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Happy Birthday John C
« on: April 1, 2012, 12:58:03 am »
All the best mate,hope you have a good one  :wave



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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #1 on: April 1, 2012, 01:06:18 am »
Curry and pint? Have a good one!

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #2 on: April 1, 2012, 01:10:19 am »
Happy, Happy... :wave

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #3 on: April 1, 2012, 01:29:50 am »
Happy date of birth you old codger.....   :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #4 on: April 1, 2012, 01:31:36 am »
Happy Birthday fatty ;)
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #5 on: April 1, 2012, 01:49:56 am »
happy birthday

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #6 on: April 1, 2012, 01:59:57 am »
Happy birthday mate.
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #7 on: April 1, 2012, 02:44:20 am »
Happy Birthday John :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #8 on: April 1, 2012, 03:02:35 am »
Happy birthday John !
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #9 on: April 1, 2012, 03:47:45 am »
Happy birthday mate, have a good day.
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #10 on: April 1, 2012, 08:09:35 am »
Happy birthday mate
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #11 on: April 1, 2012, 08:47:52 am »
Happy birthday mate :D

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #12 on: April 1, 2012, 09:06:23 am »
Happy Birthday mate
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #13 on: April 1, 2012, 09:25:11 am »
Happy birthday mate

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #14 on: April 1, 2012, 10:06:46 am »
:lmao

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #15 on: April 1, 2012, 10:10:15 am »
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #16 on: April 1, 2012, 10:39:42 am »
Have a good 'un

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #17 on: April 1, 2012, 10:42:03 am »
Have a good one mate.

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #18 on: April 1, 2012, 11:08:16 am »

All the best mate,hope you have a good one
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #19 on: April 1, 2012, 12:10:24 pm »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #20 on: April 1, 2012, 12:18:25 pm »
Aw, Happy Birthday John  :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #21 on: April 1, 2012, 01:07:58 pm »
Happy birthday!

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #22 on: April 1, 2012, 04:52:51 pm »
happy birthday
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #23 on: April 1, 2012, 04:53:15 pm »
Happy birthday mate.

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #24 on: April 1, 2012, 06:10:14 pm »
All the best John. :D

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #25 on: April 1, 2012, 06:13:34 pm »
Wish it had been a better result for your birthday, but all the best John  :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #26 on: April 1, 2012, 06:52:37 pm »
Wish it had been a better result for your birthday, but all the best John  :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #27 on: April 1, 2012, 08:59:44 pm »
Hope part of the birthday day was enjoyable :wave

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Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #28 on: March 31, 2018, 09:34:23 pm »
I know its tomorrow but ye probably goin the zoo or bingo to celebrate and will be out all day so Happy birthday cock chops.Have a good one  ;D

Ye bird sent me a photie  :wave



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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #29 on: March 31, 2018, 09:35:29 pm »
:lmao

Bloody hell...
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #30 on: March 31, 2018, 09:38:46 pm »
 :lmao

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #31 on: March 31, 2018, 09:49:29 pm »
All the best :D

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #32 on: March 31, 2018, 09:53:53 pm »
Fkin ell Capon!  :lmao
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #33 on: March 31, 2018, 11:15:38 pm »
Looking good John. The beard takes years off you.

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #34 on: March 31, 2018, 11:21:24 pm »
Cock chops..dickhead.. :lmao

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #35 on: March 31, 2018, 11:43:28 pm »
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #36 on: March 31, 2018, 11:57:56 pm »
Have a great day John.  ;D :wave
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #37 on: April 1, 2018, 12:04:59 am »


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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #38 on: April 1, 2018, 12:29:39 am »
Have a good one John.
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #39 on: April 1, 2018, 01:01:13 am »
Happy Birthday fellow Aries and wild garlic forager.
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