Author Topic: Help! Trapped Under Rubble (Or How I Was Floored By A Flawed Ceiling) (Read 9922 times)

Oddball · « **Reply #40 on:** October 11, 2009, 06:26:37 pm »

This little story is all well and good, but how was Pineapple Express? Any good?

macca888 · « **Reply #41 on:** October 11, 2009, 06:29:22 pm »

Quote from: oddball2514 on October 11, 2009, 06:26:37 pm

This little story is all well and good, but how was Pineapple Express? Any good?

First hour or so was funny as fuck. Couldn't find anyhere to sit and watch the rest of it so now we're tidy, I'll report back on the rest tonight

Oddball · « **Reply #42 on:** October 11, 2009, 06:34:58 pm »

Quote from: macca888 on October 11, 2009, 06:29:22 pm

First hour or so was funny as fuck. Couldn't find anyhere to sit and watch the rest of it so now we're tidy, I'll report back on the rest tonight

Might give it a go tonight if i can keep my eyes open. If not, i'll watch it tomorrow.

Lady_brandybuck · « **Reply #43 on:** October 11, 2009, 06:58:34 pm »

Quote from: macca888 on October 11, 2009, 06:24:53 pm

But you need a big hammer to bang a big nail in don't you?

Deffo

J-Mc- · « **Reply #44 on:** October 11, 2009, 07:28:55 pm »

Quote from: macca888 on October 11, 2009, 06:23:27 pm

It's right underneath our bedroom, and lets face it, it's had some hammer and rattling of earthquake proportions over the years

She's cheated on you alot then?

Mouth · « **Reply #45 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:14:07 pm »

Quote from: macca888 on October 11, 2009, 06:24:53 pm

But you need a big hammer to bang a big nail in don't you?

Or a big thumb for a small thumb tack.

macca888 · « **Reply #46 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:19:05 pm »

Quote from: JMCA on October 11, 2009, 07:28:55 pm

She's cheated on you alot then?

John it's not counted as cheating if I charge them all

Quote from: Mouth on October 11, 2009, 10:14:07 pm

Or a big thumb for a small thumb tack.

Fuck off you! I could have lost 10 inches in the avalanche and still had enough left to terrify your missus!

Mouth · « **Reply #47 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:24:27 pm »

Quote from: macca888 on October 11, 2009, 10:19:05 pm

Fuck off you! I could have lost 10 inches in the avalanche and still had enough left to terrify your missus!

I daresay, she is terrified of even the smallest little bugs.

amir87 · « **Reply #48 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:36:10 pm »

A ceiling collapses and yet we are still talking about cock. I think this sums both macca and rawk right up.

Mouth · « **Reply #49 on:** October 11, 2009, 10:58:28 pm »

Quote from: amir87 on October 11, 2009, 10:36:10 pm

A ceiling collapses and yet I am still thinking about cock.

Tsk tsk.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #50 on:** October 11, 2009, 11:46:55 pm »

Quote from: macca888 on October 11, 2009, 10:19:05 pm

John it's not counted as cheating if I charge them all

Good point, but since you charge 1p a minute, must be hard making a living on £3.00 eh?

Skinny · « **Reply #51 on:** October 11, 2009, 11:58:21 pm »

I cant see any photos. Macca what`s yer missus facebook linky?

Mouth · « **Reply #52 on:** October 11, 2009, 11:59:24 pm »

Quote from: Skinny on October 11, 2009, 11:58:21 pm

I cant see any photos. Macca what`s yer missus facebook linky?

Danger Will Robinson!
Danger Will Robinson!

Skinny · « **Reply #53 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:01:32 am »

who`s Will Robinson?

Gus 1855 · « **Reply #54 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:03:28 am »

.....on a similar note.....HELP, I have just swallowed a ring pull!

Dermot · « **Reply #55 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:03:30 am »

Quote from: Skinny on October 12, 2009, 12:01:32 am

who`s Will Robinson?

Mrs.Robinsons' Son.

Spanish Al · « **Reply #56 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:07:44 am »

Quote from: Gus 1855 on October 12, 2009, 12:03:28 am

.....on a similar note.....HELP, I have just swallowed a ring pull!

It'll always be with Barrowboy that one. No-one will let him forget. haaa

Mouth · « **Reply #57 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:09:09 am »

Quote from: Skinny on October 12, 2009, 12:01:32 am

who`s Will Robinson?

Let me guess, you are about 15? I weep for the future.

Swift · « **Reply #58 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:09:59 am »

Quote from: Skinny on October 12, 2009, 12:01:32 am

who`s Will Robinson?

He was the annoying little tit in Lost In Space who was about 8 years old and had the solution to every problem.

macca888 · « **Reply #59 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:16:01 am »

Quote from: JMCA on October 11, 2009, 11:46:55 pm

Good point, but since you charge 1p a minute, must be hard making a living on £3.00 eh?

Aldi beans on toast mate, seven nights a week

macca888 · « **Reply #60 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:18:42 am »

Quote from: Skinny on October 11, 2009, 11:58:21 pm

I cant see any photos. Macca what`s yer missus facebook linky?

I think it might be www.findsomeoneelsesfacebookpagetohaveawankoveryoudirtylittletwat.com

MidwestWool · « **Reply #61 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:21:33 am »

Quote from: macca888 on October 12, 2009, 12:18:42 am

I think it might be www.findsomeoneelsesfacebookpagetohaveawankoveryoudirtylittletwat.com

Touched a nerve there.

Swift · « **Reply #62 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:21:41 am »

Quote from: macca888 on October 12, 2009, 12:18:42 am

I think it might be www.findsomeoneelsesfacebookpagetohaveawankoveryoudirtylittletwat.com

Thats my favourite site

macca888 · « **Reply #63 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:29:05 am »

Quote from: Silent Violet. on October 12, 2009, 12:21:33 am

Touched a nerve there.

Did he fuck. If he wants to use the pay per view site with all the decent photos on, I'll willingly give him that link

Skinny · « **Reply #64 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:35:19 am »

Quote from: Mouth on October 12, 2009, 12:09:09 am

Let me guess, you are about 15? I weep for the future.

Not a clue who/what that is.
I aint british though. I am guessing that`s some brit show.

Mouth · « **Reply #65 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:39:10 am »

Quote from: macca888 on October 12, 2009, 12:18:42 am

I think it might be www.findsomeoneelsesfacebookpagetohaveawankoveryoudirtylittletwat.com

C'mon Macca, is she a 1940's underwear model or wot?

Quote from: Skinny on October 12, 2009, 12:35:19 am

Not a clue who/what that is.
I aint british though. I am guessing that`s some brit show.

Um nooo it would be classic American teevee.

macca888 · « **Reply #66 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:47:41 am »

Quote from: Mouth on October 12, 2009, 12:39:10 am

C'mon Macca, is she a 1940's underwear model or wot?

Alright, one free pic and that's yer lot

Skinny · « **Reply #67 on:** October 12, 2009, 12:48:32 am »

Quote from: Mouth on October 12, 2009, 12:39:10 am

C'mon Macca, is she a 1940's underwear model or wot?
Um nooo it would be classic American teevee.

Macca is MonTheKuyt???
Dint live in yankland back whenever that was shown.

macca888 · « **Reply #68 on:** October 12, 2009, 04:03:36 pm »

Quick Update: I phoned the builder who apologized profusely, assured me that this had never happened before (yeah, fucking right it hasn't), promised to put a new ceiling in this week, and offered to pay for any damage it caused. Did I forget to tell you all that I had my Rolex Pearlmaster on and it got smashed in the incident?