Dead funny, true story... one of me daughter's works with disabled people. They've been letting this one fella do independent things lately, just going the shops and that. Anyway, he goes out, comes back, bleeding, battered, covered in shite. They quiz him for ages. Eventually he says... "It was the Troll. But I got him."
Cutting a long story short... he seen a midget on he's way to the shops, flipped, jumped on him, dragged him back to the house and locked him in the shed, thinking he was a Troll from the stories he'd heard.
That's god's honour, not a moody story. Not politically correct either but I'd have paid to see it. She said, they went down the shed, opened the door and some little proper pissed off dwarf came running out and swedged into everyone, twatted a few of them. Apparently, he was a hard little fucker and a bit scary, done a few of them in before they all ran away. And I honestly couldn't make that up.
