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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1280 on: January 29, 2009, 02:31:31 am »
You lot missed your horlicks tonight !
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1281 on: January 29, 2009, 02:36:18 am »
You lot missed your horlicks tonight !
I've just had my Horlicks and Bromide..

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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1282 on: January 29, 2009, 02:51:29 am »
I've just had my Horlicks and cyanide..

Thank fuck for that ;D
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1283 on: January 29, 2009, 02:55:40 am »
I've just had my Horlicks and Bromide..

Have you tried Bromide and viagra Terry?
It's a bit wierd.....you don't know if your coming or going!
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1284 on: January 29, 2009, 02:57:35 am »
Have you tried Bromide and viagra Terry?
It's a bit wierd.....you don't know if your coming or going!
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No..But I sometimes put viagra in my eyes to make me look hard..

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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1285 on: January 29, 2009, 03:05:33 am »
;D

No..But I sometimes put viagra in my eyes to make me look hard..

Is that viagra in your eyes, or are you just happy to see me?

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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1286 on: January 29, 2009, 03:08:00 am »
Is that viagra in your eyes, or are you just happy to see me?
No, and that's a king sized Mars bar in my pocket

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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1287 on: January 29, 2009, 03:12:45 am »
;D

No..But I sometimes put viagra in my eyes to make me look hard..

I was going to do that one but thought I'd set it up for you.
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1288 on: January 29, 2009, 03:13:37 am »
I was going to do that one but thought I'd set it up for you.
I'm like the Kenny Dalglish to your Ian Rush.......only your not as good looking as Rushie.
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1289 on: January 29, 2009, 03:13:39 am »
No, and that's a king sized Mars bar in my pocket

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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1290 on: January 29, 2009, 08:24:29 pm »
It was in Kirkby. Old Andrew Shacklady, twisted them taps to fuck. He might have done it elsewhere, but I seen him do it in the Windmill many moons ago. But he bottled Billie McMullen. I seen that an all. But gone are the days of the hard case. They went many moons ago. More likey to get shot now off a BMX jockey.

PS... I thought Shack would be dead by now. Nice to know he's still about. Bet he's still causing murder
Andy Shack twisted the taps over in a pub called The Tanner (I think it was) on Tanhouse in Skem. He came in my wifes dads pub one day (Derby Arms in old Skem), she was a young 18 year old barmaid at the time. He came up to the bar and said "bitter". My wife said to him "pint?" to which he replied... "do I have to drink a pint?" She replied, not having a clue who he was at the time..."well men do normally drink pints". At which he threw his head back and laughed out loud and said "I'll have an half and get yours girl".

He was though not all bad. Same afternoon my father in law comes back to the pub and on seeing Andy sat there drinking, when he's been barred from almost every pub in Skem he speaks to him and says "Andy, I've no problem with you personally lad, you've never caused me any trouble but I can't have you drinking in here, you'll drive the customers away". Andy said to him, "no problem Brian, I'll drink up and you'll never see me in here again". He was true to his word.
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1291 on: January 31, 2009, 11:02:07 am »
Andy Shack twisted the taps over in a pub called The Tanner (I think it was) on Tanhouse in Skem. He came in my wifes dads pub one day (Derby Arms in old Skem), she was a young 18 year old barmaid at the time. He came up to the bar and said "bitter". My wife said to him "pint?" to which he replied... "do I have to drink a pint?" She replied, not having a clue who he was at the time..."well men do normally drink pints". At which he threw his head back and laughed out loud and said "I'll have an half and get yours girl".

He was though not all bad. Same afternoon my father in law comes back to the pub and on seeing Andy sat there drinking, when he's been barred from almost every pub in Skem he speaks to him and says "Andy, I've no problem with you personally lad, you've never caused me any trouble but I can't have you drinking in here, you'll drive the customers away". Andy said to him, "no problem Brian, I'll drink up and you'll never see me in here again". He was true to his word.
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1292 on: January 31, 2009, 11:19:13 am »
No.. 40 and over, so piss off.. ;)
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1293 on: January 31, 2009, 12:38:59 pm »

No.. 40 and over, so piss off.. ;)


Oi Grandad.

This thread was started by a 36 year old so watch it all I'll get it locked.        ;)
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1294 on: January 31, 2009, 12:49:35 pm »
Oi Grandad.

This thread was started by a 36 year old so watch it all I'll get it locked.        ;)
Shanks1965 reckons he's got a pair of Samba's that are older than that, but he's bird's finally made him get a new pair.
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1295 on: January 31, 2009, 01:01:41 pm »

Shanks1965 reckons he's got a pair of Samba's that are older than that, but he's bird's finally made him get a new pair.




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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1296 on: January 31, 2009, 01:11:38 pm »



Sadly lad, they get stuck under me top plate
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1297 on: January 31, 2009, 01:21:54 pm »

Sadly lad, they get stuck under me top plate


Though they would have got stuck to ya' falsies mate.   
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1298 on: January 31, 2009, 01:34:14 pm »
Though they would have got stuck to ya' falsies mate.  
I should have just posted....
Clock the top ones, on the plate?
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1299 on: January 31, 2009, 01:54:51 pm »

I should have just posted....
Clock the top ones, on the plate?


1 - 0 to the auldies.
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1300 on: January 31, 2009, 01:57:13 pm »
1 - 0 to the auldies.
And we're a stubborn bunch of bastards once we get our noses in front.
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1301 on: January 31, 2009, 02:47:44 pm »

And we're a stubborn bunch of bastards once we get our noses in front.


I know mate.

Shame they don't breed them like that anymore.  I had one lined up for our dear fattie but I knew he'd come back with something.

I chose to have a ciggie instead.

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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1302 on: January 31, 2009, 03:07:26 pm »
I know mate.

Shame they don't breed them like that anymore.  I had one lined up for our dear fattie but I knew he'd come back with something.

I chose to have a ciggie instead.


Ciggie my arse. Just ask Frank
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1303 on: January 31, 2009, 03:09:42 pm »

Ciggie my arse. Just ask Frank


You been on the bostick mate as thats still floating above me head.
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1304 on: January 31, 2009, 03:14:35 pm »
You been on the bostick mate as thats still floating above me head.
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1305 on: January 31, 2009, 03:19:30 pm »
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1306 on: January 31, 2009, 03:54:31 pm »
Penny - Dropped - Clang.

Bit to quick for me today fella .
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1307 on: February 1, 2009, 02:14:30 pm »

That's the Bostick


I thought it was the Nootropics Mate.

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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1308 on: February 1, 2009, 02:18:51 pm »
I stick to the philsan nowadays. Oh, and the gallon of lager that I'm off to soak up right now soon as I can find me bins and me teeth. Oh fuck there they are on me head an in me pocket, just put them the other way round and I'm rockin and rollin
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1309 on: February 1, 2009, 09:07:44 pm »
Hey lads, there's a few of us in here counting on all you auld arses to balance the youngers supporters knowledge of the game...

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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1310 on: February 1, 2009, 10:46:29 pm »
Any arl arse that is not bladdered tonite is obviously not an arl arse.... look at the scotty rd spellin!!!!
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1311 on: February 2, 2009, 12:56:14 am »
Any arl arse that is not bladdered tonite is obviously not an arl arse.... look at the scotty rd spellin!!!!

Seriously mate, what is it with you and Scotty Road.
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1312 on: February 2, 2009, 06:20:31 pm »
Seriously mate, what is it with you and Scotty Road.
It's not Scotty Road,it's Scotty,only a Wool would call it Scotty Road!

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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1313 on: February 2, 2009, 06:26:40 pm »
It's not Scotty Road,it's Scotty,only a Wool would call it Scotty Road!

Fucking hell,a proper brekkie doesn't have beans and now only wools call it scotty road. Scotty road, does that make me a wool?
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« Reply #1314 on: February 2, 2009, 06:37:55 pm »
Fucking hell,a proper brekkie doesn't have beans and now only wools call it scotty road. Scotty road, does that make me a wool?
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1315 on: February 2, 2009, 06:39:17 pm »
Ye!

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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1316 on: February 2, 2009, 06:42:23 pm »
Floating bells, must be Rafa's fault that
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1317 on: February 2, 2009, 07:00:13 pm »
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1318 on: February 2, 2009, 09:13:21 pm »
Floating bells, must be Rafa's fault that
And what about all this fuckin snow. He must have had a hand in that too!
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Re: For all the auld arses.
« Reply #1319 on: February 4, 2009, 11:20:06 pm »
Alright chaps. Can't cope with the usual shite on the usual site. But.... Looks like we are clawing our way through this one. Nothing new there then. Bit worried about Gerrard going off and even more concerned about Nando. He seemed to be runing through treacle and fuck that lad can glide. So that worries me, but not a bit arsed about the result. We have bigger fish to fry. Would have been nice to get some momentum going. But no big deal. On to bigger and better things.
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