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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #80 on: April 3, 2019, 03:02:21 pm »
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #81 on: April 3, 2019, 03:07:52 pm »
always late for these hope you had a great day John lad.
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #82 on: April 3, 2019, 04:42:48 pm »
Thank you all again, every single one of you, I'm honestly made up with your kind wishes :)
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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #83 on: April 3, 2019, 05:23:05 pm »
Yeah,that made up with the wishes but i bet ye never saved any of us any cake ye tubby fat tw*t

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Re: Happy Birthday John C
« Reply #84 on: April 3, 2019, 05:45:12 pm »
Yeah,that made up with the wishes but i bet ye never saved any of us any cake ye tubby fat tw*t

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Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #85 on: March 31, 2020, 10:53:50 pm »
Hilda Ogdens throwin him a party and ya all invited


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its not till the 1st like but, happy birthday mate ;D

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #86 on: March 31, 2020, 11:39:07 pm »
Happy Birthday Pops!

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #87 on: March 31, 2020, 11:41:07 pm »
Happy Birthday mate!  8)
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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #88 on: March 31, 2020, 11:56:21 pm »
Hahaha you never forget mate, although you're an hour early.

That pic is a fucking classic  ;D

Nice one guys. Up the fucking Reds ay?

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #89 on: March 31, 2020, 11:59:05 pm »
Happy birthday  :wave
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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #90 on: April 1, 2020, 12:00:45 am »
Happy Birthday John! 

Actually his 72nd today not his 70th.  :wave

April fool sorry!   :-X
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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #91 on: April 1, 2020, 12:29:09 am »
 :scarf  all the best

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #92 on: April 1, 2020, 12:33:31 am »
Happy Birthday lad.

Thanks for getting us back in here .

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Always thought you were in your 20's something .

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #93 on: April 1, 2020, 12:33:37 am »
Happy bday Gramps.

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #94 on: April 1, 2020, 12:33:49 am »
Happy 70th John  :wave

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #95 on: April 1, 2020, 01:01:04 am »

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #96 on: April 1, 2020, 03:25:43 am »
Happy birthday fella, hope you have a lovely day *thumbs up*

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #97 on: April 1, 2020, 08:08:32 am »
Happy birthday John!!

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #98 on: April 1, 2020, 08:16:10 am »
Happy Birthday John, All the best  :champ

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #99 on: April 1, 2020, 08:20:56 am »
Happy birthday big man [emoji482][emoji322][emoji320][emoji323][emoji1635]

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #100 on: April 1, 2020, 09:15:51 am »
Happy birthday John! :champ
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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #101 on: April 1, 2020, 09:26:47 am »
Happy Birthday xx
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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #102 on: April 1, 2020, 09:28:29 am »
If the RAWK mods are like the staff room at school then John is definitely the kindly RE teacher or the trendy Geography/History teacher that all the kids like.

That’s meant as a compliment, it probably doesn’t read that way. :D

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #103 on: April 1, 2020, 09:32:05 am »
If the RAWK mods are like the staff room at school then John is definitely the kindly RE teacher or the trendy Geography/History teacher that all the kids like.

That’s meant as a compliment, it probably doesn’t read that way. :D
It did suggest that he might be the one that runs off with with one of the year 11s and has his career and marriage ruined.
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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #104 on: April 1, 2020, 09:32:18 am »
Happy Birthday John  :hally
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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #105 on: April 1, 2020, 09:59:11 am »
It did suggest that he might be the one that runs off with with one of the year 11s and has his career and marriage ruined.

:lmao

Rumour has it he ride a motorbike and used to have an earring.

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #106 on: April 1, 2020, 10:11:28 am »
Well this thread took a turn.

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #107 on: April 1, 2020, 10:27:35 am »
Well this thread took a turn.
That you fucking started ,dickhead :lmao

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #108 on: April 1, 2020, 10:35:19 am »
To bring it back on subject, Happy Birthday, John.  :wave
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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #109 on: April 1, 2020, 10:38:53 am »
Happy Birthday, John! 🎉🍻🥳☀️

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #110 on: April 1, 2020, 10:43:52 am »
That you fucking started ,dickhead :lmao

I just said he was the Mod everyone liked. It was Tepid (if the cap fits) Water who turned it into something far more sinister!

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #111 on: April 1, 2020, 10:48:07 am »
I just said he was the Mod everyone liked. It was Tepid (if the cap fits) Water who turned it into something far more sinister!
Fucking grass ;D

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #112 on: April 1, 2020, 10:51:24 am »
Fucking grass ;D

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #113 on: April 1, 2020, 11:16:53 am »
Happy 70th John C

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #114 on: April 1, 2020, 11:47:52 am »
Happy Birthday John.

You must have had a hard life. I thought you were well into your hundreds ;)
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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #115 on: April 1, 2020, 12:18:56 pm »
Happy Birthday John! 70 is a big one!

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #116 on: April 1, 2020, 12:27:29 pm »
Thank you all, it really is nice to get such wishes during these weird times. I'm even working on my birthday for the first time in many years :)

Thanks again, I shall raise a glass to you kind folk later.

John

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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #117 on: April 1, 2020, 12:28:26 pm »
Hilda Ogdens throwin him a party and ya all invited


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its not till the 1st like but, happy birthday mate ;D
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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #118 on: April 1, 2020, 12:31:18 pm »
Happy Birthday John.
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Re: Happy 70TH Birthday John C
« Reply #119 on: April 1, 2020, 01:18:26 pm »
Happy birthday, John.
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