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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19080 on: April 5, 2018, 02:32:44 pm »
I know the city players earn more than our players, win more etc. But there must be a hint of jealousy that their fans are shite compared to ours and deep down city is a tiny petrodollar club.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19081 on: April 5, 2018, 02:41:21 pm »
Worried about the game next Tuesday. City fans will turn up and create one of the great Etihad atmospheres like when Justin Bieber or Little Mix played there.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19082 on: April 5, 2018, 02:43:11 pm »
I know the city players earn more than our players, win more etc. But there must be a hint of jealousy that their fans are shite compared to ours and deep down city is a tiny petrodollar club.
I keep wondering that. They must come out onto Anfield and just know their club could never ever generate support and an atmosphere like that.
Even worse, their supporters don't even understand why why we do it.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19083 on: April 5, 2018, 02:57:51 pm »
I keep wondering that. They must come out onto Anfield and just know their club could never ever generate support and an atmosphere like that.
Even worse, their supporters don't even understand why why we do it.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19084 on: April 5, 2018, 03:00:37 pm »
I keep wondering that. They must come out onto Anfield and just know their club could never ever generate support and an atmosphere like that.
Even worse, their supporters don't even understand why why we do it.

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I read a post in which one of them said the flags look a bit cringey. I'm sorry, but what the fuck are you on?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19085 on: April 5, 2018, 03:02:25 pm »
They'll be better in the 2nd leg, with Aguero [if fit] and Sterling starting at home. I don't imagine we'll keep them from scoring again, but if we can score a goal, we'll go through

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19086 on: April 5, 2018, 03:36:25 pm »
So City has lost 3 out of their last 4 champions league matches. So they are on a bad run of form at the moment  ;D
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19087 on: April 5, 2018, 03:42:54 pm »
They'll be better in the 2nd leg, with Aguero [if fit] and Sterling starting at home. I don't imagine we'll keep them from scoring again, but if we can score a goal, we'll go through

They can score 3 easily. It's whether they can stop us scoring 1.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19088 on: April 5, 2018, 03:48:36 pm »
He could go with Gabriel Jesus and Aguero in some kind of unorthodox 3-5-2 with Sterling and Sane wide, same back 3 and then Fernandinho / KDB and Silva which I think would be really strong through the middle.

Hendo is a huge loss for us but I think Wijnaldum/Milner/Can or Ox in there and we can still nullify them.

Key will be Salah's fitness of course.

It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19089 on: April 5, 2018, 03:59:53 pm »
Hope Utd batter the fuck out of them

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19090 on: April 5, 2018, 04:00:45 pm »
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Re: General Manchester City thread
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19092 on: April 5, 2018, 04:05:21 pm »
Why?

Why? Because would be nice for us if they were without Sane or De Bruyne next leg

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19093 on: April 5, 2018, 04:05:55 pm »
All I want to know is where is Xxavi? He's like the Sarah Huckabee Sanders for Pep. I can envision him sitting in a dark room, trying to spin this defeat into how it was all part of Pep's master plan

My theory is that someone, maybe not Pep, REALLY wants to win the league against United this weekend, so their strategy was to play for a draw here, win against United, then take care of business with us next week.

Nice theory, how's that working out for you?

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19094 on: April 5, 2018, 04:06:13 pm »
I read a post in which one of them said the flags look a bit cringey. I'm sorry, but what the fuck are you on?
This is the definition of cringe.



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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19095 on: April 5, 2018, 04:09:33 pm »
Is that...aluminum foil?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19096 on: April 5, 2018, 04:10:47 pm »
Is that...aluminum foil?

It came with instructions on how to fold it into a hat.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19097 on: April 5, 2018, 04:13:19 pm »
Hope Utd batter the fuck out of them

Or...

City win and we win the derby meaning we go above them into second a point clear. (albeit with a game more played)
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19098 on: April 5, 2018, 04:15:51 pm »
Think he just means batter as in kick the shit out of them. City to win a bruising encounter would be the best scenario.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19099 on: April 5, 2018, 04:15:55 pm »
They're a massive big bunch of hysterical fannies. City fans, like their team, need to grow a set.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19100 on: April 5, 2018, 04:16:07 pm »
Why? Because would be nice for us if they were without Sane or De Bruyne next leg

Very good chance they wont play.

Even more reasons for Guardiola to rest a lot of key players now after last nights result. I doubt De Bruyne, Kompany or Silva will play at the weekend, why risk them, and likely some others too. They are at home vs a team who won't have the guts to attack, they will still win and even if they draw the game, it's not the end of the world.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19101 on: April 5, 2018, 04:16:37 pm »
Or...

City win and we win the derby meaning we go above them into second a point clear. (albeit with a game more played)

As long as their derby is a chaotic violent nightmare I'll be happy :D

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19102 on: April 5, 2018, 04:17:37 pm »
Very good chance they wont play.

Even more reasons for Guardiola to rest a lot of key players now after last nights result. I doubt De Bruyne, Kompany or Silva will play at the weekend, why risk them, and likely some others too. They are at home vs a team who won't have the guts to attack, they will still win and even if they don't, it's not the end of the world.

True but if I was a player who was literally about to win a league I've played in all season I'd be very pissed off not to play, especially if it's against Utd to win it

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19103 on: April 5, 2018, 04:25:34 pm »
True but if I was a player who was literally about to win a league I've played in all season I'd be very pissed off not to play, especially if it's against Utd to win it

oh absolutely! But that won't be his consideration. He can still put a great team out, and stick 3 or 4 of his other stars on the bench!

Mind you, I am not sure United would do the thing we are concerned about with Everton - being absolute thugs out to hurt players. They still have stuff to play for unlike Everton, they surely don't want to risk their own players being hurt or doing anything really stupid. Still, I reckon Guardiola will not risk the likes of De Bruyne, Kompany and Silva especially. Maybe Fernandinho and Sane too.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19104 on: April 5, 2018, 04:28:07 pm »
They'll probably still think they have a good chance against us, and point to the 5-0 (not that it would have been close to that if we didn't lose Sadio so early). But they'll really have to go for it, which will play into our hands. They will score, but so will we.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19105 on: April 5, 2018, 04:42:19 pm »
After last night and playing Jose's team this weekend, these fuckers are going to be terrified of buses before long.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19106 on: April 5, 2018, 04:42:29 pm »
They'll probably still think they have a good chance against us, and point to the 5-0 (not that it would have been close to that if we didn't lose Sadio so early). But they'll really have to go for it, which will play into our hands. They will score, but so will we.



They do have a Chance. They are more than capable of getting two quick early goals.


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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19107 on: April 5, 2018, 04:44:29 pm »
My brother in law..

Been to one game, man city tattoo..

Demanding the game be declared a city victory

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19108 on: April 5, 2018, 04:53:23 pm »
We have been charged by UEFA for our sins against luxury transport, it seems.

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I have no way of verifying that this is legit.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19109 on: April 5, 2018, 04:53:24 pm »
They do have a Chance. They are more than capable of getting two quick early goals.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19110 on: April 5, 2018, 06:15:13 pm »
This is the definition of cringe.




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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19111 on: April 5, 2018, 06:21:14 pm »
Petro FC twats threw shit at police and ripped up hoardings after they lost to Wigan no?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19112 on: April 5, 2018, 06:21:48 pm »
My brother in law..

Been to one game, man city tattoo..

Demanding the game be declared a city victory

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19113 on: April 5, 2018, 06:58:21 pm »
I thought that we weren't allowed to post about ze bus ?
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19114 on: April 5, 2018, 07:08:58 pm »
I thought that we weren't allowed to post about ze bus ?

We're not. We're posting about the governing body of European football, corruption in monarchical petro-states, five star communal transport and the ballistic properties of glass.
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« Reply #19115 on: April 5, 2018, 07:11:55 pm »
We're not. We're posting about the governing body of European football, corruption in monarchical petro-states, five star communal transport and the ballistic properties of glass.

Probably shouldn't talk about that either, especially in the City thread.

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19116 on: April 5, 2018, 07:18:55 pm »
I hope that whoever knows the knobheads who glassed that bus drags them into an alleyway and scares seven shades of shite out of them, and tells them to tell all their knobhead mates that if they try that kind of shite again they'll all be kicked to within an inch of their life.

I've been on a bus that got bricked and it's not a pleasant experience.  It reflects badly on the vast majority of good supporters, it reflects badly on the club, and plays into the media's hands.  We don't need the grief.
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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19117 on: April 5, 2018, 07:33:17 pm »
Marca.

Anfield is unique. It is not a stadium anymore. You do not see losing theirs in Europe since October 2014. The climate, the atmosphere, the atmosphere that is breathed in the stands of Liverpool returned to roar as in the great nights and the 'You? Ll never walk alone' intimidated a City surpassed by the situation. History does not win games, or titles, but let no one forget that the one who has five European Cups wears red and destroyed the blue petrodollars

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19118 on: April 5, 2018, 07:42:43 pm »
And if anyone is thick enough to do that I sincerely hope they get jailed for at least 10 years.

"Kicked to within an inch of their life" indeed   ::)

Some people need to calm down, it's not as if somebody walked up to a Police Horse and give it a hard punch in the mouth is it.     :P

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Re: General Manchester City thread
« Reply #19119 on: April 5, 2018, 07:45:20 pm »
I like Vinnie Kompany, but that interview he gave post-match yesterday was salty to the extreme.