My missus has a thing about out of date food. ' Oh shit , its one second past the expiry date, gotta bin it ' Fuck off woman , piss all wrong with it. Although the other day something was 4 days out of date and she put it back in the fridge and said i could have it, cheeky fucker.
Noisy eaters can get to fuckery.
People who clang their teeth on their spoon whilst eating soup.
I had a mate at work who had black coffee, eveyone else had white coffee and if i stirred his coffee after stirring a white one he would go mad. That really annoyed me.
Kids saying ' im bored, got nothing to do ' Yea well lets take away the XBox , dvd, tv,stereo,phone, sky tv , broadband etc. Fuck me running, when i was a kid i never had owt but a football and books. Little twatbags.
Chav mums screaming at their kids in public, jeez Waynetta, you look fucking hideous to start with, dont draw attention to yourself and your snot ridden kids.