Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[reddebs]

Filling in insurance forms to get a quote for landlords insurance.  They have to make it so damn complicated which makes you nervous about giving them the wrong information so they can reject your claim if you ever need to 😡

I don't need buildings insurance as I'm not responsible for the building. 

I don't have a mortgage so lenders don't need to know. 

There's a pub on the ground floor but it's not my commercial premises.

Yes some of the flats are holiday rentals but what's that got to do with me!!

I just need my fixtures and fittings insured against loss or damage and cover for non payment of rent.

How fucking hard can it be!!!

[Lee1-6Liv]

Buying what I thought were mint Cornettos and they turn out to be non dairy, gluten free, vegan, soy Cornettos.

[duvva 💅]

Buying what I thought were mint Cornettos and they turn out to be non dairy, gluten free, vegan, soy Cornettos.

Sounds good other than the mint bit

[Kenny's Jacket]

Buying what I thought were mint Cornettos and they turn out to be non dairy, gluten free, vegan, soy Cornettos.

Ill raise you low sugar beans. Absolute shite.

[afc tukrish]

Ill raise you low sugar beans. Absolute shite.

Are there tall sugar beans?

[I've been a good boy]

Villa fans going "wheeey" at every chance we miss. Smalltime c*nts.

[rob1966]

Villa fans going "wheeey" at every chance we miss. Smalltime c*nts.

Plazzy flag waving bell splashes

[bradders1011]

Any goal followed by the crowd chanting "who are ya?" should be ruled out. IFAB need to get onto this.

[Mumm-Ra]

I'll put this here as I feel parcel deliveries cause a lot of hannoyance on Rawk

I've got something being shipped to my Mums in Liverpool, from Londonderry, via Parcelforce 'express 24' - does that actually mean 24 hour delivery? I'm very sceptical of this, the thing isn't showing any tracking updates yet. The fact it has to cross the Irish Sea doesn't help

[rob1966]

I'll put this here as I feel parcel deliveries cause a lot of hannoyance on Rawk

I've got something being shipped to my Mums in Liverpool, from Londonderry, via Parcelforce 'express 24' - does that actually mean 24 hour delivery? I'm very sceptical of this, the thing isn't showing any tracking updates yet. The fact it has to cross the Irish Sea doesn't help

Yes, its a next day service so she should get it when they say. The Parcelforce tracking service is pretty crap, it might even say on it there's no info until there's been an attempt to deliver it? (I've seen that recently when tracking a parcel coming to me).

They'll have loaded a trailer onto the ferry in Belfast, as soon as its been unloaded, which is quick, they'll send a unit to go get the trailer, he's likely to be dropping a trailer going the other way, then take that to the RDC they use.

[Mumm-Ra]

Yes, its a next day service so she should get it when they say. The Parcelforce tracking service is pretty crap, it might even say on it there's no info until there's been an attempt to deliver it? (I've seen that recently when tracking a parcel coming to me).

They'll have loaded a trailer onto the ferry in Belfast, as soon as its been unloaded, which is quick, they'll send a unit to go get the trailer, he's likely to be dropping a trailer going the other way, then take that to the RDC they use.

Cheers Rob I knew you'd have the scoop 

[reddebs]

Paul just assuming I'll be around to do something when he needs me then gets annoyed when I tell him I might not be available 😡

[rob1966]

Paul just assuming I'll be around to do something when he needs me then gets annoyed when I tell him I might not be available 😡

Bet you do the same to him

[reddebs]

Bet you do the same to him

I don't rely on anyone for anything. 

My life would continue without a blip if he fucked off, his would collapse in a pile of blubbering woe if I left.

[rob1966]

I don't rely on anyone for anything. 

My life would continue without a blip if he fucked off, his would collapse in a pile of blubbering woe if I left.

My missus says exactly the same

[SamLad]

My missus says exactly the same

honest to god, was just going to post the exact same. 

[Peabee]

My missus says exactly the same

My missus wouldn't have anyone to laugh at. Glad I'm needed. 

[bradders1011]

The phrase "hits different"

[Rob K]

My boss getting shitty because i reminded him this morning i need to finish early today to pick up my son, despite it not being an issue two weeks ago when i requested it.

[Kenny's Jacket]

For the past 20 + years in work I have used various databases CRMs and Primavera.  Despite this LFC website has me pulling my hair out every fucking time I need to buy a ticket and I end up calling the club begging for help 

[Statto Red]

When you have a well known song going round in your head on a loop but can't think of the title.

[Terry de Niro]

When you have a well known song going round in your head on a loop but can't think of the title.

Happens to me when I get a random melody in my head.
And it ends up doing my head in.

[ToneLa]

gout flareup

I don't even drink anymore and I can't walk!!!
I don't eat red meat really
Nor seafood

I have broken bones less painful

[So… Howard Philips]

When you have a well known song going round in your head on a loop but can't think of the title.

And it’s usually a pretty crap song as well.

[Crosby Nick]

gout flareup

Sounds like a member of Arne Slot’s backroom staff.

[Kenny's Jacket]

When you have a well known song going round in your head on a loop but can't think of the title.

Is Man I feel like a woman by Shania Twain currently on an advert at the moment as Its been in my head for ages

[Elzar]

gout flareup

I don't even drink anymore and I can't walk!!!
I don't eat red meat really
Nor seafood

I have broken bones less painful

Something mildly poetic about this post.

[afc tukrish]

When you have a well known song going round in your head on a loop but can't think of the title.

Don't think of the title, just play it one bar at a time...

[rob1966]

When you have a well known song going round in your head on a loop but can't think of the title.

Type the lyrics into Google and it'll find the song title for you, it's what I do

[Peabee]

Something mildly poetic about this post.

Read it in Bukowki's voice.

[Terry de Niro]

Type the lyrics into Google and it'll find the song title for you, it's what I do

What if the words don't come to you at all, which happens to me quite a bit?

[Peabee]

You can hum a song into Google search.

[Terry de Niro]

You can hum a song into Google search.

Wow, didn't know that.

[Terry de Niro]

You can hum a song into Google search.

Wow, didn't know that.

Just tried it, amazing.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

You can hum a song into Google search.

Just tried it. It said.’U2 - I still havnt found what I’m looking for’ so I replied ‘Yeah mate, cheers for trying. If you do find it giz a shout and I’ll do the same’

What a lovely chap

[Crosby Nick]

Just tried it. It said.’U2 - I still havnt found what I’m looking for’ so I replied ‘Yeah mate, cheers for trying. If you do find it giz a shout and I’ll do the same’

What a lovely chap

Wahey!

[PaulF]

Try it statto, what's the song?

[rob1966]

You can hum a song into Google search.

What was that old app that cheating twats used in the music bit of pub quizzes, where it listened to the song?

[Kenny's Jacket]

What was that old app that cheating twats used in the music bit of pub quizzes, where it listened to the song?

Shazzam ?

[rob1966]

Shazzam ?

That's it, ta fella