Topic: What is the stupidest/lamest reason your partner/ex has fallen out with you for?

[Noelle]

My ass isn't even that nice anyway guys.

[J-Mc-]

My ass isn't even that nice anyway guys.

PM me a pic of it, I'll be the judge

[El Denzel Pepito]

PM me a pic of it, I'll be the judge

First Sri, now Noelle!

Don't send them to J, he's a fucking pervert he is. Send em here. Ta.

[J-Mc-]

First Sri, now Noelle!

Don't send them to J, he's a fucking pervert he is.

I can't help but appreciate a fine woman my friend

[El Denzel Pepito]

I can't help but appreciate a fine woman my friend

Don't think you'd want her to send them pictures to you J, she just sent me this:



Nicely swerved!

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

So you're a lesbian then?

[MassDriver]

Don't think you'd want her to send them pictures to you J, she just sent me this:



Nicely swerved!

My eyes

[Noelle]

Don't think you'd want her to send them pictures to you J, she just sent me this:
Nicely swerved!

I don't even want to know where you found that.

[Crosby Nick]

I don't even want to know where you found that.

At his local bar.

[jaffod]

So you're a lesbian then?

There's fucking hundreds of 'em on here mate! Just look in the '10 things you like' thread. None of the women mention 'cock' and some of them openly admit being rug-munchers. It's mad!

Anyway, the Mrs stopped talking to me on Saturday night although unfortunately she's started again. I got home after a 12 hour shift and was eating my tea when she started moaning about the way our lad talks to her, saying I had to do something about it etc.
 I said "Give it a rest will you, I've just done 12 hours and want a bit of peace and quiet".
"No" she said, "I've had enough...the other day he called me a dickhead in the street!"
 That was it. I had this mental image of him calling her a dickhead in the middle of town with loads of people watching and it cracked me up. I couldn't stop laughing and neither could my lad who had joined in.
 Cue the Mrs storming upstairs and not talking to me.

["Nookie".]

There's fucking hundreds of 'em on here mate! Just look in the '10 things you like' thread. None of the women mention 'cock' and some of them openly admit being rug-munchers. It's mad!

Anyway, the Mrs stopped talking to me on Saturday night although unfortunately she's started again. I got home after a 12 hour shift and was eating my tea when she started moaning about the way our lad talks to her, saying I had to do something about it etc.
 I said "Give it a rest will you, I've just done 12 hours and want a bit of peace and quiet".
"No" she said, "I've had enough...the other day he called me a dickhead in the street!"
 That was it. I had this mental image of him calling her a dickhead in the middle of town with loads of people watching and it cracked me up. I couldn't stop laughing and neither could my lad who had joined in.
 Cue the Mrs storming upstairs and not talking to me.

Worth it then?

[Chakan]

Must have been some strong tea if you had to chew it.

[Noelle]

Anyway, the Mrs stopped talking to me on Saturday night although unfortunately she's started again. I got home after a 12 hour shift and was eating my tea when she started moaning about the way our lad talks to her, saying I had to do something about it etc.
 I said "Give it a rest will you, I've just done 12 hours and want a bit of peace and quiet".
"No" she said, "I've had enough...the other day he called me a dickhead in the street!"
 That was it. I had this mental image of him calling her a dickhead in the middle of town with loads of people watching and it cracked me up. I couldn't stop laughing and neither could my lad who had joined in.
 Cue the Mrs storming upstairs and not talking to me.

No idea how old your kid is but I just got a mental image of like a six or seven year old doing that and oh man. I can see why you cracked up.

[jaffod]

Worth it then?

Deffo!

Must have been some strong tea if you had to chew it.

 

No idea how old your kid is but I just got a mental image of like a six or seven year old doing that and oh man. I can see why you cracked up.

He's 12, don't know if that makes it better or worse.

[Sir Harvest Fields]

I dont get all this thing about lesbians. I love the old rug too.

[..Bruiser..]

I can honestly say that I've not had anyone particularly petty.

My brother though has had a couple of right whoppers. One of them really went off on one when he gave her a carpet or some curtains, something she needed anyway. That was pathetic. They split up and I'd decorated most of the silly hag's house!!

[jaffod]

I can honestly say that I've not had anyone particularly petty.

 One of them really went off on one when he gave her some curtains, something she needed anyway.

Sounds like she needed to pull herself together.

[Sri Sudachan]

 Decided to make spag bol for tea one evening so I call gods gift to ask if t was possible to bring a bag of mince home. Upon arrival old grumpy ass hands me a bag of mints.
 Now I'm not going to start because this is an easy mix up to make,after all, I could have done it myself.
 So I cooked the onions added the peppers threw in the mints,sauce and served on a bed of spaghetti..

  Some people have no sense of humour 

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Decided to make spag bol for tea one evening so I call gods gift to ask if t was possible to bring a bag of mince home. Upon arrival old grumpy ass hands me a bag of mints.
 Now I'm not going to start because this is an easy mix up to make,after all, I could have done it myself.
 So I cooked the onions added the peppers threw in the mints,sauce and served on a bed of spaghetti..

  Some people have no sense of humour 

[El Denzel Pepito]

Decided to make spag bol for tea one evening so I call gods gift to ask if t was possible to bring a bag of mince home. Upon arrival old grumpy ass hands me a bag of mints.
 Now I'm not going to start because this is an easy mix up to make,after all, I could have done it myself.
 So I cooked the onions added the peppers threw in the mints,sauce and served on a bed of spaghetti..

  Some people have no sense of humour 

Haha!

[-Nay-]

Decided to make spag bol for tea one evening so I call gods gift to ask if t was possible to bring a bag of mince home. Upon arrival old grumpy ass hands me a bag of mints.
 Now I'm not going to start because this is an easy mix up to make,after all, I could have done it myself.
 So I cooked the onions added the peppers threw in the mints,sauce and served on a bed of spaghetti..

  Some people have no sense of humour 

 

Just nearly spat my cuppa tea everywhere reading this 

[Gerrard_8_]

My ex once didn't talk to me for almost a week because I finished a text with "Love you baby xxx" instead of "I love you baby xxx" WTF?

She also fell out with me for the usual "x" instead of "xxx" on the end of a text. I've seen that a few times in this thread though so I don't think it's that uncommon. Although I wouldn't do it myself, it's only a text.

She once fell out with me for 3 days because I had given her 1ml (ok maybe an exaggeration, but it was only a mouthful) more wine in her glass than I was having. Apparently I was trying to get her drunk to take advantage. We had been together about 4 years at this point, way past the point of getting her pissed for any reason other than to shut her up for a few hours to get some peace.

She once fell out with me in the middle of Sainsburys because I didn't call her babygirl when asking which bread she wanted.

Any time we were out together and I wasn't holding her hand or all over her in the middle of the street it was "obviously because you're ashamed of our relationship and don't want to be seen with a girl". Orrrr maybe because I don't feel the need for public displays of affection in the middle of a packed shopping centre when I want to buy some pretty shoes and go home?

She once walked out of a restaurant because I said I didn't want a side order of chips with my dinner but she was more than welcome to get them herself. Didn't talk to me for a couple of days after that.

Not really sure why we were together so long reading all that...

[Sir Harvest Fields]

We had been together about 4 years at this point, way past the point of getting her pissed for any reason other than to shut her up for a few hours to get some peace.

You are the female version of me and i claim my £5

[AnfieldIron]

My ex once didn't talk to me for almost a week because I finished a text with "Love you baby xxx" instead of "I love you baby xxx" WTF?

She also fell out with me for the usual "x" instead of "xxx" on the end of a text. I've seen that a few times in this thread though so I don't think it's that uncommon. Although I wouldn't do it myself, it's only a text.

She once fell out with me for 3 days because I had given her 1ml (ok maybe an exaggeration, but it was only a mouthful) more wine in her glass than I was having. Apparently I was trying to get her drunk to take advantage. We had been together about 4 years at this point, way past the point of getting her pissed for any reason other than to shut her up for a few hours to get some peace.

She once fell out with me in the middle of Sainsburys because I didn't call her babygirl when asking which bread she wanted.

Any time we were out together and I wasn't holding her hand or all over her in the middle of the street it was "obviously because you're ashamed of our relationship and don't want to be seen with a girl". Orrrr maybe because I don't feel the need for public displays of affection in the middle of a packed shopping centre when I want to buy some pretty shoes and go home?

She once walked out of a restaurant because I said I didn't want a side order of chips with my dinner but she was more than welcome to get them herself. Didn't talk to me for a couple of days after that.

Not really sure why we were together so long reading all that...

Fucking hell. Was she absolutely mental?

[Noelle]

My ex once didn't talk to me for almost a week because I finished a text with "Love you baby xxx" instead of "I love you baby xxx" WTF?

She also fell out with me for the usual "x" instead of "xxx" on the end of a text. I've seen that a few times in this thread though so I don't think it's that uncommon. Although I wouldn't do it myself, it's only a text.

She once fell out with me for 3 days because I had given her 1ml (ok maybe an exaggeration, but it was only a mouthful) more wine in her glass than I was having. Apparently I was trying to get her drunk to take advantage. We had been together about 4 years at this point, way past the point of getting her pissed for any reason other than to shut her up for a few hours to get some peace.

She once fell out with me in the middle of Sainsburys because I didn't call her babygirl when asking which bread she wanted.

Any time we were out together and I wasn't holding her hand or all over her in the middle of the street it was "obviously because you're ashamed of our relationship and don't want to be seen with a girl". Orrrr maybe because I don't feel the need for public displays of affection in the middle of a packed shopping centre when I want to buy some pretty shoes and go home?

She once walked out of a restaurant because I said I didn't want a side order of chips with my dinner but she was more than welcome to get them herself. Didn't talk to me for a couple of days after that.

Not really sure why we were together so long reading all that...

Wow. Just wow.

[Gerrard_8_]

You are the female version of me and i claim my £5

Fucking hell. Was she absolutely mental?

I reckon so. Or maybe I was the mental one putting up with it for so long 

[Mouth]

My ex once didn't talk to me for almost a week because I finished a text with "Love you baby xxx" instead of "I love you baby xxx" WTF?

She also fell out with me for the usual "x" instead of "xxx" on the end of a text. I've seen that a few times in this thread though so I don't think it's that uncommon. Although I wouldn't do it myself, it's only a text.

She once fell out with me for 3 days because I had given her 1ml (ok maybe an exaggeration, but it was only a mouthful) more wine in her glass than I was having. Apparently I was trying to get her drunk to take advantage. We had been together about 4 years at this point, way past the point of getting her pissed for any reason other than to shut her up for a few hours to get some peace.

She once fell out with me in the middle of Sainsburys because I didn't call her babygirl when asking which bread she wanted.

Any time we were out together and I wasn't holding her hand or all over her in the middle of the street it was "obviously because you're ashamed of our relationship and don't want to be seen with a girl". Orrrr maybe because I don't feel the need for public displays of affection in the middle of a packed shopping centre when I want to buy some pretty shoes and go home?

She once walked out of a restaurant because I said I didn't want a side order of chips with my dinner but she was more than welcome to get them herself. Didn't talk to me for a couple of days after that.

Not really sure why we were together so long reading all that...

Yeah women, they're friggin mental

[INABITSKI]

I reckon so. Or maybe I was the mental one putting up with it for so long 

I'm guessing both of you are mental. All women are.

[Gerrard_8_]

Some of us are normal

Oh and she once decided I must hate her, couldn't possibly find her attractive any more, stormed out and went to her Mums for a week, didn't reply to any texts or take any phone calls... because I wore pyjamas to bed in the middle of winter when it was snowing and fucking freezing. Apparently wearing of pyjamas means I didn't fancy her, didn't want her blah blah blah, not that I didn't want hypothermia from the sub zero temperature of the bedroom we were in, oh no, I just randomly decided one night  I didn't fancy her so would wear some pyjamas. That obviously makes much more sense than me just trying to stay warm.

I might add she had been sat in bed in her clothes and coat all evening trying to stay warm when I went up, so it's not like I got in fully dressed while she was there warm as toast with nothing on

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

There's fucking hundreds of 'em on here mate! Just look in the '10 things you like' thread. None of the women mention 'cock' and some of them openly admit being rug-munchers. It's mad!

Anyway, the Mrs stopped talking to me on Saturday night although unfortunately she's started again. I got home after a 12 hour shift and was eating my tea when she started moaning about the way our lad talks to her, saying I had to do something about it etc.
 I said "Give it a rest will you, I've just done 12 hours and want a bit of peace and quiet".
"No" she said, "I've had enough...the other day he called me a dickhead in the street!"
 That was it. I had this mental image of him calling her a dickhead in the middle of town with loads of people watching and it cracked me up. I couldn't stop laughing and neither could my lad who had joined in.
 Cue the Mrs storming upstairs and not talking to me.

LFC - Lesbian Fanny Club?

[surfer. Fuck you generator.]

Bloody hell, I didn't know there were that many lesbians on RAWK. Or maybe these girls are more forward on posting about these things.

[miguelcooper]

Bloody hell, I didn't know there were that many lesbians on RAWK. Or maybe these girls are more forward on posting about these things.

Lets hope the below isn't one of our lesbians.... 

[surfer. Fuck you generator.]

Dear Lord.

[Buzz Killington]

..

Fucking hell, what a weirdo. Are you still with her?

[Gerrard_8_]

Fucking hell, what a weirdo. Are you still with her?

No. She left me in feb for some other mug

[ThepepeReina]

No. She left me in feb for some other mug

chewed your foot outta that bear trap.

[fowlermagic]

Hang out with this couple the past month or two who are a good laugh at the bar but last week when the husband left the bar for a pee one of my mates started to snog the wife. They were all drunk but you can imagine the silence when the husband came back and saw them at it. Thought beer glasses go flying but he gave them a look, told her feck off and went home. My mate got a good bollixing from all of us but expect more fire from this one over the coming weeks as shes definitely chasing him. Poor bloody husband

[Mouth]

No. She left me in feb for some other mug

She ditched you? After all that mentalness and you didnt get shut, a goer was she?

[Gerrard_8_]

She ditched you? After all that mentalness and you didnt get shut, a goer was she?

Aye

Apart from the mentalness she was pretty much perfect.

[StevenLFC]

Aye

Apart from the mentalness she was pretty much perfect.

She must have had a 12 inch tounge & the ability to breathe out of her ears.