I can see news a couple of months from now already:
JUNE 25, Hell: We received confirmation this morning that Baroness Thatcher has completed the closure of three brimstone furnaces in District 17, with a further seven lakes of fire to close in the near future. Early indications suggest that control of the remaining furnaces will pass into private hands, with the most likely candidates being Pol Pot, Robert Maxwell and Augusto Pinochet, her major campaign contributors in last month’s Hell general election, where in a surprise result she defeated the 4,000-year incumbent, Satan, in a run-off. Leaked cabinet reports suggest that excess inmates no longer able to fit in the scaled-down lake of fire facilities will be outsourced to purgatory, or perhaps Saudi Arabia, when she decides which would be cheaper/more unpleasant.