does spice things up, i agree.
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One thing I am definitely going to miss from the devil. Letting me watch while she uses her toys.
Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.
Got any piccies like?...
know where your coming from, just seems like most of the lads in here have been replaced by the Rabbit.
I've binned the toys. I paid for them so fucked if I'm going to let her keep them to use with some other doormat.
not cheap either those rabbits mate, seriously though you should have kept them, cos when shes steaming on her own in a few week she might have to go for the real thing now
Ive still got one I might let her have
it'll do her more good than you mate ha ha.
Haha youre right. Might give her it if she agrees to take a video for me. I'll post it up on here if she does
expect a 1,000 pms. dont think you wanna go down that road mate.
Has that ever backfired on you, like somehow he did say yes?
Enemy, at that time, and now, I cant think of anything good to say about her. She's still being a c*nt
Absolutely not. I'm a master tactician.
all women are masters of the dark arts of conning a man.
8 day dry spell, on a promise tomorrow....probably wont happen and I'll end up banging one out watching Babecast tomorrow night.
babecast can be ok. you'll be fine.
I know mate, I know every bird's name from channel 900 to 967, even the daytime shows.
A place full of grammer Nazi's?
'Grammar' and no apostrophe in 'nazis'.
First bit of action in about 8 weeks last night. Was fucking immense. Hopefully it won't be 8 weeks until the next one.
Came to this thread a bit late, but from what I've read, the real relationship trouble is not between you and your girl, but between you and a small box of Tampax. You obviously need something more substantial in your life like a huge Costco sized box of jam rags, seeing as you're such a massive fucking quim
Take her to a musical
hope you had a fantastic 3 minutes mate.
It was 4 u cheeky twat.
With the missus? What happens now?
I'm happy for you Barney, hope the Missus doesn't find out mate.
It was with the missus yeah. Just randomly got drunk and think maybe with it being our anniversary today one thing led to another.Not sure what happens now Jason. We've been grand today. Went shopping and over to her parents and stuff. Haven't spoke about last night at all although I'd fucking love a rematch tonight. Even she said during it that its been ' too fucking long '. Although she might have been talking about something else
Don't get your hopes up just yet. She could just as easily blank you tomorrow as fall back in love with you. Play it slowly and see how it goes. I hope for your sake that what happened wasn't just because she was drunk, horny and sentimental....
Yeah, sorry about that, just had one ale too many.