Author Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy (Read 2605192 times)

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1160 on:** January 3, 2015, 03:51:49 pm »

Flying home from Belfast to Heathrow and having to divert to Stanstead to refuel because we were circling for so long. Fucking shambles!

CHOPPER · « **Reply #1161 on:** January 3, 2015, 04:13:53 pm »

The poor

JRC_ · « **Reply #1162 on:** January 3, 2015, 04:47:38 pm »

Illiteracy

wampa1 · « **Reply #1163 on:** January 3, 2015, 04:52:47 pm »

Quote from: Zephyr on December 27, 2014, 03:13:26 pm

Ovens. Our fucking oven broke down on Christmas morning. What sort of shitting luck is that? Thank fuck my uncle lives thirty seconds down the road. Walking down the street at 6:30pm on Christmas Day will always be something to remember, though.

Last Christmas (after I'd given my heart), our oven, central heating, hot water, washing machine and my car all broke down within a two period.

Bucke · « **Reply #1164 on:** January 3, 2015, 05:07:09 pm »

This hangover. I feel like I died in the night

wampa1 · « **Reply #1165 on:** January 5, 2015, 02:17:42 pm »

House hunting at the minute. Having to rent and trying to find places which take cats is like pulling teeth >: (

Broad Spectrum · « **Reply #1166 on:** January 5, 2015, 04:48:54 pm »

Chewing gum in a urinal. In fact, who the fuck puts chewing gum in anything else other than a bin for that matter?!

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1167 on:** January 5, 2015, 04:50:08 pm »

Quote from: Broad Spectrum on January 5, 2015, 04:48:54 pm

Chewing gum in a urinal. In fact, who the fuck puts chewing gum in anything else other than a bin for that matter?!

I know! Mint and Pineapple...such a clash of flavours.

Broad Spectrum · « **Reply #1168 on:** January 5, 2015, 04:53:47 pm »

Quote from: C(r)osby Bill on January 5, 2015, 04:50:08 pm

I know! Mint and Pineapple...such a clash of flavours.

Think mine would be more of a mint and coffee concoction.

Card Cheat · « **Reply #1169 on:** January 6, 2015, 02:01:13 pm »

Quote from: C(r)osby Bill on January 5, 2015, 04:50:08 pm

I know! Mint and Pineapple...such a clash of flavours.

On the subject of pineapple flavour clashes, has anyone ever made themselves a pineapple and houmous sandwich? It tastes exactly like vomit. Me and a mate made them a few years ago and were both retching after the first bite.

I like to think of it as an old constitution testing techique I picked up in the SAS I was never in.

kirkbywool · « **Reply #1170 on:** January 6, 2015, 06:59:06 pm »

Trying to eat a kiwi. Had one for lunch today and if the juice doesn't go everywhere then you end up looking like Zoidberg trying to get the bits that you just can't get at properly with a spoon

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #1171 on:** January 6, 2015, 07:29:41 pm »

Quote from: kirkbywool on January 6, 2015, 06:59:06 pm

Trying to eat a kiwi. Had one for lunch today and if the juice doesn't go everywhere then you end up looking like Zoidberg trying to get the bits that you just can't get at properly with a spoon

The skin is edible you know. It's actually quite nice. Not much easier to eat though as you just get juicy hands.

kirkbywool · « **Reply #1172 on:** January 6, 2015, 07:32:26 pm »

Quote from: SamAteTheRedAcid on January 6, 2015, 07:29:41 pm

The skin is edible you know. It's actually quite nice. Not much easier to eat though as you just get juicy hands.

I'm just going to stick with Apple's and bananas, kiwis and oranges can wait

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1173 on:** January 6, 2015, 07:48:39 pm »

Putting the bins out and coming home to find they've not been collected so you have to put them back in otherwise foxes will have a banquet.

paddysour · « **Reply #1174 on:** January 6, 2015, 08:20:46 pm »

Car for sale adverts which states "needs nothing for MOT". MOT it then you lying bastard

kennedy81 · « **Reply #1175 on:** January 7, 2015, 03:20:23 am »

Overuse.Of.Full.Stops.For.Emphasis.

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #1176 on:** January 7, 2015, 04:40:37 am »

When Americans meet and say, "Hey".

Fiasco · « **Reply #1177 on:** January 7, 2015, 05:36:24 am »

Taxi drivers. I fucking hate them. Among the usual 50 reasons there was one incident earlier tonight. I was driving home and just turning left on a roundabout, it's a small one but the left where I turn is a sharp one and there is a big hill so you can't see much. I crawled in second as usual and just as I did a fucking taxi driver had parked with his hazards on in the middle of the road but literally 10 feet off the bend. I slammed on and beeped, overtook him as nothing was coming and had a glance and the fucker was just sitting there looking at his device/sat nav thing for his next job.

Selfish twat. Nearly caused an accident because he couldn't drive 50 yards further up and sort his stuff out there.

macca888 · « **Reply #1178 on:** January 7, 2015, 05:41:18 am »

Quote from: C(r)osby Bill on January 6, 2015, 07:48:39 pm

Putting the bins out and coming home to find they've not been collected so you have to put them back in otherwise foxes will have a banquet.

I didn't know they were so hungry that they'd rob out of bins

BigMarcs · « **Reply #1179 on:** January 7, 2015, 06:21:47 am »

txt talk m8

gwalk · « **Reply #1180 on:** January 9, 2015, 07:43:41 am »

When people you work with cant/wont perform the simplest part of their job, and its left for me to pick up the slack on it.

Wallingtonian · « **Reply #1181 on:** January 9, 2015, 07:59:02 am »

Quote from: jooneyisdagod on December 27, 2014, 01:06:49 pm

My housemate's cat. Fucking little shit has been annoying me so much recently, I have no fucking idea what it wants. I feed him, give him water, I don't know what else he wants. Just fucking annoying. He's been driving me up the wall.

I would suggest taking the flea bag for a long drive out into the countryside.....

Priest078 · « **Reply #1182 on:** January 9, 2015, 09:34:19 pm »

People that start sentences with " so " every fucker is doing it, dickheads on facebook to educated sounding people on radio 4. just gets on me tits so much

Chakan · « **Reply #1183 on:** January 9, 2015, 09:35:16 pm »

Quote from: Prest078 on January 9, 2015, 09:34:19 pm

People that start sentences with " so " every fucker is doing it, dickheads on facebook to educated sounding people on radio 4. just gets on me tits so much

So what?

Red Genius · « **Reply #1184 on:** January 9, 2015, 09:40:35 pm »

Quote from: ☺ on January 9, 2015, 09:35:16 pm

So what?

so fucking stop it

KillieRed · « **Reply #1185 on:** January 10, 2015, 12:02:19 am »

People who don't listen to you, but make up their own version of what you said.

Bizarre egotists in the same mould as those people who talk over the top of you.

The Gulleysucker · « **Reply #1186 on:** January 10, 2015, 12:17:24 am »

People who either say or type a sentence that is interrupted with a " .., but hey, ... ".

I'm comforted by the thought that Beelzebub likely has a very special place in Hell reserved for them.

Henry Kissinger · « **Reply #1187 on:** January 10, 2015, 09:58:48 am »

Dust. Bloody stuff accumulates on a daily basis, I'm forever sweeping! Ffs, where does it all come from? It's the middle of winter so all the bleeding windows are kept closed, and I can't be shedding this much skin or I'd look like an Alex Grey picture!

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #1188 on:** January 10, 2015, 04:39:12 pm »

Commentators who say Berahinio. It's not hard for fuck's sake, he's not fucking Brazilian however much you might like to think he is.

Nessy76 · « **Reply #1189 on:** January 10, 2015, 04:41:13 pm »

Quote from: redgriffin73 on January 10, 2015, 04:39:12 pm

Commentators who say Berahinio. It's not hard for fuck's sake, he's not fucking Brazilian however much you might like to think he is.

Not many Brazilians with names like that. Not sure how wound up you can get about Berahinio when there's still people calling Coutinho Cooteenio?

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #1190 on:** January 10, 2015, 04:48:40 pm »

Quote from: Nessy76 on January 10, 2015, 04:41:13 pm

Not many Brazilians with names like that. Not sure how wound up you can get about Berahinio when there's still people calling Coutinho Cooteenio?

Oh, most mispronounced names wind me up, I just happened to be in this thread when Berahino just scored!

Nessy76 · « **Reply #1191 on:** January 10, 2015, 04:57:02 pm »

Quote from: redgriffin73 on January 10, 2015, 04:48:40 pm

Oh, most mispronounced names wind me up, I just happened to be in this thread when Berahino just scored!

It is a pain in the arse when commentators get player's names wrong. It's only your fucking job, morons!

Paulie's Wallnuts · « **Reply #1192 on:** January 11, 2015, 12:19:31 am »

Quote from: Nessy76 on January 10, 2015, 04:57:02 pm

It is a pain in the arse when commentators get player's names wrong. It's only your fucking job, morons!

David Pleat is the worst for that.

Crosby Nick · « **Reply #1193 on:** January 11, 2015, 01:28:02 am »

Quote from: Paulie's Wallnuts on January 11, 2015, 12:19:31 am

David Pleat is the worst for that.

Good evening everyone.

I can forgive him anything after coming up with Benny Noon.

rushyman · « **Reply #1194 on:** January 11, 2015, 01:34:46 am »

Quote from: Nessy76 on January 10, 2015, 04:57:02 pm

It is a pain in the arse when commentators get player's names wrong. It's only your fucking job, morons!

Its when they flat out refuse to accept theyve made a mistake on a second viewing of something. Gerry Armstrong is terrible for it and overall.

Probably the worst co commentator there is today, with his Madrid fanboy crap

Red Genius · « **Reply #1195 on:** January 11, 2015, 02:26:03 pm »

Quote from: C(r)osby Bill on January 11, 2015, 01:28:02 am

Good evening everyone.

I can forgive him anything after coming up with Benny Noon.

- was bloody hilarious how god awfully wrong he got that

Sneezing fits! one or two can actually be quite epic, but sustained sneezing is a twat

Dr. Beaker · « **Reply #1196 on:** January 11, 2015, 02:48:46 pm »

Atoms that split in half.

CornerFlag · « **Reply #1197 on:** January 11, 2015, 06:01:10 pm »

Websites that have writing on a black background. I can't read it properly and I'm left with lines across my eyes for minutes afterwards, it's horrendous.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #1198 on:** January 12, 2015, 08:07:25 am »

Quote from: CornerFlag on January 11, 2015, 06:01:10 pm

my eyes

Lucky you

paulrazor · « **Reply #1199 on:** January 12, 2015, 08:45:34 am »

women who go "i cant walk in these shoes"

well then dont fucking wear them