »
Nice Dixie Dean hair styling there:


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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #531 on: August 27, 2014, 02:11:13 pm »
Good signing for them. I like Eto'o a lot as a striker and if carefully managed, should weigh in with a good wedge of goals for them. Will also add some big name stardust to their squad. I would have been happy for us to sign him for a season.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #532 on: August 27, 2014, 02:13:16 pm »
Good signing for them. I like Eto'o a lot as a striker and if carefully managed, should weigh in with a good wedge of goals for them. Will also add some big name stardust to their squad. I would have been happy for us to sign him for a season.

I agree with that.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #533 on: August 27, 2014, 02:16:26 pm »
Good signing for them. I like Eto'o a lot as a striker and if carefully managed, should weigh in with a good wedge of goals for them. Will also add some big name stardust to their squad. I would have been happy for us to sign him for a season.

Yep. Good signing for them. I wanted him here, I'm not going to lie.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #534 on: August 27, 2014, 02:19:00 pm »
He is a fucking gobshite. Made up he didn't come to us. The quilt

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #535 on: August 27, 2014, 02:21:17 pm »
He is a fucking gobshite. Made up he didn't come to us. The quilt

He's a gobshite who tends to score goals though.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #536 on: August 27, 2014, 02:31:48 pm »
Wouldn't have minded him here once we signed Balotelli, not before though.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #537 on: August 27, 2014, 03:06:08 pm »
So what has happened to Arouna Koné?

I know he did his knee at the start of last season, but has he still not recovered? 

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #538 on: August 27, 2014, 03:45:39 pm »
Eto'o's astronomical wages are a myth these days.


He was negotiating with Ajax, a team that wouldn't have been offering anything close to astronomical.
He was also close to signing for us so I´m sure that made Everton paying Eto´o much more than what would Ajax ever offered.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #539 on: August 27, 2014, 07:47:21 pm »
Wouldn't have minded him here once we signed Balotelli, not before though.
That was my thinking as well.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #540 on: August 27, 2014, 09:01:26 pm »
Eto'o has announced his retirement from competitive football.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #541 on: August 27, 2014, 09:02:40 pm »
He is a fucking gobshite. Made up he didn't come to us. The quilt
Exactly, he fits in perfectly with the bitters.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #542 on: August 27, 2014, 09:04:16 pm »
So what has happened to Arouna Koné?

I know he did his knee at the start of last season, but has he still not recovered? 
He's not recovered from being utter gash. His knee is on the mend though.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #543 on: August 27, 2014, 09:09:30 pm »
Q : What sort of sad case goes out of their way to make up fake quotes from a player stating they'd chose to play for them instead of us?

A : An Evertonian.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #544 on: August 27, 2014, 09:29:57 pm »
eto 33( free) proven world class striker!      lambert 32   ere!!!! (4mil)   :wave
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #545 on: August 27, 2014, 09:33:30 pm »
eto 33( free) proven world class striker!      lambert 32   ere!!!! (4mil)   :wave

Well that's us told isn't it?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #546 on: August 27, 2014, 09:34:49 pm »
eto 33( free) proven world class striker!      lambert 32   ere!!!! (4mil)   :wave

That's because we are swimming in lovely CL money, and you lot are eating KFC scraps out of bins on County Road.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #547 on: August 27, 2014, 09:35:02 pm »
eto 33( free) proven world class striker!     

The year is 2014 lad, not 2004.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #548 on: August 27, 2014, 09:38:30 pm »
eto 33( free) proven world class striker!      lambert 32   ere!!!! (4mil)   :wave
Lukaku - Dr. Livingstone, I presume? £28 million.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #549 on: August 27, 2014, 10:00:01 pm »
eto 33( free) proven world class striker!      lambert 32   ere!!!! (4mil)   :wave
world class? are you stuck in a timewarp?

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #550 on: August 27, 2014, 10:01:01 pm »
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #551 on: August 27, 2014, 10:11:20 pm »
The year is 2014 lad, not 2004.

They yearn for the days when it had only been 10 years since their last trophy
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #552 on: August 27, 2014, 10:13:45 pm »
They yearn for the days when it had only been 10 years since their last trophy

9 years.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #553 on: August 27, 2014, 10:50:50 pm »
I'm sure Etoo was free. hmmmmm Nice juicy signing on fee no doubt.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #554 on: August 27, 2014, 10:54:50 pm »
His wages will be ridiculous but it does give them a back up option.

Glad we got Balotelli and didn't have to take Eto'o to be honest.
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #555 on: August 28, 2014, 04:24:56 pm »
Q : What sort of sad case goes out of their way to make up fake quotes from a player stating they'd chose to play for them instead of us?

A : An Evertonian.

Only a blue would do this.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #556 on: August 28, 2014, 04:38:10 pm »
Good signing for them. I like Eto'o a lot as a striker and if carefully managed, should weigh in with a good wedge of goals for them. Will also add some big name stardust to their squad. I would have been happy for us to sign him for a season.
Yeah, I second this.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #557 on: August 28, 2014, 06:21:43 pm »
Who remembers davek:

Basel - if you're doubting their ability to get past Liverpool you cant have been taking notice of European football the past few seasons. They held off United to get into the Rd of 16 two seasons ago and narrowly failed to do the same last season, beating Chelsea along the way.

I'd say that puts them in with a great chance of getting past Liverpool. You'd have to think also Madrid will have a big say about who gets through. I doubt they'd want to leave it to chance that a Liverpool team with their tails up in the KO phase could return to haunt them. Last games in that group could be very interesting if it's close.

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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #558 on: August 28, 2014, 06:42:01 pm »
So, Basel are better than us, but Real would want them through before us?
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Re: The Everton/FC Sexy - Daddy Day Care Fight Club
« Reply #559 on: August 28, 2014, 07:03:01 pm »
Hi Davek :wave