Author Topic: What is the stupidest/lamest reason your partner/ex has fallen out with you for? (Read 58694 times)

SMD · « **Reply #440 on:** September 9, 2009, 01:42:08 am »

Quote from: Daranoza on September 8, 2009, 10:52:40 pm

We do fucking stupid things when we are young, as do lads. I seem to recall a regular event of one such lad I knew getting his bits out at every perceivable opportunity yet never being able to explain why.

Are you talking about Neville, cos like that's how he looks...

INABITSKI · « **Reply #441 on:** September 9, 2009, 02:33:45 pm »

Quote from: Daranoza on September 8, 2009, 10:52:40 pm

We do fucking stupid things when we are young, as do lads. I seem to recall a regular event of one such lad I knew getting his bits out at every perceivable opportunity yet never being able to explain why.

My mate got banned from local chippy. Put his cock on the counter and asked for chips and gravy with it. The lad is blessed! Still never been allowed back in.

SP · « **Reply #442 on:** September 9, 2009, 03:57:36 pm »

Quote from: INABITSKI on September 9, 2009, 02:33:45 pm

My mate got banned from local chippy. Put his cock on the counter and asked for chips and gravy with it. The lad is blessed! Still never been allowed back in.

Did he get boiling hot gravy poured on his knob before he was barred?

And Could He Play · « **Reply #443 on:** September 9, 2009, 04:23:28 pm »

Quote from: Daranoza on September 8, 2009, 10:13:37 pm

For pretending to be a lesbian with my best friend of the time in a moment of drunken daftness. We were only joking around.

And he got a cob on? fucking hell.

INABITSKI · « **Reply #444 on:** September 9, 2009, 06:32:19 pm »

Quote from: Southern Pansy on September 9, 2009, 03:57:36 pm

Did he get boiling hot gravy poured on his knob before he was barred?

Ha no the shock from him doing it just had one of the old birds screaming at him. Pissed as a fart he was.

kesey · « **Reply #445 on:** September 9, 2009, 06:40:37 pm »

Shaggin' her ma'.

scatman · « **Reply #446 on:** September 9, 2009, 06:45:48 pm »

Quote from: Daranoza on September 8, 2009, 10:13:37 pm

For pretending to be a lesbian with my best friend of the time in a moment of drunken daftness. We were only joking around.

are you sure hes a man???

any of u guys got your other halfs bitching about u spending any time you get watching football or playing xbox?

Mouth · « **Reply #447 on:** September 9, 2009, 07:05:55 pm »

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Quote from: kesey on September 9, 2009, 06:40:37 pm

Shaggin' her ma'.

Wayne?

phonic · « **Reply #448 on:** September 9, 2009, 07:07:41 pm »

Quote from: rapcage on September 9, 2009, 06:45:48 pm

any of u guys got your other halfs bitching about u spending any time you get watching football or playing xbox?

I've been quite lucky with this, I usually just get the annoying questions, "why did he do that?", "well that wasn't very good was it?" etc.

I remember one bird invited herself round mine one night when there was a game on. She walked in and I was sat there surrounded by beer and crisps. Sat down next to me and came out with the "you're always watching football, I don't want to watch this, I've come all this way, blah blah blah", I waited until the ball went out of play before pointing out it was my tele in my house and I'd watch what the fuck I want when I want, I never asked her to come over, she did it herself. I wouldn't go round hers and expect her to stop watching fucking Hollyenders Street Farm or whatever bollocks she used to watch. She got in a mood and fucked off shortly after.

Ashfordian · « **Reply #449 on:** September 11, 2009, 03:16:39 pm »

Because I forgot to take my wallet to work with me so I could buy her the driving theory test after work. I then said I'd buy it for her after work as I finish earlier than her each day and would have time to do so before picking her up. She then says she cant do any revision that night as she'd planned to see a mate. Why moan then!?!? And dont be so ungrateful either or you can buy it yerself!!!!!

scatman · « **Reply #450 on:** September 11, 2009, 04:07:19 pm »

Quote from: phonic on September 9, 2009, 07:07:41 pm

I've been quite lucky with this, I usually just get the annoying questions, "why did he do that?", "well that wasn't very good was it?" etc.

I remember one bird invited herself round mine one night when there was a game on. She walked in and I was sat there surrounded by beer and crisps. Sat down next to me and came out with the "you're always watching football, I don't want to watch this, I've come all this way, blah blah blah", I waited until the ball went out of play before pointing out it was my tele in my house and I'd watch what the fuck I want when I want, I never asked her to come over, she did it herself. I wouldn't go round hers and expect her to stop watching fucking Hollyenders Street Farm or whatever bollocks she used to watch. She got in a mood and fucked off shortly after.

lol thats expected cant have no biatch coming your crib and telling you what you should be watching uninvited!

lfctitch · « **Reply #451 on:** September 17, 2009, 05:05:18 pm »

Today we finally broke up after 2 years; get this...

For no reason.

She has pretty much admitted to me, because she wants to beat herself up. She doesn't know what she wants. She blames herself for her grandma's death, which happened about a year ago, because 'she was happy at the time' And whenever she's happy, something has to take her down. So she's decided she doesn't want to be with me. I'm Gutted in all honesty though. Despite her stupid excuse. Love her to bits, and finding it hard to think how to move past it.
So she doesn't want to be happy with me, because I put her families life in danger.

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #452 on:** September 17, 2009, 05:09:37 pm »

Quote from: lfctitch on September 17, 2009, 05:05:18 pm

Today we finally broke up after 2 years; get this...

For no reason.

She has pretty much admitted to me, because she wants to beat herself up. She doesn't know what she wants. She blames herself for her grandma's death, which happened about a year ago, because 'she was happy at the time' And whenever she's happy, something has to take her down. So she's decided she doesn't want to be with me. I'm Gutted in all honesty though. Despite her stupid excuse. Love her to bits, and finding it hard to think how to move past it.
So she doesn't want to be happy with me, because I put her families life in danger.

You are better off out, mate. Sounds nuttier than a squirrel turd.

lfctitch · « **Reply #453 on:** September 17, 2009, 05:49:45 pm »

Quote from: RedFerLife on September 17, 2009, 05:09:37 pm

You are better off out, mate. Sounds nuttier than a squirrel turd.

I know, worst thing is I've almost finished it with her a few times; but circumstances stopped me.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #454 on:** September 17, 2009, 05:51:11 pm »

my ex split up with me once after I ate the last biscuit in the packet, even though I offered her it first and she said no!

Thank fuck I got rid.

Welshred · « **Reply #455 on:** September 17, 2009, 07:15:28 pm »

Quote from: lfctitch on September 17, 2009, 05:05:18 pm

So she doesn't want to be happy with me, because I put her families life in danger.

Sorry, but

she sounds like a fruitloop, you're better off without!

Lionel Rich Tea · « **Reply #456 on:** September 17, 2009, 08:00:37 pm »

Actually, this thread gives me nightmares everytime I see it pop to the top and I have to smell me finger.

I've got another one this is from the ex-ex. I was going a Rugby match with me mates and I wasn't that keen on her going cos I wanted an afternoon out with me mates over in Yorkshire on the piss. We had a blazing row. I parked me car on me mates drive, she drove past and parked up the road. My mate (the c*nt) could have gone the other way but drove towards where she was parked. Next thing she pulls out in front of us and deliberately crashes into some hedges. I was fucking embarrassed as fuck, me mates are pissing themselves and she's in the car crying. Can't have an afternoon out with me mates and she did that. I was fucking fuming with her. Oh and she also fell out with me another time when I bought a house behind her back, me brother and sisters said I should get on the housing ladder so went out and put me name down on one. Needless to say 6 months later I found out she was shagging behind me back and having gone on a holiday to Greece with 'her mate' it turned out she'd gone away with her new fella riding his cock for a week. Knobhead here dropped her off and picked her up in her car. I should have fucking drove it into a canal. Bitch.

Oh and another highglight, I met some bird in the local and took her back to my house (81 seconds walk). Downstairs chatting and just as after I've been upstairs to give John Thomas a quick wipe to remove any potential pre-come and a quick spray with the popular summer fragance Aquilani di Gio. Struts in and sits down and went for the kill and she asked me: "Have you ever been raped..........?" The silence in the room was deadly. "I'm off bed, love, see yer."

I fucking pick them, I tell yer. All cranks. I need a dating agent.

lfctitch · « **Reply #457 on:** September 17, 2009, 08:03:37 pm »

Quote from: Lionel Rich Tea on September 17, 2009, 08:00:37 pm

Actually, this thread gives me nightmares everytime I see it pop to the top and I have to smell me finger.

I've got another one this is from the ex-ex. I was going a Rugby match with me mates and I wasn't that keen on her going cos I wanted an afternoon out with me mates over in Yorkshire on the piss. We had a blazing row. I parked me car on me mates drive, she drove past and parked up the road. My mate (the c*nt) could have gone the other way but drove towards where she was parked. Next thing she pulls out in front of us and deliberately crashes into some hedges. I was fucking embarrassed as fuck, me mates are pissing themselves and she's in the car crying. Can't have an afternoon out with me mates and she did that. I was fucking fuming with her. Oh and she also fell out with me another time when I bought a house behind her back, me brother and sisters said I should get on the housing ladder so went out and put me name down on one. Needless to say 6 months later I found out she was shagging behind me back and having gone on a holiday to Greece with 'her mate' it turned out she'd gone away with her new fella riding his cock for a week. Knobhead here dropped her off and picked her up in her car. I should have fucking drove it into a canal. Bitch.

Oh and another highglight, I met some bird in the local and took her back to my house (81 seconds walk). Downstairs chatting and just as after I've been upstairs to give John Thomas a quick wipe to remove any potential pre-come and a quick spray with the popular summer fragance Aquilani di Gio. Struts in and sits down and went for the kill and she asked me: "Have you ever been raped..........?" The silence in the room was deadly. "I'm off bed, love, see yer."

I fucking pick them, I tell yer. All cranks. I need a dating agent.

Yep. Me 2 mate. Perhaps RAWK can help us out. Set us up with a normal girl, if there is such a thing. I doubt it though. All of em have issues.

Red Viper · « **Reply #458 on:** September 17, 2009, 08:06:21 pm »

Quote from: JMCA on September 17, 2009, 05:51:11 pm

my ex split up with me once after I ate the last biscuit in the packet, even though I offered her it first and she said no!

Thank fuck I got rid.

You've got to be fucking kidding.

J-Mc- · « **Reply #459 on:** September 17, 2009, 08:14:42 pm »

Quote from: fordy87 on September 17, 2009, 08:06:21 pm

You've got to be fucking kidding.

I'm being deadly serious mate, she was a bit of a nutcase

LFCMunkee · « **Reply #460 on:** October 7, 2009, 12:23:22 am »

Quote from: JMCA on September 17, 2009, 05:51:11 pm

my ex split up with me once after I ate the last biscuit in the packet, even though I offered her it first and she said no!

Thank fuck I got rid.

That's the funniest thing ever.

shelovesyou · « **Reply #461 on:** October 7, 2009, 10:39:38 pm »

Made meself a cup of coffee , didnt offer her one and she goes mad at me .
Is that normal ?

ItchySpoons · « **Reply #462 on:** October 7, 2009, 10:47:26 pm »

Quote from: shelovesyouyehyehyeh on October 7, 2009, 10:39:38 pm

Made meself a cup of coffee , didnt offer her one and she goes mad at me .
Is that normal ?

By general standards - not at all
By female standards - bout as normal as it gets

Branno · « **Reply #463 on:** October 7, 2009, 10:51:36 pm »

Note to self....coffee and biscuits can fuck up relationships !

shelovesyou · « **Reply #464 on:** October 7, 2009, 10:57:01 pm »

Im really selfish for not offering her a cuppa , apparantley

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #465 on:** October 8, 2009, 02:20:15 pm »

Quote from: shelovesyouyehyehyeh on October 7, 2009, 10:57:01 pm

Im really selfish for not offering her a cuppa , apparantley

You bastard.

TonyTheRed · « **Reply #466 on:** October 8, 2009, 03:17:53 pm »

Quote from: shelovesyouyehyehyeh on October 7, 2009, 10:57:01 pm

Im really selfish for not offering her a cuppa , apparantley

She would have said no anyway.

Get rid of the fuckin' bitch, the fuckin' idiot

cissepower · « **Reply #467 on:** October 19, 2009, 05:37:02 pm »

Not holding her hand. Happened today....

wardides · « **Reply #468 on:** October 19, 2009, 05:52:57 pm »

i had the head eaten off me today when i woke up..after work yesterday i went over to her house.Get on pretty well with her family and her uncle was there(hes only 22) so we said me him and her father would go for a pint and then head home to the football club.Met her cousin up there and we ended up goin out..now ill admit i was locked and ended up stayin in her uncles..got called a dickhead because i went out because wait for it..........she wanted to see me as she wont see me now until wednesday...its almost laughable if it wasnt so annoying

Rusty Oysterburger · « **Reply #469 on:** October 19, 2009, 06:14:49 pm »

Quote from: wardides on October 19, 2009, 05:52:57 pm

i had the head eaten off me today when i woke up..after work yesterday i went over to her house.Get on pretty well with her family and her uncle was there(hes only 22) so we said me him and her father would go for a pint and then head home to the football club.Met her cousin up there and we ended up goin out..now ill admit i was locked and ended up stayin in her uncles..got called a dickhead because i went out because wait for it..........she wanted to see me as she wont see me now until wednesday...its almost laughable if it wasnt so annoying

lucky boy

C · « **Reply #470 on:** October 19, 2009, 06:51:20 pm »

Quote from: wardides on October 19, 2009, 05:52:57 pm

i had the head eaten off me today when i woke up

thats the flip side of a bird with braces i suppose

Dermot · « **Reply #471 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:05:35 pm »

Quote from: cissepower on October 19, 2009, 05:37:02 pm

Not holding her hand. Happened today....

This shit does my tits in. Got the head fucked off me because i wouldn't hold her hand walking from the jeep in the fucking service station shop. fucking lunatic.

TheKid. · « **Reply #472 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:31:44 pm »

When in fact she should be having a go for insisting on referring to it as 'the Jeep', when in fact 'car' would do...

C · « **Reply #473 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:40:17 pm »

pet hate of mine that

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #474 on:** October 19, 2009, 07:40:40 pm »

Because I couldn't fix her printer over the phone just there now, fuckin hell. Change my name to Hewlett Packard Support Desk for fuck sake

El Denzel Pepito · « **Reply #475 on:** October 19, 2009, 11:52:38 pm »

Right not really on topic here but theres this girl I've been seeing. I was over hers the other day and I'm thinking of heading back home since it was late and I had things to do the next morning. So I told her right I'm off. Suddenly she gets upset and starts ignoring me. I tell her, it isn't the end of the world. We're seeing each other in another couple of days. She says it is the end of the world to her.

Since then (has been a few weeks now), she's been getting on my tits. Being very clingy. Texting me even at times when she knows I dont have any credit, things like "you alright? i love you loads xxxx" and if I don't text back, I have to explain why. Why? BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE ANY FUCKING CREDIT LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE!

Just a lot of these things and it's being getting on me now for ages and adding up to problems with me family. Don't get me wrong, I love her to pieces but I'm starting to get fed up now. I need my space. I talk about another girl, and she gets jealous as fuck. Blaming me for cheating on her. Next day I get the question, "do you still love me?". Couple of days later she's talking to some lads late night for ages and if what people are saying is true, they've been over hers at 12-3 in the morning. Sick of it now and not sure what to do in all honesty because I do love her but it's getting too much now.

EDIT: (Ho ho ho! What a way to get to 3,000 posts!)

macca888 · « **Reply #476 on:** October 20, 2009, 12:01:32 am »

Quote from: Baldrick's thicker, uglier brother on October 19, 2009, 11:52:38 pm

Sick of it now and not sure what to do in all honesty because I do love her but it's getting too much now.

EDIT: (Ho ho ho! What a way to get to 3,000 posts!

Jealous people are manipulative bastards, and before long, you'll end up having to account for every minute you're not with her or she'll start throwing hissy fits and crying. At first, you'll just do it for the "anything for an easier life" option, but it'll soon wear you down. Jealousy is one of those negative emotions that we'll put up with for so long, but then just blow up at the merest hint of it. Put her straight by saying something like "cut this shit out or I'm off" or if you really want to be with her, buy her a book about how to conquer her jealousy. She needs to find out Why she's acting that way. If she doesn't change her ways, fuck her off, the fucking idiot.

Corkboy · « **Reply #477 on:** October 20, 2009, 12:04:30 am »

Quote from: macca888 on October 20, 2009, 12:01:32 am

If she doesn't change her ways, fuck her off, the fucking idiot.

It's getting like you can now say that with a sort of reverence.

El Denzel Pepito · « **Reply #478 on:** October 20, 2009, 12:08:56 am »

Quote from: macca888 on October 20, 2009, 12:01:32 am

Jealous people are manipulative bastards, and before long, you'll end up having to account for every minute you're not with her or she'll start throwing hissy fits and crying. At first, you'll just do it for the "anything for an easier life" option, but it'll soon wear you down. Jealousy is one of those negative emotions that we'll put up with for so long, but then just blow up at the merest hint of it. Put her straight by saying something like "cut this shit out or I'm off" or if you really want to be with her, buy her a book about how to conquer her jealousy. She needs to find out Why she's acting that way. If she doesn't change her ways, fuck her off, the fucking idiot.

Thanks mate. I would have fucked her off ages back if I didn't really want to be with her. She's driven me to the edge already and in the end it has to be me apologising for something I haven't done or started in any way. If I say something like "cut this shit out or I'm off", I know what she's like, gets upset over the smallest of things. She's going to go into a sobbing fest, telling all her girl friends about it, which ends up in them getting after me to explain it. She's admitted several times she isn't the perfect girlfriend and that I can do better, but it's sort of a rule isn't it? You can't say "yeah, you're a shite girlfriend and I deserve someone better than you", can you?

Anyways, I'll see how things go for another few days. If it isn't working, that's it. I've had enough.

Mouth · « **Reply #479 on:** October 20, 2009, 12:10:51 am »

Quote from: macca888 on October 20, 2009, 12:01:32 am

Jealous people are manipulative bastards, and before long, you'll end up having to account for every minute you're not with her or she'll start throwing hissy fits and crying. At first, you'll just do it for the "anything for an easier life" option, but it'll soon wear you down. Jealousy is one of those negative emotions that we'll put up with for so long, but then just blow up at the merest hint of it. Put her straight by saying something like "cut this shit out or I'm off" or if you really want to be with her, buy her a book about how to conquer her jealousy. She needs to find out Why she's acting that way. If she doesn't change her ways, fuck her off, the fucking idiot.

Thats a bit level headed for you, what happened to your usual kind of advice? "kick her back door in, take nudie pics of her, post them online, then ditch the nutcase"