2059 and Manchester City, now owned by His Supreme Majesty Kqkrtkxzxkashite of Quim-P'tah, whose fabulous wealth comes from forcing six-year-old human slaves to mine plutonium in flesh-dissolving quicksand, have just won the FA Cup with a team of actual armed robots. Over on BlueMoon:
GUARDIOLA'S BALLSACK
fucken cuntbag scouse media bringing up the plutonium mines again fucking c*nts
ANDY DIBBLE
CAN'T FUCKEN BELEIVE IT WE WIN THE FIRST QUINTUPLE AND ALL THE LIVERSHITE MEDIA TALK ABOUT IS SIX YEAR OLDS SLAVES
SEAN G.O.A.T
look if HSM Kqkrtkxzxkashite (all praises to him) wants to invest his money in earth-soccer it's his right, not all planet's share human morals about six year old slaves dying of radiation sickness and why should they, just racism to criticise Kqkrtkxzxkashite pure and simple
KOMPANY LEGEND
EEE ELLO LA EEEEEEEEEEE ELLO CALM DOWN CALM DOWN THAT'S HOW SCOUSE FUCKERS TALK 'THERE'S A WERM IN THE MERSEEE WEARING A SHIRTH' WHERE'S MY HUBCAPS AND MY CAR STEREO FUCKS SHIT BALL SCOUSE SHIT IT JUST FUCKS ME OFF, DIPPER SHITES
GUARDIOLA'S BALLSACK
exactly and when will we get justice for our bus
KOMPANY LEGEND
WHEN WE WIN THE CHAMPION'S LEAGUE FOR THE FIRST TIME BUT EVEN THEN THE NEWSPAPERS WOULD BE OOOOH SIX YEARS OLDS FLESH DISOLVING AND ROBOTS BOO FUCKIN HOO